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Stupid Homer Simpson Quotes Trivia Quiz

Over the years, Homer Simpson has said many stupid things. Here are questions about 10 of them.

A multiple-choice quiz by Fi B. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
Fi B

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
155,895

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
11488

Last 3 plays: Guest 174 (6/10), Guest 90 (10/10), Gumby1967 (10/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Homer tries to help Bart write a letter: 'Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population - You.' Who is this letter intended for? Hint

Sherri & Terri

Elizabeth Hoover

Edna Krabappel

Samantha Stanky

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Question 2 of 10

2. 'The only danger is if they send us to that planet of the apes - wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! Damn you fools, damn you all to hell! You blew it up!' Who did Homer say this to? Hint

Fellow astronauts

Barney

Journalists

Troy McClure

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Question 3 of 10

3. 'Being abusive to your family is one thing. But I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!' Homer says this to Bart after Bart fed Santa's Little Helper which food? Hint

Flower

Pork chop

Meatloaf

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Question 4 of 10

4. At a backyard barbecue, Homer gets up and announces, 'If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.' Who laughs after this quote? Hint

Bart

Nelson and Dr. Hibbert

Apu and Manjula

Everyone

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Question 5 of 10

5. Homer meets someone new in Costington's, a clothing store, and is asked out to lunch. The other man says 'You like Thai?' to which Homer replies, 'Tie good. You like shirt?' What is Homer's name in this episode? Hint

Homer Simpson

Poochie

Jay Simpson

Max Power

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Question 6 of 10

6. 'A ___ is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher's knife, a harpoon, or... an alligator. You just have to have one.' What is the word missing in this quote? Hint

machete

gun

hammer

chainsaw

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Question 7 of 10

7. 'And I gave that man directions. Even though I didn't know the way. 'Coz that's the kind of guy I am this week.' Homer tells this story while he is where? Hint

Moe's

At home

Krusty Burger drive-thru

Nuclear Power Plant

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Question 8 of 10

8. 'All week, my lifelong dream was to be like ______. And now it's over. I guess I'll just give up my hopes and dreams and settle for being a decent husband and father.' Whose name goes in the blank? Hint

Elisha Gray

Gugliemo Marconi

Alexander Graham Bell

Thomas Edison

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Question 9 of 10

9. 'People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think.' Homer is asking Lisa for advice while working as a what? Hint

Nuclear safety technician

Security guard

Inventor

Food critic

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Question 10 of 10

10. 'I learnt two things. I lost creative control... and I forgot to ask for any money.' Homer says this after working at which job? Hint

Poochie

Barney's Bowl-A-Rama

Sanitation Commissioner

Kwik-E-Mart

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Homer tries to help Bart write a letter: 'Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population - You.' Who is this letter intended for?

Answer: Edna Krabappel

In "Bart the Lover" Bart writes love letters to his teacher, under the name of Woodrow (Wilson, and he uses a picture of Gordie Howe). He approaches his parents for advice on how to dump her, and decides to write a letter.

Answer: Journalists

He is talking at a press conference about the safety of the outer space mission that he is going on with NASA in "Deep Space Homer".

3. 'Being abusive to your family is one thing. But I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!' Homer says this to Bart after Bart fed Santa's Little Helper which food?

Answer: Meatloaf

In "Burns' Heir" Bart feeds the dog the end piece of meatloaf at dinner. Bart replies to Homer, 'Go eat some flowers' and throws tulips at him. 'Oh, my secret shame!' Homer cries.

4. At a backyard barbecue, Homer gets up and announces, 'If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.' Who laughs after this quote?

Answer: Bart

This is at the end of the episode "Much Apu About Nothing" when Springfield vote 'Yes' on Proposition 24, to deport all illegal aliens. The barbecue is celebrating Apu's American citizenship.

Answer: Max Power

In "Homer to the Max" he changes his name because there is a television show with an idiotic character named Homer Simpson. He gets his new name from a hairdryer.

6. 'A ___ is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher's knife, a harpoon, or... an alligator. You just have to have one.' What is the word missing in this quote?

Answer: gun

In the episode "The Cartridge Family", Homer buys a gun. Marge does not want him to keep it but of course Homer invents a 'great' reason why he needs it.

7. 'And I gave that man directions. Even though I didn't know the way. 'Coz that's the kind of guy I am this week.' Homer tells this story while he is where?

Answer: Moe's

After the Springfield Isotopes go on a winning streak, Homer is in a very good mood. It doesn't last long, because he finds out that the Duff Corporation are planning to move the team Albuquerque so he stages a hunger strike outside the stadium.

Answer: Thomas Edison

"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" features many silly Homer quotes, like when he invents the make-up gun and Lisa says that women won't like being shot in the face. 'Women will like what I tell them to like,' Homer retorts.

9. 'People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think.' Homer is asking Lisa for advice while working as a what?

Answer: Food critic

Homer works as a food critic in "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" and needs Lisa's help for writing his reviews.

10. 'I learnt two things. I lost creative control... and I forgot to ask for any money.' Homer says this after working at which job?

Answer: Poochie

In "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show", episode 167 (taking over the record from "The Flintstones" of the most episodes of an animated series), Homer provides the voice for Poochie the rockin' dog. The character didn't last very long. Hopefully Homer Simpson and his wacky quotes will!

Source: Author Fi B

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