"The Accidental Tsuris" Trivia Quiz

Answer: the woman who set my heart on fire

Lyle walks into Grace Adler Designs and sees Karen flipping through a magazine. He says, "There she is, the woman who set my heart on fire. Which is a nice change, since the women I'm usually with cause a burning feeling in an altogether different area." Karen says, "Get lost, David Cop-a-feel. Just because we once made out like drunk straight girls at a frat party, doesn't mean you're wanted here."

Answer: Grace's

Janet says, "Oh, Grace. I had to apply for a credit card in your name. I've got warrants." Grace says, "No, absolutely not." Jack then says, "Well, I have Will's Sears card. You want that?" Janet says, "Yeah, I'll take it. Thanks."

Answer: No

After Janet takes the credit card from Jack, Grace says, "Stop! No credit cards. No money. No staying here. You know what, I cannot have this in my life right now. You are a wreck. And I am sick of taking care of you. I mean, how about you get a normal job? How about you find a place of your own? How about you get a life?" Jack says, "I am trying! But it is hard! I am going to school, I am changing careers. So what if I need a little help every now and then? Why do you have to judge? You wonder why I don't like you. Now you know." Grace tells him, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Janet." Jack says, "Oh, well, I wasn't really talking to you either."

Answer: "I've been in the chorus of 'Taboo', the Boy George musical."

Karen says, "I have searched the far corners of the globe for you. Where the hell have you been hiding?" Lorraine says, "I've been in the chorus of 'Taboo', the Boy George musical." Karen says, "That is so weird. You know, I was gonna see that last week when I was at the two-fer booth, but I saw 'Little Shop' instead."

Answer: Nasty

Lorraine tells her father, "I think you should know she's only sleeping with you to get back at me." Karen says, "How dare you! Where would you get such an outrageous idea?" Lorraine says, "From you, ya cow! You invited me here. You sent a car, and you put a bloody great sign in the lobby saying, 'Nasty surprise for Lorraine Finster in room 315'."

Answer: bathroom

When they enter Janet's apartment, she says, "Let me give you the tour. This is the living room, slash dining room, slash kitchen, slash bedroom. So, how'd you like the tour?" Jack says, "If this is the bathroom too, could everybody turn around?" Janet tells him, "It's right through that door. You might have to jiggle the thingy." Jack says, "Oh, I always jiggle the thingy." Will says, "I think she meant on the toilet. The handle on the toilet."

Answer: quaint

Grace says, "Oh, your place is cute. It's quaint, charming, darling." Then she whispers to Will, "I'm running out of ways to say 'small'."

Answer: Goldie Hawn

Karen goes to Lyle's hotel room and when he opens the door, she says, "I ran all the way here. I broke my heel tripping over a blind man in an attempt to avoid his dog." Lyle says, "Well, what happened? I mean, I tell you I love you, and then you don't return my calls." Karen says, "Well, I got kind of freaked out. But no one's ever picked me over their daughter before. Not Jon Voight. Not Steven Tyler. Not Goldie Hawn. The thing is, I love you too, Finny."

Answer: Joyce

After Will makes a big deal out of Janet getting her life together, Grace says, "I'm sorry, but I can't handle you normal. This is not right, this is not the way it's supposed to be. You are the screw-up older sister. Joyce is the heavy younger sister. And I am the perfect one in the middle. I am the glue that holds you two losers together."

Answer: Yes

Karen calls Rosario and says, "Rosie, I'm glad you're home. You got a minute? I'm a little down. See, the guy I'm in love with, well, it turns out he don't love me no mo'. But you know what? I'm not gonna give up. No, I'm not. Because when you meet someone that you feel that deep connection with, you must do everything in your power to...And the bitch hung up on me."