"East Side Story" Trivia Quiz

Answer: bank teller

Karen's having doubts about getting married again and wishes she could talk to Stan. Jack tells her she can and says, "Aren't you familiar with John Edward, from TV's 'Crossing Over With John Edward'? He reunites people with their dead loved ones. And he wears fitted shirts tucked into his jeans, which is very brave for a three-camera format." Karen shakes her head and says, "Ever since my role as 'bank teller' on 'Mama's Family' was left on the cutting room floor, I don't do TV."

Answer: "After Life"

Jack says, "Oh, Karen, you don't have to go on the show. He's signing copies of his new book 'After Life' at Barnes & Noble. Yeah, we could talk to him there." Karen says, "Oh, well, I guess I could give it a shot."
(Note: The complete title of John's book is: 'After Life: Answers From the Other Side'.)

Answer: Deirdre and Monet

When Will says, "So yesterday we put a bid in on this East Side townhouse. We're this close to closing, and then this morning we get scooped by D & M Properties." Karen says, "Did you say D & M Properties? Oh, honey, you do not want to go up against them. That's Deirdre and Monet. The flipping dykes. These ladies are vicious. Mess with their livelihood, and they come down on you hard. And your only warning is the 'click click click' of their Manolos."

Answer: large

When John is about to sign Jack's book, he says, "Who can I make this out to?" Jack replies, "Jack McFarland. It's such an honor to meet you. I love your show. You're, like, my favorite medium. Although, in person, you look more like a large. Hello, arms." John says, "Thank you for noticing. Just because I talk to the dead doesn't mean I can't look good."

Answer: Jude Law

Jack asks John, "And could you get me through to Jude Law?" John says, "He's not dead." Jack says, "Yeah, I know, but I would like to make contact with his other side."

Answer: No

Jack is pretending to be Stan and is talking to Karen though her intercom telling her it's okay to marry again. When she asks him what heaven's like, he looks around and says, "It's like a long room. Kind of like a hallway. With a credenza and fancy wallpaper. Oh, and there goes Rosie. Hey, girl!" Just then Karen comes out of her bedroom and glares at Jack and he says into the intercom, "Your order comes to 8.79. Thank you, please drive around." Rosario then says, "Good save, Burger Queen."

Answer: Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan

When Deirdre and Monet came over to Will's, Will says, "Thanks for coming over tonight. We knew if we just sat down and talked, we could get past this silly rivalry. Rivalries are stupid. Except for the whole Hilary Duff/Lindsay Lohan thing. That seems legitimate."

Answer: Jude Law

Karen goes into her bedroom and says, "Jack. Jack, wake up! Honey, wake up. Wake up right now. Wake up. Jackie, Jackie." Jack says, "What? Karen! I was right in the middle of a great dream. Jude Law and I were taking a Jacuzzi. And I was looking at the long arm of the law."

Answer: a puma

Grace tells Will, "I'm thinking about becoming partners with Deirdre. She thinks I'm pretty." Will says, "What? Don't you see what she's doing? She's trying to break us up. She's a puma!" Grace is shocked and says, "She is! And I'm the weak one! I'm the limpy gazelle."

Answer: k.d. lang

Deirdre tells Monet, "I don't blame you. He's beautiful. He's like a female k.d. lang."