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"The Simpsons": Wacky Quotes #2 Quiz

This is the sequel to the first "Wacky Quotes" quiz! Can you match the speaker to the quote?

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
crumbworks

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
120,220

Updated
Jul 23 22

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
9 / 15

Plays
6003

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 15

1. "And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?" Who says this? Hint

Kirk Van Houten

Lenny

Seymour Skinner

Comic Book Guy

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Question 2 of 15

2. "Oh my God, he is like some sort of... non... giving up... school guy!" Hint

Bart

Nelson

Milhouse

Jimbo

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Question 3 of 15

3. "March 15th. I wish I brought a TV. Oh God, how I miss TV!"

Answer: (One Word - first name)

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Question 4 of 15

4. "I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it!" Hint

Mr. Burns

Bart

Homer

Grampa

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Question 5 of 15

5. "And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain." Hint

Dr. Hibbert

Dr. Riviera

Krusty

Ms. Hoover

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Question 6 of 15

6. "I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly."

Answer: (One Word - first name)

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Question 7 of 15

7. "This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference." Hint

Dolph

Mr. Black

Jimbo

Nelson

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Question 8 of 15

8. "Who cares? With no adults, I run this city!... uh.... um... carry on." Hint

Nelson

Kearney

Jimbo

Dolph

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Question 9 of 15

9. "Good ol' rock. Nuthin' beats that!" Hint

Grampa's brain

Homer's brain

Bart's brain

Smithers' brain

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Question 10 of 15

10. "What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?" Hint

Homer

Marge

Lisa

Manjula

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Question 11 of 15

11. "Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle!"

Answer: (full name or first name)

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Question 12 of 15

12. "If there's anything more exquisite than Queen Ann's lace, I haven't found it!" Hint

Agnes Skinner

Edna Krabbapel

Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson

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Question 13 of 15

13. "Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets I would; but to me, she's beautiful!"

Answer: (One Word - first name)

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Question 14 of 15

14. "Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer."

Answer: (One Word - first name)

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Question 15 of 15

15. "Don't do what Donny Don't does...they *could* have made this clearer." Hint

Bart

Skinner

Sideshow Mel

Janey

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?" Who says this?

Answer: Kirk Van Houten

This is Kirk's pitiful attempt to seem upbeat about his recent divorce in the season eight episode "A Milhouse Divided". Well, at least he's trying to brighten up a bad situation!

2. "Oh my God, he is like some sort of... non... giving up... school guy!"

Answer: Bart

In the season five episode "The Boy Who Knew Too Much", this is Bart's response to seeing Skinner walk slowly into a river, go completely underwater, and reemerge moments later.

3. "March 15th. I wish I brought a TV. Oh God, how I miss TV!"

Answer: Homer

During the season four episode "Marge Gets a Job", this is Homer's journal of his thoughts if he were to live in the woods.

4. "I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it!"

Answer: Mr. Burns

This is said by Mr. Burns at the beginning of the season eight episode "Homer's Enemy", when he is watching what is presumed to be "Lassie", or a clone of the same show.

5. "And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."

Answer: Dr. Riviera

This is Dr. Nick's advice to Homer when he is trying to gain weight to qualify as disabled in the season seven episode "King Size Homer". Remember, we didn't all go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!

6. "I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly."

Answer: Bart

This is said by Bart in the season six episode "'Round Springfield" in an effort to console Lisa after Bleedin' Gums Murphy dies. Why does Bart want to come back as this? "Because no one *ever* suspects...the butterfly!"

7. "This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference."

Answer: Dolph

This is said by Dolph to Lisa in the season four episode "Kamp Krusty". Just remember, it's not regular gruel!

8. "Who cares? With no adults, I run this city!... uh.... um... carry on."

Answer: Nelson

This is Nelson's response to Milhouse when he asks where all the grown-ups are in the season six episode "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy".

9. "Good ol' rock. Nuthin' beats that!"

Answer: Bart's brain

In the season four episode "The Front", this is thought of by Bart after Lisa's brain states how predictable Bart is by always choosing rock in the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors".

10. "What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?"

Answer: Marge

The materials in question involve Bart trying to disguise himself before the family goes to the Try-N-Save in the season seven episode "Marge Be Not Proud".

11. "Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle!"

Answer: Ralph Wiggum

This is said by Ralph when Homer is about to drink a candle in the season eight episode "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)".

12. "If there's anything more exquisite than Queen Ann's lace, I haven't found it!"

Answer: Homer Simpson

This is said by Homer in reference to a bed and breakfast resort that himself and Marge are staying in, in the season nine episode "Natural Born Kissers".

13. "Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets I would; but to me, she's beautiful!"

Answer: Homer

This is said by Homer to Marge in the season four episode "Lisa the Beauty Queen", after Marge says that he is picturing Lisa through the eyes of a father.

14. "Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer."

Answer: Marge

This is said by Marge after reading a poster hanging in her garage-office during the season eight episode "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson". The poster shows a cat hanging off a piece of string, with the text reading "Hang in there, baby!", but directly below this, it says "Copyright 1968".

15. "Don't do what Donny Don't does...they *could* have made this clearer."

Answer: Bart

These words are written in the book that Bart is reading, "The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety" from the season five episode "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood". That's it! Thanks for playing, and be sure to play 'Wacky Quotes #1' if you haven't already!

Source: Author crumbworks

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