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33 quizzes and 380 trivia questions.
1.
  Who Said What?   popular trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
I'll give you a quote from "The Simpsons" and all you have to do is tell me who said it.
Easier, 10 Qns, mrlinkin, Sep 22 14
Easier
mrlinkin
7748 plays
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  "The Simpsons": Who Is That?    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
Look at the quote and say who that character is! Take CAREFUL note: the correct answer is NOT the speaker of the quote, but the person that is being referred to or spoken to! Pay careful attention to what the question is asking!
Average, 15 Qns, crumbworks, Jul 12 04
Average
crumbworks
10464 plays
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  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 9    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is like my many other quotes quizzes; just tell me who said the quote or fill in the blanks. Enjoy!
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Oct 25 07
Average
Fi B
6993 plays
4.
  "Simpsons" Christmas Quotes   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Ho-ho-ho... Homer. And Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. How well do you remember quotes from past Simpsons' Christmases?
Average, 10 Qns, guitargoddess, Dec 18 11
Average
guitargoddess gold member
4745 plays
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  Funny 'Simpsons' Quotes 6    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is my sixth "The Simpsons" quote quiz. Just read the quote and tell me who said it. Good luck!
Average, 10 Qns, 24girl, Sep 19 19
Average
24girl
Sep 19 19
11246 plays
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  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 10    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
As this is my tenth quotes quiz I am going to ask about some of the funniest quotes in "The Simpsons". For all of these, just tell me who said it.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Oct 25 07
Average
Fi B
5745 plays
7.
  "The Simpsons": Wacky Quotes #1    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
Who said it? How well do you remember the lines said by the Simpson family and their large supporting cast? The only way to find out is by taking this quiz!
Tough, 15 Qns, crumbworks, Sep 20 14
Tough
crumbworks
6318 plays
8.
  Great Quotes from "The Simpsons"    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
You will be given a quote from "The Simpsons" and you have to decide which character the quote comes from.
Average, 15 Qns, HoneyBob, Sep 20 14
Average
HoneyBob
7575 plays
9.
  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 7    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Like all my other quotes quizzes in this series, either tell me who said the quote or fill in the missing words.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Oct 21 06
Average
Fi B
6355 plays
10.
  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 2    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
The second quiz in my funny quotes collection. Either finish the quote off, or tell me who says it.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Apr 13 08
Average
Fi B
5176 plays
trivia question Quick Question
Homer was buying a gift for Maggie and said "It says it's for dogs, but she can't read". What was he holding in his hand?

From Quiz ""Simpsons" Christmas Quotes"




