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1. "You know my methods, Watson" said the great detective, Sherlock Holmes "What can you deduce from the HOOD worn by the victim and this rather OLD BUN, undoubtedly dropped by the killer in flight?" Watson looked bewildered.
2. The vet looked at the EMU with concern. Its skin was definitely getting BLUER. "Can't we get that fire LIT in here?" he asked the owner "The AIR is far too cold for this bird". "You do not ERR!" agreed the owner, putting a match to the fireplace. After the operation successfully concluded (the emu had, as is their wont, swallowed a TIN!) both of them admired a tiny portrait of the bird that the owner had commissioned from a local artist.
3. The Scottish ghillie was getting very bored with the Californian surfer's enthusiasms. "Oh, wow!" he shrieked "Look! Isn't that a HERON, DUDE?" The ghillie allowed himself a small nod - at least the lad knew something about birds. However, the boy's next words brought the scowl back to his face "Can we see a wolf, dude?" "I'm afraid this is not Yosemite, sir. Our wolves are extinct. If we are lucky, we may see a stag in the next glen".
4. "Where did you get that SHINER, GIRL?" asked the Manchester stockbroker when his assistant arrived. "Walked into a TREE" she replied. "Clumsy CLOT!" he said affectionately, before becoming all business. "Please bring up the DATABANK - I need to speak to our NY office".
5. Lord Raglan was relaxing with his 'Times' newspaper. "There's a fine looking woman, here" he pointed a photograph out to his aide "Seems SHE is a COWGIRL. Very fine seat on a horse. AND, look, she's smoking a CIGAR. Wish I had her in the Light Brigade!"
6. "Oh, EEK!" said the girl in the Edinburgh graveyard in distress "A gravestone has fallen on that little dog's tail and he can't move, though I've tried to lift it! Please, SIR" she beseeched a passerby "Won't you RETRY with me?" Together, they succeeded and the little dog happily trotted away.
7. "I AM fed up" said the soldier from Rome. "My big dog keeps getting into TIFFS with the local dogs here in Britain - and it loses every time!"
8. The artist Francis Wheatley looked very embarassed. He was painting the Duke of Newcastle with his six dogs. But he couldn't continue under these conditions! "Erm, excuse me, your Grace..." he stammered "Has one of your dogs...er...passed wind?" The Duke roared with laughter "At least one, I'd say! Tell you what, if it gets any SMELLIER, we CAN go down the PUB!" "Thank you, your Grace" murmured the artist.
9. The Scotsman was panicking. "I've lost the Duke's DOG!" he gasped. His wife raised an eyebrow "Very careless of you! Where have you looked?" "He's not in the garden, NOR in the STREET! Oh, what shall I do?" His wife stood up, moved her chair back - and there was a handsome black and tan dog lying in front of the fire! The wife sat back down without a word.
10. "Oh, I do feel ILL", moaned the shepherdess to her husband. "Is it still the TOE?" he asked solicitously. "Mostly", she confessed "but my head seems to be throbbing in time with it now". "I'll get you some aspirin" he promised, and came back with not only aspirin, but the dog, who laid his head gently on her and licked her hand. "See, he knows you're not well and came over for a SMOOCH!" Whether it was the aspirin or the dog, she soon felt better!
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