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An Udderly Trivial Quiz

Don't be cowed! True, this quiz involves puns, cow udders and filling in blanks. But don't take the risk of udder deprivation, accept the challenge! The quiz author will be udderly delighted if you do.

A multiple-choice quiz by uglybird. Estimated time: 9 mins.

Author
uglybird

Time
9 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
177,175

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
762

Question 1 of 10

1. Pierre the cow stands against the wall, blindfolded. The Nazi Colonel raises his saber. "Ready...aim..." But wait! Why is Pierre standing before a Nazi firing squad in wartime France? Of what "udder" organization is Pierre alleged to be a member?

Answer: (Two words. The first word is "The", the second contains udder.)

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Question 2 of 10

2. And while we're on the subject of udders, have you heard about the bull that hated teats? He held them all in _____________.

Answer: (Two words, one of them udder.)

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Question 3 of 10

3. Bessie's calf is named Displeasure, and Displeasure is now nursing. Oh yuck! Ants are crawling from Bessie's udder onto Displeasure's nose. What is Bessie doing with those ants? Bessie is giving _________ to her Displeasure!

Answer: (Two words, one of them is udder.)

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Question 4 of 10

4. The veterinarian with the curled, waxed mustaches and goatee carefully applied the salve to the cow's udder. The stable boy wondered why the farmer had hired this city slicker to treat old Betsy. Then, the boy suddenly realized that the salve was being painted on the udder in a disturbingly surrealistic pattern. The stable boy stood transfixed, knowing that, without a doubt, he stood in the presence of that master Spanish Veterinarian, _____________________________.

Answer: (Three words. One of them is udder.)

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Question 5 of 10

5. Timmy loved Hildegard the cow, but Hildegard refused to give milk. Timmy's father said that Hildegard had to go. What did Timmy's father say that Hildegard had become?

Answer: (Two words, both starting with "u".)

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Question 6 of 10

6. Edgar Allen Cow wrote a horrific story concerning the last surviving member of an illustrious cow family. It is entitled "The Fall of the ______________."

Answer: (Three words, one is udder.)

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Question 7 of 10

7. Allan the cow didn't like summer camp. He missed his mom, and he missed his fodder. He wrote them a letter that began as follows: "Hello _____________." (This later became the title of a very popular cow song.)

Answer: (Three words. One of them is udder.)

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Question 8 of 10

8. Andrew was an innovative shoemaker. Realizing how tough and durable cow udders were, he made the bottoms of his shoes from them. Andrew's shoes were initially very popular, but Andrew was driven out of business by the clever advertising slogan of a competitor. His competitor vowed, "I will not be __________."

Answer: (Two words, one of which is udder.)

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Question 9 of 10

9. Doris the cow asks Gertrude the cow the question, "why does the chicken cross the road?" Gertrude answers, "to get to the _______________." Which words belong in the blank?

Answer: (2 words, surely, no further hint is necessary here.)

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Question 10 of 10

10. A sober individual desires a quiz that presents useful information in a rational manner with an appropriately somber tone. How might such an individual characterize this quiz? Hint

Udderly insane

Udderly useless

All of these

Udderly ridiculous

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

Answer: the udderground

The French underground did not actually recruit cows for underground activity in wartime France. However, there really was an Udder Bowl XI played in Washington State in 2003. But to find out what it was about, you'll have to play "An Udder Quiz".

2. And while we're on the subject of udders, have you heard about the bull that hated teats? He held them all in _____________.

Answer: udder contempt

"Udder bull" is a term cattle breeders commonly use. They don't mean what we mean usually mean when we use a similar term.

Answer: udder ants

The subject of udder ants is too serious for an udderly ridiculous quiz such as this. Suffice to say that the phenomenon exists, and you can learn more by playing "An Udder Quiz".

Answer: Salve Udder Dali

In 1939 Salvador Dali created the "Dream of Venus" exhibit at the World's Fair. The exhibit actually did involve an oversize cow udder.

5. Timmy loved Hildegard the cow, but Hildegard refused to give milk. Timmy's father said that Hildegard had to go. What did Timmy's father say that Hildegard had become?

Answer: udderly useless

Hildegard might be revived with FDA approved "dry cow therapy". The "National (cow) Mastitis Association" provides seven compelling reasons for favoring this particular approach. Need I even mention that the topic will be covered in more detail in "An Udder Quiz".

6. Edgar Allen Cow wrote a horrific story concerning the last surviving member of an illustrious cow family. It is entitled "The Fall of the ______________."

Answer: House of Udder

Was Edgar Allen Poe an udder maniac? Searching the "poedecoder" web site for "udder" results in a surprising number of "hits". How surprising? Lets just say it is a four-digit number. Could it be that there is something dark and sinister about udder's? This topic will be examined in "An Udder Quiz"!

Answer: Udder Hello Fodder

I am unable to connect Allan Sherman, writer of "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh", directly to udders. However, in "An Udder Quiz" I will reveal to you the writer of the following song lyric: "Oh, pass the udder udder and I'll pass it to my brudder."

Answer: udder soled

Cow udders are not actually made into shoe leather and (at least in the developed world) are not consumed directly as food. Tallow is the udders final destination. More about that in "An Udder Quiz".

9. Doris the cow asks Gertrude the cow the question, "why does the chicken cross the road?" Gertrude answers, "to get to the _______________." Which words belong in the blank?

Answer: udder side

I promise that this entirely lame pun will not be referenced in my next quiz on the subject of udders. The plan is for question nine to deal with "Bag Balm", a wondrous ointment for cow udders that is sometimes applied to human skin with a salutary effect.

10. A sober individual desires a quiz that presents useful information in a rational manner with an appropriately somber tone. How might such an individual characterize this quiz?

Answer: All of these

Ok, this quiz lacked serious intent and was, I admit, lacking in substance. However, my other udder quiz, cleverly entitled "An Udder Quiz" is an entirely serious...er, that is, a somewhat serious quiz on the topic of udders. It should be appearing soon in the "General:Thematic Junk" category. No really, general, thematic junk can be serious stuff.

Source: Author uglybird

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