'Will & Grace' - Season 7 Trivia

1. When Jack says, "It's very Mary J. Blige meets Barbara Eden meets My Little Pony", to what is he referring?

From Quiz "Partners"

Answer: Karen's wig

When Karen enters the apartment, she is wearing a dark blonde wig with a ponytail. Jack says, "Hey, Karen, wow! I love the blonde. It's very Mary J. Blige meets Barbara Eden meets My Little Pony." Karen tells him, "Rosie's pretending to be sick so she's slacking off. She wouldn't even shampoo my hair in the shower this morning. Luckily, my cook's teenage daughter was willing to sell me her hair."

From Quiz "Board Games"

Answer: Spanglish

Grace and Jack are looking through the movie section of the newspaper when Jack says, "This is fun, Grace. Going to the movies on a weekday." Grace asks, "Why do you have the day off?" Jack says, "Oh, bomb scare at 'Out TV'. Everyone got the day off to see the new Jude Law movie, 'cause they're scared it's gonna bomb." Grace tells him, "But I want to see 'Spanglish'." Jack says, "Yeah, sure. I'm over Jude Law anyway. He won't return any of my calls. Doesn't matter, we're in different places emotionally."

From Quiz "Saving Grace, Again" (Part I)

Answer: the museum

Will says, "Boy, there is nothing like spending a day at a museum to remind you just how painfully boring museums are." Jack says, "I don't understand why they used to paint everybody so fat. It's disgusting. Although, Jesus did look pretty hot a couple of times." Grace says, "Well, I love the Metro Museum of Art. Especially, 'cause if you cover up this part with your fingers, you can make it say 'fart'." Will tells her, "That sounds like a museum where you might have your own wing."

From Quiz "The Newlydreads"

Answer: turtles

When Grace and Karen find out their new client is a newlywed, Karen offers Grace a pill. Karen says, "Honey, honey. Here. Take one of these. I don't know what they are, but a licensed vet gave them to me." Grace says, "Please, Karen. Just because my marriage stunk like a bag of dead turtles doesn't mean that I can't handle a couple of happy newlyweds." Karen then says, "Are you sure? 'Cause they're making me a little queasy. But, then again, I'm all hopped up on dog pills."

From Quiz "Key Party"

Answer: Dirty Mary

When Grace comes out of her bedroom, she knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Vince, hurry up!" She then walks towards Will and says, "Your boyfriend's in the shower for twenty minutes. Of all the cops you could have dated, you hook up with 'Dirty Mary'." Will tells her, "Grace, he's a gay Catholic. He may never feel clean."

From Quiz "Company"

Answer: an envelope she's licking

While waiting for the elevator, Will and Grace are going through their mail. Grace licks one of the envelopes and says, "Mmm. This envelope tastes kinda good. Taste the envelope." She then holds the envelope to Will, and he says, "Stop eating the mail, Grace." To which Grace replies, "I'll stop eatin' it when they stop makin' it so tasty."

From Quiz "One Gay at a Time"

Answer: they all look like Kevin James

When Grace walks in, she says, "Well, I just had to let my therapist go." Will says, "Another one? You've fired, like, five this month. Surely they can't all look like Kevin James." Grace simply says, "Why is it so difficult to find a therapist who will listen to me, then fall in love with me, so I could reject him and get my self-confidence back?"

From Quiz "Will & Grace & Vince & Nadine"

Answer: he was tired of being stopped at airports

Grace says to Will, "You really went to town with those clippers today. There's enough hair on the bathroom floor to make a shawl. What's with all the man-scaping?" Will says, "Vince and Nadine are coming to dinner tomorrow night. I just wanna look my best. Plus, I'm sick of getting stopped at airports."

From Quiz "Partners"

Answer: Fiddler on the Roof

When Karen sees Vince, she says, "Oh, Will's boyfriend. You're a cop. I need you to get rid of these tickets for me." Vince takes a look at them and says, "These are tickets to Harvey Fierstein in 'Fiddler On the Roof'." Karen then says, "Yeah, well you can see why I'd wanna get rid of them. Hop to it!"

