"The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 2 Quiz

Answer: Krusty

Bart's hero Krusty the Klown says this during a comedy sketch of his. Only Homer and Bart find this funny. This is the episode where Jay Leno helps Krusty to resurrect his career.

Answer: Milhouse

One of the twins (Sherri and Terri) says 'Get away from him! He's got cooties!' and this is Milhouse's reply. He is very indignant about the fact that he does not have cooties.

Answer: Grampa

He says this one time after Homer complains about the fact that he is old (and probably going senile), and is criticising everything and anything. Quite ironic, isn't it? This is in the episode "Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble" when Homer has to donate one of his kidneys to Grampa because he wouldn't let him go to the toilet on a car ride home.

Answer: Apu

Apu says this as a Grace when he and Manjula host Homer and Marge for dinner in "I'm With Cupid". Sanjay, Apu's cousin, looks after the Kwik-E-Mart during that night. James Woods is an actor who worked at the Kwik-E-Mart to prepare for a movie role when Apu got sacked for a while.

Answer: Homer

Homer says this to Marge when she admits (in a Treehouse of Horror episode) that Kang is Maggie's father. They go on to "Jerry Springer" to try and resolve their problems.

Answer: vending machines

Marge didn't believe him. She thought he was just trying to get out of a night at the ballet. It turned out Homer was just holding onto the cans. This was in the episode "Marge on the Lam".

Answer: elegant wedding feast

He says this when he is at the rubbish tip at the same time as Homer and the kids. Homer has thrown away a skunk and 'Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel' claims it. I don't think many people would enjoy eating a skunk.
Reminds me of the episode in which Maude dies, when they are at the car racing track: Cletus is making out with his girlfriend in the back of a ute and she says 'Dang! Why'd you have to park so close to my parents?' to which he answers 'Now, now, Helen, they's my parents too.'

Answer: shiny things

He is taking care of the Kwik-E-Mart when Jimbo and his friends come in and start playing with the aluminuium foil. Jimbo: 'It's like a living mirror!' This is again from "I'm With Cupid", where Elton John ends up serenading her with 'my gift is my song, yeah, and this one's from Apu'.

Answer: sucks, blows

Bart says this while he is sitting in the audience of the teachers' performance of "Fame" ('Not gonna teach forever, Gonna give showbiz a try! Try!'). Homer demands his money back after seeing Mrs Krabappel naked after her balloon-popping act.

Answer: Jesus, sandals

Bart is complaining when Marge tells him to put his church shoes on one Sunday morning. Homer then says: 'Well, if he had better arch support, maybe they wouldn't have caught him'. This is the episode where Jay Leno helps Krusty to resurrect his comedy career.