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  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 8    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Number 8 in my Quotable Quotes series. Either tell me who said the quote in question, or fill in the missing words.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Oct 25 07
Average
Fi B
3331 plays
12.
  What Did He Say?    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Let's see if you can remember exactly what was said in these "Simpsons" quotes.
Average, 10 Qns, linkinpark_lp, Oct 25 07
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linkinpark_lp
3926 plays
13.
  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 6    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Number 6 in my long-running series of quotes quizzes from "The Simpsons", one of the best shows in the world. Either tell me who said the quote, or finish it off. Keep an eye out for my other quizzes.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, May 22 04
Average
Fi B
4384 plays
14.
  My Greatalicious Quotes Quiz    
Multiple Choice
 20 Qns
Welcome to my third quiz! Here are some of my favorite quotes. Can you fill in the blanks?
Difficult, 20 Qns, sugar_chicky812, Dec 10 06
Difficult
sugar_chicky812
6878 plays
15.
  Name the Simpson!    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
The following will all be quotes said by a member of the Simpson family...can you name which one?
Average, 15 Qns, crumbworks, Oct 01 04
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crumbworks
5153 plays
16.
  "The Simpsons": Wacky Quotes #2    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
This is the sequel to the first "Wacky Quotes" quiz! Can you match the speaker to the quote?
Average, 15 Qns, crumbworks, May 26 03
Average
crumbworks
6003 plays
17.
  Funny 'Simpsons' Quotes!    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
I'll give you the quote, you give me the person who said it!
Average, 10 Qns, 24girl, May 22 04
Average
24girl
6767 plays
18.
  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 4    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is quiz number four in my series of quotes quizzes. Either I give you the quote and you tell me which character said it, or I give you the character and quote but you finish the quote. Enjoy!
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, May 26 03
Average
Fi B
4412 plays
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  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 1    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is the first of a series of quizzes I will be making with "The Simpsons" quotes that I think are funny. I write the quote, and you complete it or tell me who said it.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Jun 24 04
Average
Fi B
4608 plays
20.
  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 5    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is number 5 in my series of quotes quizzes. Like the others, just tell me who said it, or finish the quote.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Apr 09 07
Average
Fi B
3372 plays
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  "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 3    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is the third of my "The Simpsons" quotes quiz. Just tell me who said the quiz, or fill in the missing words.
Average, 10 Qns, Fi B, Dec 22 09
Average
Fi B
4575 plays
22.
  Who Said It in "The Simpsons"?    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Think you know "The Simpsons"? Think again. These quotes are a mixture of fairly easy and hard. I give you the quote, you tell me who said it. Have fun.
Difficult, 10 Qns, bizzle, Dec 10 06
Difficult
bizzle
8106 plays
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  Who Said It On "The Simpsons"    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
Here are 15 quotes from that great TV show about America's most dysfunctional family: "The Simpsons". Who said them? (Warning: some duplicates.)
Average, 15 Qns, darksplash, Oct 25 20
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darksplash
Oct 25 20
154 plays
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  Obscure "Simpsons" Quotes    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is my first quiz. There are 10 multiple choice questions.
Average, 10 Qns, dresbr01, Aug 21 05
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dresbr01
3912 plays
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  "Simpsons" Quotes 3    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
The third chapter in my "Simpson's" Quotations quizzes. Hope you like it. Tell me what you think. "Oh, no, why did I bet the company payroll? Oh, Gil's in a lot of trouble." --Old Gil
Average, 10 Qns, Gillis, May 26 03
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Gillis
7146 plays
26.
  "The Simpsons" Catchphrases    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
There are a lot of famous catchphrases in "The Simpsons". Name what character says this catchphrase.
Easier, 10 Qns, 11burdj, Jan 29 14
Easier
11burdj
917 plays
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  Funny 'Simpsons' Quotes 2    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
'The Simpsons' is the best show ever created, in my opinion! This is my second quotes quiz! I'll give you the quotes, and you tell me who said them! Good luck!
Average, 10 Qns, 24girl, May 27 05
Average
24girl
4852 plays
28.
  Funny "Simpsons" Quotes 4    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Here is my fourth quiz on my favorite show, "The Simpsons." I'll give you a quote, you tell me who said it!
Average, 10 Qns, 24girl, May 27 05
Average
24girl
4177 plays
29.
  Characters and Their Quotes    
Match Quiz
 15 Qns
Match each "Simpsons" quote with the character that said it.
Tough, 15 Qns, cbingham, Jul 02 17
Tough
cbingham
162 plays
30.
  Funny "Simpsons" Quotes 3    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
I love "The Simpsons!" Here are more hilarious quotes. Just tell me who said them! Good luck!
Tough, 10 Qns, 24girl, Oct 25 07
Tough
24girl
5066 plays
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  Funny "Simpsons" Quotes 5    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Here's my fifth quotes quiz! Just tell me who said them! Lots o' luck!
Average, 10 Qns, 24girl, Jul 21 04
Average
24girl
3661 plays
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  "The Simpsons" Quotes Quiz 3    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This my third "The Simpsons" quotes quiz. This one will be more difficult than the last two, as it will feature quotes by characters that are not as well known. Good luck!
Average, 10 Qns, Bizzle, May 26 03
Average
Bizzle
3263 plays
33.
  Characters and Their Quotes part 2    
Match Quiz
 15 Qns
Match each quote with the character who said it.
Difficult, 15 Qns, cbingham, Aug 02 17
Difficult
cbingham
198 plays

'Simpsons' - Quotes Trivia Questions
1. "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

From Quiz Who Said It On "The Simpsons"

Answer: Homer Simpson

"The Simpsons" has run to more than 30 seasons on Fox Television and been shown around the world. It was set in the fictional town of Springfield and featured at its heart the Simpson family: Homer, the dad; Marge, the mom; and three kids, in descending age order, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Homer was a dreamer for whom most things went wrong, even if they worked out okay in the end. He was a lazy employee at the town's nuclear plant and a devoted and non-discriminatory drinker of Duff beer. This quote came in season 8; episode 18 when Springfield declared a Prohibition law. Dan Castellaneta was the voice behind Homer.