From Quiz "Board Games"

Answer: an onion

As Will and Vince enter the apartment, Will is telling Vince he's sorry. Will then says to Grace, "You know that guy at the gym, the trolley muscle queen with no neck?" Grace says, "Oh, the one that you were obsessed with, who would never go out with you?" Will says, "Yeah. So anyway, it was incredibly satisfying to be able to introduce him to my handsome cop boyfriend." Vince then says, "See, I hate that. You know, I'm more than a cop, Will. I'm layered. Like an onion. My therapist tells me that your compliments are actually blows to my psyche." Will scoffs and says, "Well, forgive me for being proud of you, my big, strong, sensitive cop."

From Quiz "Christmas Break"

Answer: Karen's step-daughter, Olivia

Jack's reading Karen a story, "And that was Glenn. Number eleven. After him, I went home, took a nap, went to the gym. Which is where I met Martin. Number twelve. The end." Karen says, "Jackie, I love the story of the '12 Gays of Christmas'." Rosario walks in and says, "Miss Karen? We have a little visitor. It's your stepdaughter, Olivia, your 'Ghost of Christmas Passed Out'." Karen says, "Aww, Rosie. I love it when your slams turn seasonal. It means that Christmas is just around the corner."

From Quiz "Queens for a Day"

Answer: no more than $100

Will tells them, "I don't have time to make breakfast today. I'm meeting Vince's mom." Grace says, "But we're all going over there for Thanksgiving in two days. Why don't you just meet her then?" Will says, "I need a head start. Vince says she's a tough cookie. Apparently she's never liked any of his boyfriends. So I'm gonna take her for a day of shopping. You know, give her a whole pretty woman makeover. Without spending more than $100." Grace then asks, "Where're you taking her shopping? Flint, Michigan?"

From Quiz "Saving Grace, Again" (Part II)

Answer: ointment

Jack asks, "All right, just so we're clear, Will, are we allowed to mention the message Leo left that may or may not have said he was gonna meet Grace on the rooftop of the Peninsula Hotel to possibly rekindle the love they once had ointment?" Will says, "Let's just say for you, all words are off limits." Karen then says, "You know, honey the same policy with my staff. They are not allowed to say 'insurance', 'fair wage', 'can I have Christmas off to visit my children', or 'ointment'. That one sticks in my craw too."

From Quiz "Saving Grace, Again" (Part I)

Answer: Karen

Grace says, "You know, our anniversary is coming up and it got me thinking. I should get back in the game. Leo got back in the game. Leo got back in the game while we were still married." Will says, "You know, if you're serious about this, there's a guy I've been dying to set you up with." Grace says, "Sure! Bring him on. Grace Adler is open for business." Karen says, "Honey, I have got the perfect guy for you. He's sweet, he's funny, and he is a very tender lover. I don't know his name, but he's in his sixties, hangs out at the museum." Grace says, "You know what? Set 'em up. Set 'em all up. Come one, come all."

From Quiz "The Newlydreads"

Answer: a hospital

While at the bookstore, Will says to Jack, "What do you mean you've never been in here? You're a gay man. This is a gay landmark." Jack tells him, "Excuse me. The hospital where Judy Garland spewed out Liza Minnelli is a gay landmark. This is just a bookstore."

From Quiz "Key Party"

Answer: Libras

Jack and Karen meet at a restaurant and Jack tells her, "Will's birthday's Friday, and we have to figure out what present to get him." Karen says, "Oh, honey. This Friday?" Jack asks, "What's the matter, Karen?" She replies, "Oh, Jackie. This Friday would have been Stan's birthday too." Jack then says, "Stan had the same birthday as Will? It's amazing how many fatties are Libras."

