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1. Bodyguard coach: "As a personal bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee, not anything else, not even Muhammad."
Homer: "Not even during Ramadan?"
Good question. Why might that be an issue?
2. Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I cannot afford to give them."
Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a difference."
Too true Homer, too true. The rejection of commercialism and mainstream culture among America's youth was a major factor in the rise of what genre of music in the 1980s and 1990s? (This genre includes the Smashing Pumpkins)
3. Homer to Marge: "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
This sounds like a joke, a very funny joke, but it's also quite good advice. If you were to follow Homer's suggestion, what skill might you be practicing?
4. Grandpa Simpson: "I'm an old man, no one listens to me."
Lisa: "I'm a young girl, no one listens to me."
Homer: "I'm a white male aged 18 to 49; everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
[Homer goes to the cabinet and takes out a can of food titled, "Nuts and Gum: Together At Last"]
Who cares about what 18 to 49 year olds think and why?
5. [Bart asks Homer to tell him about when Marge was pregnant]
Homer: "It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the '80's. Those were idealistic days...The rise of Supertramp, the candidacy of John Anderson, it was an exciting time to be young..."
So who the heck is John Anderson? (Hint: Think Ross, Ralph and Joe)
6. Homer: "When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities."
Homer is correct; the U.S. bars judicial corporal punishment but some countries, have still employed it. Going into the 21st century, in which of these countries did corporal punishment NOT remain lawful? (Judicial not school or domestic corporal punishment.)
7. Homer: "...My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties."
Huh? Translation please?
8. Lisa: "The second amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary periods, it has no real meaning today."
Homer: "You couldn't be more wrong Lisa. If I didn't have (...) the King of England could just come in here and start pushing you around. Do you want that, well do ya?"
What did Homer think he should have? (Not what he actually said)
9. This is my second favorite bit from the show.
Apu: "I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service."
Homer: "You're...selling what, now?"
Apu: "I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment."
Homer: "You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!" [slams the door]
Apu: "He's got me there."
You didn't know Homer was so spiritually aware did you? Which of these best describes the idea of Karma and why Apu is oh so wrong?
10. This is my favorite bit from the show. (The quote is edited down a bit)
Marge: "I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat."
Homer: [scoffs] "I know. And this perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster."
Marge:"...we have to get them back to school."
Homer: "I'm with you Marge. Lisa! Get in here."
[Lisa walks in]
Homer: [yelling angrily] "In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!"
Why does Lisa's machine violate the laws of thermodynamics? (You don't need to be a physicist, just try to remember what you learned in science class, apply a little reasoning and deduction and you should be able to figure it out)
11. Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
Certainly, there are some strikers who probably wish they had taken Homer's advice. Which of these failed strikes ended in union decertification and mass firings by decision of President Reagan?
12. Homer: "I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."
I hear ya Homer. Here is a silly little question in honor of classic rock.
The first sentence of the quote is from the well known song "Rock & Roll All Nite" by Kiss. If you haven't heard it listen to it now, it's short.
There are 27 lines in the song (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, refrain) but there aren't really that many unique lines. How many lines of the song do you think are "I wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday"?
13. Homer: "Oh, I'm sick of doin' Japanese stuff! In jail, we had to be in this dumb Kabuki play about forty-seven ronin, and I wanted to be Yoshi, but they made me Ori."
I guess Homer is worldier than we thought. What is this story of the forty-seven ronin that Homer mentions?
14. Grandma Simpson & Lisa are singing "How many roads must a man walk down?" together.
Homer overhears and says, "Eight!"
Lisa: "That was a rhetorical question!"
Homer: "Oh. Then, Seven!"
Lisa: "Do you even know what 'rhetorical' means?"
Homer: "Do I know what 'rhetorical' means?"
Do YOU know what 'rhetorical' means? Which of these is most rhetorically rhetorical?
15. Homer: "Oh, there's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy."
It takes a real man to admit his ignorance and it takes real ignorance to say, "that wheelchair guy". If Homer were to read that book by that wheelchair guy, which one of these would it be?
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