2. Who is most known for saying "Doh!"?

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Catchphrases

Answer: Homer Simpson

This is probably the most famous "Simpsons" catchphrase. Other characters also sometimes say this.

3. Homer was buying a gift for Maggie and said "It says it's for dogs, but she can't read". What was he holding in his hand?

From Quiz "Simpsons" Christmas Quotes

Answer: toy pork chop

In the very first "Simpsons" full-length episode, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", Homer did not get his usual Christmas bonus from Mr. Burns and was too ashamed to tell Marge. He decided to do all of the Christmas shopping at the Circus of Values (where nothing cost more than $4.99). He also got pantyhose for Marge and pads of paper for Bart.

4. "Marge, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." Who said this?

From Quiz Who Said What?

Answer: Homer Simpson

Homer said this to Marge when they were talking in bed in the episode "Lady Bouvier's Lover". They were talking about the new romance between Marge's mother and Abe Simpson.

5. "You must be stupider than you look." "Stupider like ________."

From Quiz What Did He Say?

Answer: a fox

This was said in my favorite episode, "Lemon of Troy," in which Shelbyville steals Springfield's lemon tree.

6. Jasper: "No! I'm here for ________ No, wait. Coping with Senility."

From Quiz Obscure "Simpsons" Quotes

Answer: Microwave Cookery

In episode 9F14, Jasper is at the church counseling center for this scene. Tobacco spitting is a class taught by Lenny in a different episode, and the other two are non-existent.

7. 'Oh I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all.'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 10

Answer: Lionel Hutz

In "Marge In Chains" he is asking Apu what tie he had on, to try and prove that Apu does not have a photographic memory. As Apu says, Hutz is wearing 'a red and white striped club tie in a half-Windsor knot'.

8. 'I am so sick of everyone assuming I'm good at basketball just because I'm African-American'.

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 9

Answer: Carl

This is in "Children Of A Lesser Clod" when a group of them are playing basketball at the YMCA. Homer had said to him: 'You da man, Carl. I believe you can fly!' Carl Carlson then perfectly executes a lay-up.

9. "And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?" Who says this?

From Quiz "The Simpsons": Wacky Quotes #2

Answer: Kirk Van Houten

This is Kirk's pitiful attempt to seem upbeat about his recent divorce in the season eight episode "A Milhouse Divided". Well, at least he's trying to brighten up a bad situation!

10. 'I can't help but feel partly responsible.'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 8

Answer: Bart

In "Bart the Lover" he caused his teacher Edna Krabappel to feel brokenhearted after her writer lover 'Woodrow' didn't meet her at The Gilded Truffle restaurant after Bart had set the whole thing up.

11. "It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs."

From Quiz Name the Simpson!

Answer: Lisa

This is a scene from the season eight episode "The Springfield Files", after Homer claims to see an alien.

12. "He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now." To whom is Homer referring?

From Quiz "The Simpsons": Who Is That?

Answer: frank

Homer: "I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21." Marge: "Won't that warp him?" Homer: "My cousin Frank did it." Marge: "You don't have a cousin Frank!"

13. 'If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm going to have to stop doing stupid things!'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 7

Answer: Homer

He says this to Marge in "Mr Plow" after he buys the plow. She replies 'Okay,' to which he says 'Fine! I'll never do anything stupid again!' And promptly walks into the car door.

14. "There's very little meat in these gym mats."

From Quiz "The Simpsons": Wacky Quotes #1

Answer: Lunchlady Doris

This is from the famous season six episode "The PTA Disbands", during a scene where Krabappel and Skinner are arguing over some of the things lacking from the school. One of these things including the food, which seems to highly favour things like newspaper and gym mats.