From Quiz "Back Up, Dancer"

Answer: Jesse Jackson

After arriving at his dance rehearsal, Jack tells Karen, "Hey, thanks for walking me to rehearsal. So, why don't you stick around, Karen? I'll introduce you to Janet Jackson." Karen responds, "Oh, that would be fantastic. You know, Rosario wants to get her autograph. She's a huge Janet Jackson fan. Or was that Jesse Jackson? Which one ran for president?"

From Quiz "FYI: I Hurt, Too"

Answer: a town

Grace tells Will that she no longer gets angry since she found Kabbalah. She then holds up her left arm to show him a red ribbon tied around her wrist. Will says, "That's the string from a bakery box. You didn't find Kabbalah. You found ka-pound-cake." Grace says, "Your words wash over me. You see, Kabbalah has taught me there is no room for negativity in life. And I believe him." Will tells her, "Kabbalah is not a person." Grace then asks, "Then how did he write a book?" Karen then enters and after finding out Grace is stealing Leo's belongings, she says, "Didn't anyone ever tell you two that stealing is a sin? Yeah, a little something I learned in a town called Kabbalah." Karen then holds her arm up showing a red ribbon tied around her wrist. Will tells her, "It's not a town!" Karen asks, "Then how did it write a book?" Jack then enters and he too, is wearing a red ribbon around his wrist. When Karen says, "Wow, she's really upset", Jack says, "You know what she needs? A nice warm bowl of Kabbalah." Will starts to say, "It's not a..." but then gives up and says, "I'll boil the water."

From Quiz "Will & Grace & Vince & Nadine"

Answer: Jack

When Jack sees what Will has done, he says, "Oh, dear God, you've over-tweezed again. Let me look at you." After examining Will's eyebrows, he says, "Nope, can't be saved. My advice, put two chopsticks in your hair, wear a kimono, and speak only when spoken to."

From Quiz "Partners"

Answer: Jack

Jack tells Karen, "Vincent has been fired for trying on gloves in a hostage situation. But Will doesn't know. He also doesn't know I've been using his ATM card for the past two years." When Will comes home, he says, "Unbelievable news. I'm up for partner!" He then says to Vince, "And you, mister, are taking me out to celebrate. I'm talking about the most expensive restaurant in the city." Vince then explains to Will he got fired and why. Will says, "Hey, hey, hey, don't worry. You'll land on your feet. So who's gonna take me out to dinner?" Jack speaks up and says, "I will. I'll use my ATM card."

From Quiz "Board Games"

Answer: Ashley Judd

After Will declines Jack's offer to go see a movie, Jack says to Vince, "How about you, Vince? Would you like to come with to see 'Spanglish', starring Paz Vega? Paz Vega is Spanish for Ashley Judd." Vince declines and Jack says to Grace, "Did you see that? She completely dismissed us! Well, I for one will not be ignored." Grace is filing her fingernails. She looks up and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, What did you say?"

From Quiz "Christmas Break"

Answer: $1000 a minute

Rosario informs Karen that Olivia needs a place to stay for Christmas. Though Karen would rather not have her stay, she accepts it. While speaking to Jack, Karen says, "She's ruining both of our holidays, Jackie. Unless, she just ruined yours. Why don't you take care of her?" Jack remembers a time when Olivia looked down upon him and refuses to take Olivia for the holidays. Karen begs him and when Jack refuses once more, she says, "I'll pay you $1,000 a minute." Jack then says, "And I have a daughter."

From Quiz "Queens for a Day"

Answer: she broke her toe

Vince enters the cafe and announces, "Well, it's official. My mother's toe's broken." Grace asks, "What happened?" Vince then asks, "Didn't Will tell you?" Will became nervous and says, "I thought I did. Ya know, we went shopping. And she fell. It was nothing. It was no big deal, you know. Certainly no one's fault." Vince then says, "No one's fault? He pressured her into trying on these four-inch hooker heels. And then he told her to 'Work it, girl'."

From Quiz "Saving Grace, Again" (Part II)

Answer: It's sinfully delicious.

