"Courting Disaster" Trivia Quiz

Answer: cotton balls

When Jack asked Will if he wanted to go to the movies, Will said, "I'm just gonna hang around here, get out the old tool box and do some fix-it work around the house." Jack said, "Oh, if you're going to give yourself a pedicure, you have to get more cotton balls, 'cause I took 'em all." Will said, "How many times have I told you to stay out of my tool box?"

Answer: "Happier than a gay teen with new ice skates."

Grace asks, "How happy are you that I snuck in Chinese?" Jack replies, "Happier than a gay teen with new ice skates."

Answer: Cincinnati

Will begins to tell Vince, "Listen, officer, I realize she was going a little over the speed limit...and that's a ticket you're writing." Vince says, "Well, it isn't a poem about springtime in Cincinnati." Will asks, "Why Cincinnati?" Vince says, "First town I thought of. Actually, the second.

But nobody would write a poem about Newark. Nothing rhymes with it." Will asks, "What rhymes with Cincinnati?" Vince says, "Just take the ticket."

Answer: Drew Barrymore

After Jack confronts Stuart at the theater, Grace tells him to be quiet and he says, "Grace! Do not shush me during my inappropriate outburst! Ladies and gentlemen, I find myself in a situation similar to the one Drew Barrymore is going through on the screen. Although, unlike her, I am not overacting."

Answer: pocket knife

When Karen arrives for court, WIll is waiting for her and says, "Hey. We're up next, okay? So, so let me do the talking. Don't do anything disruptive. Give me the booze." She then pulls out a bottle of liquor from her purse and hands it to him. He then says, "And the pills." She pulls a bottle out of her purse and hands it to him. Will says, "And the pills." Karen pulls another bottle from her purse and gives it to him. Again, Will says, "And the pills." She hands Will the pills and then Will says, "And the whoopee cushion." Karen then says, "Will, if you take my whoopee cushion, how am I supposed to do my 'Inherit the Wind' gag?"

Answer: Yes

After Will told him he stunk at Charades, Vince says, "No, you stink at charades!" Will says, "Hey, buddy, didn't sign the ticket." Vince says, "Crap! I always do that. I also forget to sign my checks. My therapist says it's because I'm not showin' up for myself. Oh, man, they're gonna stick me behind a desk now."

Answer: Mindy

Jack asks Stuart how does he have a son and he says, "Well, like, like many young people, when I was in college, I experimented with heterosexuality. Mindy and I shared a bathroom for two semesters, and now we share a son, for the rest of our lives. I would've told you sooner, but I didn't know how you'd react."

Answer: pistachios

Stuart says, "I guess there's still a lot that we don't know about each other." Jack says, "Yeah, I guess so. Like, you should probably know that I tell people I like pistachios, but I don't."

Answer: 42 in a 25 zone

Vince is telling the judge what happened, "At which point, I noticed the defendant speeding by. I clocked her doing 42 in a 25 zone. So I pulled her over and issued a citation. I also found a voodoo doll of Marlo Thomas in the trunk. It was spooky, Your Honor, but I don't think it broke any laws."

Answer: his gun

Will tells Vince he's usually a better lawyer and Vince replies, "Sure. And look, I don't want you think because I didn't sign your ticket, that I'm some kind of flake. I really am a very good cop. Jeez, where's my gun? I must have left it in the john. I'm in so much trouble."