The Cigar Store Indian Trivia Quiz

Answer: Dandruff

As soon as the episode starts, Jerry asks Elaine what she thinks the house smells like. Elaine suggests dandruff and Jerry says that's a part of it. He suggests kasha, mothballs and cheap carpeting and describes the house as a potpourri.

Answer: Christine

Elaine is eager to leave George's parents' house because she has to get back home for the poker game with the girls. She's already late because of a bowling match that they group went to, so she's hustling everyone up to leave. Jerry is eager to get a date with Winona and Elaine promises to mention Jerry to her.

Answer: Coffee tables

This 'coffee table book about coffee tables' is mentioned throughout the whole season, and it's repeatedly brought up through the course of the show. In the future, Kramer will not only get a chance to publish it, but he'll also make the book into a miniature coffee table by giving it legs.

Answer: TV Guide

George forces Jerry to take him to get a coffee table refinished since Jerry accidentally put a coffee mug down without a coaster. He tells Elaine and Kramer to take the subway home from Queens, but Elaine says that she needs something to read. Jerry hands her the TV Guide and on the subway, she's forced to talk to a creepy man about the guide while Kramer gets off the train for a gyro.

Answer: A gyro

When the train stops at one particular stop, Kramer decides to get one of the famous gyros at that station. Elaine asks him to stay, but he assures her that he can leave the train, pay exact change, and get back on in time. He ends up missing the train and Elaine is forced to ride with the creepy guy.

Answer: Sylvia

While waiting for Jerry to buy something for Elaine at the antique store, George talks to a woman that works there after she says that she thinks George is cool. Meanwhile, Jerry decides to buy Elaine a wooden cigar store indian as a 'peace offering' and an apology for making her take the subway. Jerry also thinks that it'll make him look good in front of Winona, but it actually makes things worse.

She's a Native American.

Answer: To get his bowling ball

When Kramer goes to the apartment, he notices the cigar store indian and Elaine tells him to take it if he wants to lug it uptown. Kramer decides to jump at the opportunity and he takes it into a taxi. He ends up making Indian noises to Jerry when he's apologizing to Winona about the incident, and once again, it makes him look bad.

Answer: False

The mailman is Chinese, and when Jerry asks him if there's any Chinese restaurants around, the mailman makes Jerry look bad (yet again). After the incident with Kramer, Winona is angry again, but Jerry talks with her and they decide to go out together. Jerry is nervous about this because he doesn't want to say anything offensive again.

Answer: He gets grounded

When George's parents get home, Frank checks the mail and realizes that his Al Roker TV Guide is gone. He gets angry at Elaine because he's been collecting issues of TV Guide over the course of his lifetime. Meanwhile, Estelle finds a condom in her bed, so Frank grounds George. Over the rest of the show, Frank seems more irritated by the fact that Elaine took the TV Guide rather than the fact that George slept with Sylvia in his bed.

Answer: Mr. Lippmann

While trying to sell the indian to a cigar store, Kramer runs into Mr. Lippmann who wants it for his redecorated office. At this time, Kramer brings up his idea for a coffee table book about coffee tables and they decide to publish it. Meanwhile, Jerry is forced to break up with Winona and Elaine calls TV Guide for the issue that she ruined. Elaine is forced to work on Kramer's coffee table book.