Karen wants to stop at the Peninsula Hotel to use the bathroom. While she is charging a room, Jack recognizes the man that walks into the lobby. He says, "Oh my God, Karen, look. Oh my God. Look who it is. It's that guy from commercial years ago, remember? He used to dress in a devil outfit and sit on people's shoulders and offer them cocoa in a can. He used to say, 'It's sinfully delicious'." Karen says, "The Cocoa Devil! Honey, he's the one you should ask to be in your promo. He's the perfect mid-level-celebrity-nobody for your mid-level-nothing cable network."

From Quiz "Saving Grace, Again" (Part I)

Answer: Is it free?

Will tells Grace he wants to give her some advice before her date and she says, "You wanna give me advice on dating? That's a joke." Will says, "I'm in a serious relationship, and you're divorced and living with a gay guy." Grace tells him to continue and Will says, "Okay, keep your shoes on at the table. Eat butter with bread, not as an hors d'oeuvre. And when the waiter offers you fresh ground pepper, don't say, 'Is it free'?"

From Quiz "The Newlydreads"

Answer: James

Will and Jack are in the bookstore when Will says, "I hate that this place is closing. You know what, Jack? We gotta do something." Jack says, "Oh, I don't know. Do something? That sounds complicated." Will says, "Jack, this is our history. It's like the cradle of gay civilization where gay man crawled from the straight ooze and for the first time, walked erect. We owe it to our community to, to pay tribute to the literary giants who paved the way for us to live our lives openly. People like Oscar Wilde, James Baldwin..." Jack interrupts him and says, "Oh, I love James Baldwin! It makes me sick that none of the other Baldwin brothers talk to him."

From Quiz "Key Party"

Answer: Grace

Vince tells Grace he's giving Will a key to his apartment for his birthday. Grace tells him, "Look, I'm just to help you out here, okay? I happen to know that Will has really high expectations for this birthday. So, whatever you're gonna get him, it has to be really good. Not some cheap key." Vince says, "I'm gonna put it on a nice key chain." Grace says, "Oh, that's great. Everyone loves a $1 thing hanging off of a $10 thing. Look, I'm telling you, do not give him that key. It's a mistake. How about that wallet you looked at, sniffed, and put back?" Vince then says, "You've been following me? Of course! You know, I remember thinking, 'That's weird. That mannequin's eating a french fry'."

From Quiz "Company"

Answer: Murder, He/She Wrote

Jack's boss, Tim, asks his opinion on the script of the new show. Jack says he loves it and Tim is surprised. When another employee walks past, Tim asks him about the script. He says it's boring and the last thing they need is a soap opera where everyone's gay. Jack then says it was a test and they both passed. Tim then asks how he feels about the cop show and Jack says, "Another tired cop show? Who needs another one of those?" Jack's co-worker says, "Really? Because in this case, I thought making everybody gay made it much more interesting." Jack's boss says, "I agree. That handcuffing scene was a much-needed reminder that older men can still be hot." Jack then says, "Oh, that cop show. Oh, I love that cop show. Yes, yes." When Tim asks what other cop show is there, Jack responds, "Oh, well I heard someone talking about, like, a tranny and a crime-solving thing. Yeah, 'Murder He/She Wrote'."

From Quiz "Back Up, Dancer"

Answer: 1984

Artemus introduces himself to Jack and says, "If you don't mind my saying, you seem a little old for a dancer. Miss Jackson doesn't like her dancers old." Jack asks, "How old are you?" Artemus replies, "22." Jack then says he's 21 and Artemus says, "I'm 20. I was born in 196..7..84."

From Quiz "FYI: I Hurt, Too"

Answer: "Selena"

When Jennifer comes out of Jack's apartment, she says, "Morning. I slept like a baby. I forgot how comfortable towels on a kitchen floor are. But I had the weirdest dream. I was in bed. And you and some guy named Toby were dancing around and doing scenes from 'Selena'." Jack says, "That's crazy! We were good, right? That never happened!"

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