"Seinfeld" - "The Rye" Trivia Quiz

Answer: a saxophone player for a jazz band

Elaine dated a saxophone player, John Germaine, who was pretty popular from performing at bars and clubs with his band. According to Elaine, he was very "sponge-worthy" too.

Answer: Food

Kramer asked Jerry to help him unload his trunk which was filled with various foods, all in huge quantities. Jerry believed Kramer would never finish any of the food he bought.

Jerry: "This isn't for a person. This is for Biosphere 3!"

Answer: hot and heavy

Jerry ran into one of John's band members, Clyde, and told him that Elaine and John were pretty "hot and heavy". Elaine was worried that Clyde would tell John who, in turn, might think they actually were "hot and heavy" (according to Elaine, they weren't). Elaine finds out what happens when she visits John again to see his performance.

John: "Thank you. Now, I'd like to play something th- well, actually, it's my latest so it's nice and fresh. It's called 'Hot and Heavy'."

Answer: marble rye from Schnitzer's

Every topic that was discussed turned into an awkward moment or an embarrassment for either Susan or George. Because of their differences about those topics, George's parents decided to take back their marble rye instead of giving it to Susan's parents as a gift.

Answer: he would take the Mr. and Mrs. Ross out on a Hansom cab ride

They planned to get the Mr. and Mrs. Ross out of their apartment by letting Kramer take them on a Hansom cab ride (Kramer was taking over for the regular guy) around the city. This way, George could get Jerry to come over and drop off the marble rye without the Mr. and Mrs. Ross seeing him.

Answer: an old lady bought the last one

An old lady (later referred to as Mabel Choate) bought the last marble rye. Jerry tried bribing her large amounts of money for the rye but she refused them. With no choice left, Jerry mugged Mabel for her rye bread.

Mabel: "Help! Someone help!"
Jerry: "Shut up, you old bag!"

Answer: the horse kept cutting the cheese, creating problems for everyone

Kramer had fed the horse (Rusty) "Beef-A-Reeno" to get rid of all the excess food he bought. The horse kept farting and stinking up the whole place. Mr and Mrs. Ross demanded to go back to their place and get off the ride as soon as possible.

Mrs. Ross: "I can't take this. Let me out of this thing!"
Mr. Ross: "Turn this thing around. We've had it. We can't breathe back here!"

Answer: Jerry put the rye on a fish hook while George reeled it in

George ended up using a fishing pole to get the rye up to the third floor window. He was successful in retrieving it but turned around to see the Ross family (including Susan) staring at him, spectators to the whole scene.

Answer: he did a horrible job at playing

John Germaine played very bad and had trouble playing on key. The worst part was that there were critics in the crowd watching his performance too. Elaine quietly snuck out of the performance, disappointed.

Answer: False

We never see who really ends up getting stuck with the marble rye. The last person who was seen with the marble rye was George and Mabel Choate doesn't appear again (in this episode) after Jerry steals the rye from her.