The Plague Trivia Quiz

Answer: Father Ben

Ted and Dougal are watching 'Father Ben', a show designed to be very like 'Father Ted'. Ted and Dougal fail to recognise that they are the characters in 'Father Ben' with Ted describing it as "top notch stuff" and saying he knows someone who is "a big thicko" like Ben!

Answer: Flipper the Priest

Dougal is struggling to come up with a name for his rabbit so suggests names of those around him trying Ted and Mrs Doyle before he settles on Father Jack. This obviously causes confusion with the real Father Jack who keeps responding when Dougal is in fact talking to the rabbit.

When Ted says it's too confusing and Dougal must call the rabbit something else Dougal says he's used to calling it Father Jack and can't they call Father Jack the priest something else so Ted sarcastically suggests they call Jack "Flipper the Priest".

Answer: Nude Sleepwalking

When Bishop Brennan phones Ted says a rude word to him on the phone so puts on an accent and pretends that it's a wrong number. The second time Bishop Brennan phones he tells Ted if he tries anything like that again he will "rip off" his arms! It is the third time in six months that Father Jack has been sleepwalking nude and so Bishop Brennan says he needs to come round to "examine the security arrangements".

Answer: It's a travelling pet shop

Ted and Dougal come downstairs on the day that Bishop Brennan is coming to find the living room full of rabbits. They have to get rid of the rabbits because Bishop Brennan doesn't like them as he once got trapped in a lift in New York with a load of them and they "nibbled his cape". Ted suggests they ring the pet shop and give them the rabbits but Dougal tells him "it was a travelling pet shop" and that "it won't be back 'till spring".

Answer: 12 Rottweilers

As they can't give the rabbits to the pet shop Dougal suggests they give them to Father Larry Duff. Ted thinks it's a good idea as Larry's "always going on about how he'd love to have a few rabbits running round the place". When Ted phones Larry he says he can't take the rabbits as he's given up on the rabbits idea and has got twelve Rottweilers instead.

He says he can't take the rabbits as he's "afraid the rottweilers might upset them".

Answer: In the vice

Ted calls Tom to see if he can help them with the extra rabbits. They ask Tom what he's going to do with the rabbits and he says he'll "put them in the vice". Ted then realises that Tom has got the wrong meaning of the phrase "to take care of something" saying "I realise now that you meant that in a sort of Al Pacino way whereas I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews".

The priests make their escape with Ted telling Dougal to "run quite fast".

Answer: Caviar

When Bishop Brennan gets up to go to his room he notices a pile of small black rabbit droppings on the floor. He asks Ted what it is and because Ted can't admit that they've got rabbits he tells him it's caviar. Bishop Brennan is not impressed saying they've put it there so "I can get down on my hands and knees and eat off the floor?" he then says he's going to bed.

Answer: Bishop Brennan's room

Ted asks Dougal where he put the rabbits. Dougal says he put them in "the last place you'd think I'd put them" which Ted deduces is Bishop Brennan's room. Dougal says he put them there as it's the last place Bishop Brennan would think of looking for them. Ted dashes off to try and stop Bishop Brennan from going in his room and finding the rabbits.

Answer: The toilet

Ted asks if he can go in Bishop Brennan's room first so he can use the toilet. He says he needs to do this as "all the other toilets in the house are broken". Ted checks the room and finds that the rabbits are not there. When Bishop Brennan enters the room he looks surprised and says "but there's no toilet in here" and wonders what Ted has been doing.

Answer: Jack

Ted and Dougal decide to take the rabbits out of the house, while they are doing this Jack gets out of his bed and goes nude sleepwalking. He's unable to get out of the house due to the new locks so goes into Bishop Brennan's room. Ted and Dougal notice the rabbits have gone into Bishop Brennan's room so go in to try and remove them.

While they are in there Bishop Brennan wakes up to find himself in bed with a naked Father Jack and surrounded by rabbits.