"One Gay at a Time" Trivia Quiz

Answer: they all look like Kevin James

When Grace walks in, she says, "Well, I just had to let my therapist go." Will says, "Another one? You've fired, like, five this month. Surely they can't all look like Kevin James." Grace simply says, "Why is it so difficult to find a therapist who will listen to me, then fall in love with me, so I could reject him and get my self-confidence back?"

Answer: Jack

After Grace complains about her therapists, Jack says, "Just be grateful you have a divorce to talk about. Gays aren't even allowed that right. That's why I'm voting for Jim Carrey." Will then says, "Yeah, I'm sure, as leader of the free world, his pet detective skills will come in handy."

Answer: "Lead Me from Ignorance to Truth"

Grace accidentally ends up in an AA meeting and sees Val. Grace tells her she's not an alcoholic and that she doesn't have a problem. Val says, "Oh, sure you don't. When I 'didn't have a problem', the thing that helped me the most were the program's mantras. Right here." She then points to a poster on the wall and reads: 'Easy Does It', 'Let Go and Let God' and my favorite, 'One Day at a Time', 'cause it's also a TV show." Grace then says, "You know my favorite mantra? 'Cheers'. Also a TV show. Excuse me."

Answer: sugar

While at the meeting at the offices of Out TV, when the room is opened for discussion, Will stands up and says, "I think overall you got a lot of potential. Great shows. I love the idea for 'Good Morning, Lesbian'. The ones I know like to get an early start." The leader, Tim then thanks him for his comments and Will says, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got your sugar, now you gotta take your medicine.

As a gay network, we have a responsibility to our community. Right now, our programs in general are kind of on the fluffy side. And I'm not talking about the show called 'On the Fluffy Side'. Where's the historical perspective on gay life in this country? Where's the show about our continuing struggles? Where's the show that asks the hard questions? And I'm not just talking about the show called 'The Hard Question'."

Answer: "Wheel of Fortune"

When Jack was asked about his opinion, he says, "Me? Oh, no. My friend here is the smart one. I'm just the pretty sidekick." Tim says, "Oh, come on, I'm sure you must have some ideas." Jack then says, "Oh, I don't know. I guess I thought, well, you mentioned 'Gay Jeopardy'.

It sounds a little kind of like a knock-off, doesn't it? How about something more fresh and new, like 'Big Gay Brother'? Or 'The Price is Right...and Gay'?" Tim says, "Well, you'll be happy to know both those shows are currently in development. Along with 'Ashamed Family Feud'."

Answer: fun

When Karen sees Val at the AA meeting, she says, "You. I should have known. Only a nutcase like you could be behind this." Val says, "Karen, I know that we've had some harsh words in the past, and I really do hope that you'll forgive me. It was the drink talking." Karen then hold up her martini glass and says, "Yeah. Well, now my drink's talkin' and it's sayin', 'Drink me. I make life more fun. Everybody from a high school kid to a bum on the street knows that'."

Answer: "Anything Goes"

Will asked Grace if he could run something by her and she says, "Is it gonna take long?" Will says, "It's an angry e-mail. I'm correcting an injustice." Grace says, "Will, it's been over ten years. They are not going to give Patti LuPone a retroactive Tony for 'Anything Goes'." Will then says, "This has nothing to do with that hideous scandal."

Answer: her hair

When Karen busts into the AA meeting, she says, "Attention, weaklings! This woman is a fraud. She's not an alcoholic." Val says, "Of course she is. If that's not a booze face, I don't know what is." Grace quietly tells Karen to leave, and Karen says, "Grace, I am trying to help you. The first step is admitting that you don't have a problem. Come on, Grace, let's go." Val says, "She's staying! She's a horrible, horrible drunk." Karen then says, "The only thing that's horrible about Grace is her hair and her clothes."

Answer: Queer

Will is upset because Out TV made Jack the Junior VP of New Programming and says, "I mean, this channel could be a beacon of intelligence and insight for our community, and it's just a joke!" Jack says, "Will, nobody wants to watch a beacon. Now, we are a new network. We have to do everything we can to appeal to the widest number of gay people, in Midtown, who watch TV in the middle of the night." Will says, "What you're talking about has no substance at all. I mean, it's just gonna be shows like, what, 'Queer Factor'." Jack says, "Love it. I love that idea. I assume it consists of straight folks running from gay people?" Will then says, "Well, I hadn't really given it much thought, but off the top of my head, it could be a bunch of gay guys competing by facing different phobias. Like having to get dressed for a date without a full-length mirror. Or having to throw a ball in front of their fathers!"

Answer: Rosario

When Karen and Grace were talking, Karen says, "You know, I think I recognized something in those people at that meeting. Something that I've never had the courage to face." Grace takes Karen's hand and says, "Oh, Karen, you can tell me." Karen says, "I'm really scared to say this, but, I think Rosario might have a drinking problem."