15. 'Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved'.

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 6

Answer: Homer

He says this to Lisa in "Whacking Day" when she complains about the barbarity of killing snakes. In his head he pictures himself dressed as the devil, dancing on the grave of 'Good Homer', singing 'I am Evil Homer'.

16. 'Go, go! For the good of the city!'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 5

Answer: Comic Book Guy

He says this to Bart when he is looking at an original drawing of Itchy by Chester J. Lampwick in "The Day the Violence Died". When Bart finds out that it is worth $750 he says 'So it's valuable, huh?' Comic Book Guy sarcastically retorts that Bart is so smart he should be outside solving unsolved crimes.

17. 'You're eight hours early for work. I like that.'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 4

Answer: Fat Tony

He says this to Bart in 'Bart the Murderer', when Bart has been mixing drinks for them at the club after school. Bart asks 'Did you kill my principal?' to which Fat Tony replies: 'Chinese guy with a moustache?' and Bart says 'No, my principal!' because Skinner is missing and presumed dead.

18. "I'm just a lonely guy."

From Quiz Who Said It in "The Simpsons"?

Answer: Herb Powell

Herb Powell said this in episode 7F16, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?". In this episode, Homer discovers that he has a half-brother.

19. 'And if he runs away he'll be easy to catch.'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 3

Answer: Bart

Bart says this about Santa's Little Helper, when they first get him in the episode "Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire". This is the first full-length "Simpsons" episode and Bart says this because SLH lost the race at the greyhounds.

20. 'Another thing about TV dinners...you don't have leftovers, you have reruns.'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 2

Answer: Krusty

Bart's hero Krusty the Klown says this during a comedy sketch of his. Only Homer and Bart find this funny. This is the episode where Jay Leno helps Krusty to resurrect his career.

21. 'Feeling stupid? I know I am!'

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 1

Answer: Homer

He says this to Lisa in "Lost Our Lisa". They are deciding whether or not to break into the museum to see the Isis exhibit.

22. "You gave both dogs away? You know how I feel about giving!"

From Quiz Great Quotes from "The Simpsons"

Answer: Homer Simpson

This is from the episode "The Canine Mutiny", where Bart gets a credit card and buys a new dog, which later gets repossessed.

23. "'Shau-dere'? 'Shau-dere'? It's 'chowdah'. Say it right!"

From Quiz Funny 'Simpsons' Quotes 6

Answer: Freddy Quimby

This is from the episode, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much." Freddy was harassing the French waiter about his accent.

24. "Before I came along, all cartoon animals did was play the ukulele. I changed all that."

From Quiz "The Simpsons" Quotes Quiz 3

Answer: Chester J. Lampwick

Episode 3F16, "The Day the Violence Died", aired on 3/17/96. It featured Chester J. Lampwick, the real creator of the cartoon icon "Itchy". He claims that Roger Meyers, Sr. stole it from him.

25. "You can be so cruel when you're sober."

From Quiz Funny "Simpsons" Quotes 5

Answer: Sideshow Mel

He said that to Krusty in the episode, "The Last Temptation of Krust."

26. "Well, it didn't ride up on no zebra!"

From Quiz Funny "Simpsons" Quotes 4

Answer: Moe

He was talking about how the angel got on top of the hill.

27. "You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where the take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies!"

From Quiz Funny "Simpsons" Quotes 3

Answer: Milhouse

This was in the episode "Bart After Dark" where Bart goes to work in a burlesque house.

28. 'Of course you did. But there's the truth and....the truth!'

From Quiz Funny 'Simpsons' Quotes 2

Answer: Lionel Hutz

It was in the episode where Marge gets a job as a real estate agent.

29. 'Marge, are you hiding men in this house? Radioactive men?'

From Quiz Funny 'Simpsons' Quotes!

Answer: Homer

Homer said this after Bart said, 'Watch out, Radioactive Man!'

30. "Hmmm, 'The Widowmaker?' Oh, that one's for the ladies. 'Spinebuster?' Boring! Ooh, 'Colostomizer.'"

From Quiz "Simpsons" Quotes 3

Answer: Homer

Homer tries to decide which hill to take on his skis.

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