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1. "I like to play ____ with bald men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them." - Emo Philips.
2. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the ____." - Mae West.
3. "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all ____ are perfect." - Benny Hill.
4. "Two cannibals were eating a ____ - one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'" - Tommy Cooper.
5. "Do you know how many middle-aged men go out for a ____ and never come home? Not enough." - Jenny Eclair.
6. "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the ____?" - Lily Tomlin.
7. "I like the Ten Commandments but I have a problem with the ninth. It should be - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ox, except in ____." - David O-Doherty.
8. "How come Miss Universe is only won by people from ____?" - Ross Noble.
9. "____ is the best! ____ is basically tidying up disguised as sport." - Jon Richardson.
10. "My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into ____ acne." - Tina Fey.
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