"Fred Astaire and Ginger Chicken" Quiz

Answer: April Fool's Day

Will's looking in the mirror adjusting his tie when Jack tells him, "You look handsome." Will thanks him and then Jack says, "April fool's." Will says, "You got me. You are so clever." Jack thanks him and Will says, "April fool's." Jack then says, "You know, I love this holiday. You don't have to buy presents or nothing."

Answer: Fox Trot

Karen enters Will's apartment and says, "Okay, Jackie. I'm ready for my dance lesson. I haven't been out on the dance floor since Studio 54. 'Course I'll be a lot more relaxed this time knowing Liza's not in the coat room poking through my stash." Jack tells Will, "Karen needs to learn the Fox Trot so she doesn't embarrass herself at her wedding." Will says, "Oh, there'll be plenty of time for that when she passes out in the wedding cake."

Answer: dance

As Jack begins to teach Karen to dance, he says, "Before language, people communicated through intricate choreography, costume changes, and lighting. Language was only invented when unattractive people were born and needed to be commented on. Any thoughts, questions?" Karen says, "Can we skip ahead a few thousand years? I have to learn to Fox Trot! Lyle is an expert, and I have to keep up with him.

The man was in the British military for five years. You don't get better dance training than that." Jack says, "Don't I know it. My grandfather was one of the first ballerinas to land on the beach at Normandy. Fact: D-Day stands for Dance Day!"

Answer: ginger chicken

Will's in the kitchen and says, "Why did I make something I've never made before? I can't tell if this ginger chicken is done right." Grace sniffs and says, "Needs another half-teaspoon of saffron. Oh, and the three pieces on the right need to be flipped." Will says, "God, your nose is uncanny. I can only imagine how powerful it was before you had it fixed." Grace says, "I did not have a nose job. Would I pick this?" Will says, "Well, you did all the way through breakfast. I want you to give Vince a chance. I really like him."

Answer: lift a mug

While Jack and Karen are dancing, she says, "Oh, Jackie, look at me, I'm Fox Trotting!" Jack says, "Hardly." Karen asks, "What am I doing wrong?" Jack says, "Look. Some people were born to dance. You were born to drink. If you could cut a rug like you lift a mug, I'd have something to work with."

Answer: Marilu Henner's

Will is playing with his food as Vince says, "So then I read the book by the redhead. You know, the one from 'Taxi'. She's all about food combining. But she lets you cheat on weekends. She's like, if you want it, have it."

Answer: panties

Will doesn't understand why Grace left before dinner. He says, "What could she possibly have hated about you? You didn't use the word 'panties' did you? Because she hates that word." Vince says, "Will, I just met the girl. Why would I use the word 'panties'?"

Answer: Phyllis'

Jack is holding auditions to find Karen's replacement and tells the contestant named Phyllis, "By the way, if you do get the job, we're gonna have to change that name. Maybe 'Angie Dickenson'. Or 'Dickie Angenson." Phyllis says, "I'll do whatever you want me to do, Jack. I really want this job."

Answer: she's fired

After Karen makes Phyllis leave Jack's apartment, she tells him, "I can't stand the thought of you with another woman! I know I said things have to change. I know I said to move on, but, honey, just the thought of another woman spanking your fruity booty in a platonic fashion sickens me.

It sickens me! That heinie's miney! Now, I'll make sure to always keep you in my life if you'll make sure to always keep me in yours. Please?" Jack then opens his door and tells Phyllis, "Dickie Angenson? I think you're very talented, and someday you'll make a gay gentleman a great date at the Oscars. But, well..." Phyllis asks, "What are you saying?" He says, "You're fired."

Answer: Jerry Seinfeld

Will tells Grace, "You obviously don't like Vince. I understand. I mean, sure his ears are a little too small for his head. And sure, he smells a little vanilla-y. And sure, from a certain angle, he looks like a hot Jerry Seinfeld. But I kinda hoped that you'd be willing to look past all that 'cause I like him. In fact, I dig him mucho!" Grace says, "Will, I didn't notice any of those things." Will says, "Really? How could you not? I mean, look at the man."