"The Newlydreads" Trivia Quiz

Answer: turtles

When Grace and Karen find out their new client is a newlywed, Karen offers Grace a pill. Karen says, "Honey, honey. Here. Take one of these. I don't know what they are, but a licensed vet gave them to me." Grace says, "Please, Karen. Just because my marriage stunk like a bag of dead turtles doesn't mean that I can't handle a couple of happy newlyweds." Karen then says, "Are you sure? 'Cause they're making me a little queasy. But, then again, I'm all hopped up on dog pills."

Answer: a hospital

While at the bookstore, Will says to Jack, "What do you mean you've never been in here? You're a gay man. This is a gay landmark." Jack tells him, "Excuse me. The hospital where Judy Garland spewed out Liza Minnelli is a gay landmark. This is just a bookstore."

Answer: James

Will and Jack are in the bookstore when Will says, "I hate that this place is closing. You know what, Jack? We gotta do something." Jack says, "Oh, I don't know. Do something? That sounds complicated." Will says, "Jack, this is our history. It's like the cradle of gay civilization where gay man crawled from the straight ooze and for the first time, walked erect. We owe it to our community to, to pay tribute to the literary giants who paved the way for us to live our lives openly. People like Oscar Wilde, James Baldwin..." Jack interrupts him and says, "Oh, I love James Baldwin! It makes me sick that none of the other Baldwin brothers talk to him."

Answer: a Valium

After Grace left, Dan says, "We didn't even tell her what colors we wanted the nursery to be." Karen tells him, "Well, honey, she's a professional. I'm sure she's going to ask the baby before she does anything." Katherine then asks her opinion and Karen says, "I'm just spit-ballin' here, but how about some clouds drifting across a blue sky?" Katherine says, "Oh, I like that. What kind of blue?" Karen says, "Well, you know, a soft blue, like a 10 milligram Valium blue."

Answer: No

When Linus notices all the people there to help support the bookstore, he says to Will, "I can't believe it. So many people talked about doing something, but you actually did it." Will says, "Whoa. Whoa, whoa. I am not a hero, okay? 'Hero' is reserved for firefighters and our men and women in uniform." Linus says, "I didn't say you were a hero." Will laughs and says, "There's that word again. You're welcome."

Answer: a gymnasium

Will and Linus are discussing saving the bookstore. Will says, "Yeah, this place means too much to too many people, and there is no way we are gonna let it go without a fight." Linus says, "Thank God. Because to see an upscale gym in this place would just break my heart." Will says, "Exactly. I mean the whole...I'm sorry. What was that?" Linus says, "A gymnasium.

They wanna take over the whole building. One of those exercise chains that perpetuate the myth of the narcissistic gay man."

Answer: it's falling apart

Once Will found out they were going to replace the bookstore with a gym, he decides that's a better idea. When he goes up to the podium, he says, "So, we're here tonight to save a landmark of the community. Where else can you buy gay literature? Well, besides online.

It's certainly faster, easier, and the wave of the future. But, for those who live in the past, we are here to preserve it. This wonderful old bookstore." He sniffs and says, "Musty, pre-war. Probably full of asbestos. Gives you the lungs of a miner, makes you sterile, but hey, you got your book.

Besides, it's not like you're put on some government list every time you shop here." He then mouths "you are" to the audience.

Answer: No

When Grace sees what Karen had done, she says, "Karen, you did a really great job." Karen says, "I did, didn't I? Honey, you were in a jam, so I worked hard, put my nose to the mirror and finished something." When Katherine and Dan enter, Katherine says, "Wow! This is so beautiful.

It's exactly what we wanted." Dan then says, "Yeah, this is great. We were a little nervous after our first meeting. You kept calling the loveseat the 'you're-gonna-die-alone-seat', but..." Katherine interrupts him and says, "Anyway, it's perfect. How did you pull it all together?" Grace says, "Oh, I am beyond thrilled that you're happy. But, I have to be honest with you. I wasn't sure I could do this job.

But then, something came to my rescue. A friend of mine." Karen then stands beside Grace and says, "A little friend I call...inspiration."

Answer: $2,500

When Will returns, Jack says, "Well. Look who it is. The worst thing to happen to gay culture since straight guys started dressing gay." Will says, "I know. I screwed up. We can't afford to lose this place." Linus says, "Well, I can't afford to keep it open." Jack then says to Will, "Well, not that you care, but we're 2,500 short." Will then pulls out his checkbook and says, "Maybe I can fix that." Jack says, "Will, that is so inappropriate. I can't believe you're asking him to cash a check." Will then says, "I'm writing a check to make up the rest, you dingus."

Answer: Colonel Sanders

Karen says to Grace, "You took credit for my work, Grace! You were about to lose that job, and I covered for you, and you put your name on it." Grace tells her, "That's how it works, Karen. It's called Grace Adler Designs. I'm the face of the company.

It's like with Colonel Sanders. If you ran into him on the street, and you told him you liked his chicken, he wouldn't say, 'Oh, well, I didn't make it. Ramone did.' He'd say, 'Thanks. I'm Colonel Sanders. Do you know that we're doing salads now?" Karen then says, "That analogy makes no sense at all. Because in this story, it was my original recipe. You're Ramone!"