"A Gay/December Romance" Trivia Quiz

Answer: "Happy Noodle"

Will, Grace, Jack and Karen are eating dinner when Grace says, "Okay, check it out. A great new noodle shop opened across from my office." She then pulls a menu out of her bag and says, "'Happy Noodles'. You know, with all the ugliness in the world, a good noodle shop just seems to be God's way of saying everything's gonna be okay."

Answer: George Bush and Dick Cheney

Jack tells Will that he would love to go with him to an art opening and Will says, "It's not a person named Art, you understand?" Jack says, "Yes, I know. But there's always a lot of rich, old gay guys at those things looking for younger gay guys to take care of. You know, the way Dick Cheney takes care of George Bush."

Answer: Dali, Monet

While at the art gallery, Will's admiring a painting and says, "Fascinating. It says his influences are Dali, Cezanne, and Monet. Yikes! Look at the price. Hello, Dali. That's a lot of Monet." Jack says, "Yeah, why don't you type that up and send it in to 'Smarty's Digest'?"

Answer: plastic surgeon

When Alan approaches Will, he says, "You know, you have almost perfect features. Actually, only yesterday, I gave your lips to a young lady for her sweet sixteen. And your cheekbones to a Doobie Brother." Will says, "Ah, you're either a plastic surgeon, or I'm Mr. Potatohead. Will, Will Truman."

Answer: $7.95

Grace picked up her 'to-go' box of noodles and immediately dropped them because it was hot. The owner tells her, "Don't worry miss, we will take care of it." Grace says, "I am so, so sorry. I didn't know that they were gonna be that hot. I guess I'm gonna need another order." The owner says, "Absolutely. That's $7.95." Grace says, "Huh? I shouldn't have to pay for that. It's replacement noodles." The owner tells her, "You order noodles, you have to pay."

Answer: "Lucky Noodle"

Grace is upset because the owner refuses to give her more noodles for free so she says, "I know a lot of noodle lovers. And when I tell them what happened at 'Happy Noodle', they're gonna snub you hard and walk the extra ten feet to 'Lucky Noodle'. Good-bye."

Answer: fortune

When Grace said, "So where's Will? I thought we were all supposed to have dinner together." Jack tells her, "He's probably out with Alan. Those two are meant for each other. Alan's got a fortune, and Will's got four chins."

Answer: Stetson cologne

When Will and Alan walk into Will's apartment, he says, "Guys, guess what? Alan just bought me a horse!" He then introduces Alan to Grace, Jack and Karen. Alan says, "Hi, nice to meet you. A pleasure. Wait until you see the cowboy hat. Will thinks he can't wear it with the new bathing suit, but when he puts on that bolo tie, it just pulls the whole outfit together." Will says, "All I did was say that I liked Stetson cologne, the next thing I know, I've got a hat and a horse."

Answer: "David" by Michelangelo

Alan was appalled that Will thought he was trying to get him into bed. Will tells him, "Well, Alan, come on. You're a wealthy, older gentleman who appreciates art, and you said yourself, I resemble Michaelangelo's 'David'. If David was on a strict, low-carb diet." Alan then says, "I also appreciate Sumerian urns, but I never tried to hump one. Will, I think of you as a friend. I happen to be very generous with my friends. If that confused you, I'm sorry."

Answer: 29

After Alan replaced Will with someone else, Will says, "Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. I'm 29. I'll bounce back."