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1. Off the plane you get after a tiring journey. You're not best pleased as you've been sat in the aisle next to a man who has just finished reading a Dan Brown novel and can't wait to tell you all about it. Pouring scalding hot coffee in his groin has crossed your mind more than once, but you have restrained. Grab your backpack and get to the doorway.
You enter the terminal, and of course, it's very busy. You scan for a newsagents to buy something to calm your nerves, but they're all shut. You scream and begin pummelling the metal shutters as people stare at you and plot their escape. Why is it all shut? You scan around for someone to ask, but all you can find is a moustachioed Hungarian with a martini. "Hány óra?" you enquire.
"Öt perccel múlt három", he finally replies after laughing for a while at your horrendous accent. So that's why the shops are all shut...
2. You grab your bags and leave Ferihegy airport through the main doors. You find one of the few "újságárus" in the street that is open and head in to buy something to calm your nerves. You go in and get your best accent on.
"Szeretnék vatti egy öngyútjú", you croon.
The swarthy Hungarian newsagent points to a lighter on the shelf and the label underneath. "Kétezernegyvenkettő forint" he replies, tapping the sign. The little label itself reads "2.042 Forint", and so you whip out your wallet and find a small five forint coin. The newsagent looks at you stupid. What fundamental error have you made?
3. Annoyed that you've paid so much for a lighter, you leave the newsagents and head out into the street to find your hotel. Looking over the blue Danube and seeing the beautiful "napkelte" peering over the horizon, you stumble into your hotel and go up to the reception.
You wander over, dragging your luggage, and start to speak. "Szervusztok, van faglalásom. A nevem..."
"Igen", says the hotelier, and hands you a brochure. "Nincs lift" he mumbles, and points to the staircase. You drag your bag up two flights to the top floor and before you know where you are, you are surrounded by "a vecek", "a zuhany", and even a woman in "a fürdő"! You appear to have stumbled into the...
4. After a couple of hours sleep (the neighbours were very noisy, remember to lend them a good book tomorrow night), you head back out into the street. You're ready and raring to go, but sadly, the Hungarians aren't. It's early on a Monday, and the last thing they want you to do is go up to them waving your arms screaming Hungarian. But you do it anyway.
Of course waving your arms and being all emotional in your speech is great in some languages. What reaction will this kind of behaviour encourage from the locals?
5. Hungry? Yeah, you are. Go to a store and see if you can get something to eat. The "alma" looks pretty tasty, but you guess you'd rather have something more substantial, and so you go over to the meat counter and ask for "csirkehús", or a chicken.
"Hány?" asks the butcher.
Oh hell. He's asked you how many chickens you want and you've just realised that you've left you phrasebook up in the hotel room. Now, the word for "one" has escaped you completely. Which finger should you hold up to show that you only want one chicken?
6. You're sitting in your hotel room with your chicken, still embarrassed about what you did last night. The air conditioning is on full belt, you think you might have Legionnaire's disease, and the poultry is looking at you funny. It's all too much for your delicate little British constitution to take. You know you're going to dinner at your girlfriend's house tonight, so you decide to give her a call to see if she wants you to bring anything. Grab the receiver.
It's ringing.
"Halló?"
"Halló", you reply. "John vagyok. Hazel ott van?"
"Egy pillanat, kérem."
You hear some vague Hungarian screaming going on in the background. He's upstairs, she's downstairs, and no one has any idea where Hazel is.
"Nincs itthon, sajnálom"
"Kérem, mondja meg neki, hogy hívtam."
"Igen."
The line goes dead, and Hazel wasn't in. That's a bit irritating, you don't know what you need to bring, but at least the person on the other end of the line will...
7. You arrive at Hazel's house after a day of looking at the river and thinking "Ooh, a river." You've been on a Danube cruise, you've bought some paprika, it's been a full day. You knock on the door, enter the dining room, and get lost in a crowd of Hungarian people you've never met before. Fortunately, you have your phrasebook with you tonight.
The evening starts with a toast, and as the guest of honour (the only non-Hungarian in the house), you're expected to issue it. You pick up your glass, clear your throat, and offend 18 people. Hazel shoots you a dirty look and you look at what you've just said. "Egészségedre?" you say. You pronounced it wrong. What have you just said as opposed to "to your health"?
8. Hazel is embarrassed and trying to correct your mistake, so while you try to make yourself as small and meek as possible, Hazel's friend brings the wine through. You have one glass before you start eating and find that's it is refilled right away. So you drink that. And it gets refilled. Soon, you're on your third glass because you keep on drinking and it keeps on getting refilled.
"Úgy érzem, részeg vagyok" you mumble to Hazel, who still won't make eye contact with you because of what you said to her esteemed guests. She shrugs you off, and you go back to your meal and your copious amounts of wine, but you notice no one else has drunk as much, and then, you fall over.
If you want to avoid ending up on the floor at a Hungarian dinner service, the best advice I can give you is to...
9. It's the same every time you leave the country. You've been in your destination for less than three days and you've already been arrested. They drag you into the police station and begin questioning.
"A vád Ön ellen rendzavarás" states the officer who arrested you. You try to plead your case and explain that you weren't really disturbing the peace, you were being attacked by a homicidal wasp. What is the best thing you can do to make sure you are believed?
10. It's been a full week with a rather bizarre end, and now that you've managed to get out of the local jail, you decide to try and make it up to your girlfriend Hazel, whose dinner party you ruined earlier. You go to the florist and buy a bunch of flowers to take round. You select white carnations, but since you can't afford a full dozen, you buy nine and hope she doesn't notice. When you take them round to her house and as she opens the door, you hand over the flowers. And get a good hard slap. Why would this be seen as slightly inappropriate?
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