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Answer: Asteroids

The family had just arrived at Eddie and Catherine's house. Audrey and Vicki went off to the backyard and played on the teeter totter. Catherine told Dale to take Rusty to the backyard and show Rusty his worm farm. The two boys were talking and Rusty asked Dale if he had "Asteroids". Dale said no, but his dad did, and some days his dad couldn't even sit on the toilet. Dale thought Rusty was talking about hemorrhoids. Rusty asked Dale what he did there for fun. Dale told Rusty he had a giant stack of adult magazines. Rusty asked Dale if he would sell any of them to him. Dale told him no, and that he used them all the time. Rusty asked how he used a magazine and Dale made a crude comment about masturbation.

Answer: Pig

Audrey and Vicki were in Vicki's room. Audrey was looking at Vicki's stuff on top of her dresser. Vicki was reading a magazine when Audrey saw her trophy. Audrey asked Vicki if people knew she won this award. Vicki had won an award for raising a pig. Vicki told Audrey that everyone knew that she had won it. Audrey then told Vicki that being a farmer wasn't very cool. Vicki pulled out a box and asked Audrey how cool was what was in the box. The box contained an illegal substance. The next day and throughout most of the movie Audrey wore dark sunglasses to cover her eyes.

Jane Krakowski played the role of cousin Vicki. When she and Audrey were on the teeter totter, they were talking about boys. Vicki told Audrey she was going steady and she french kissed. Audrey told Vicki that everyone french kissed. Vicki told her that her dad said she was the best at french kissing, though. This part of the movie when the Griswolds visited the Johnsons was my favorite. The Johnsons were definitely backwoods kind of people who, unlike the Griswolds, lacked class and home training. It was hilarious when Clark asked Vicki if he could help stir the kool aid that she was stirring with her hand.

Answer: Screemy Meemy

Clark and the family had finally made it to Walley World. They should have known something was wrong when there were no other cars in the parking lot. They made it to the front entrance where a mechanical Marty Moose told them the park was closed for two weeks. Clark and the family drove off and Clark went and bought an air pistol. They went back to Walley World and abducted one of the security guards. Clark made the other guard sit down and roll over like a dog, and told him to stay. Clark made Lasky, the security guard, take them around to the rides. Clark then told Lasky to take them to the big rides. Rusty and Lasky were sitting in the front of the roller coaster when Lasky told Rusty he had a bad experience on it. Lasky told Rusty that he had thrown up on the Screemy Meemy before.

John Candy played the nerdy security guard, Lasky. In one scene, he confronted Clark that the air pistol was not real. Lasky got up and said he was going to tell. Clark then shot him in the butt and both men argued. As they argued they didn't realize the ride had started until it was too late. Lasky had a great time with the Griswold family and did not throw up at all.

Answer: California

Clark had taken a two week vacation to go with his family to Wally World. They decided to drive, even though it was a long drive. Ellen tried to talk Clark into flying to California. On the journey to the amusement park, Clark managed to kill a dog and lose his wife's vanity case. He also drove the car off of a closed road in the dessert. Clark had a mental breakdown when the family suggested they give up the vacation and go home. Clark told them this was no longer a vacation - it was a quest to have fun.

The family finally made it to Wally World. The parked at the very back of the parking lot so they could be the first to leave. Clark and Rusty raced to the gate while the theme to "Chariots of Fire" played. They got to the gate and found that the park was closed for two weeks for repairs.

Answer: aspirin

The Griswolds had just left the dead body of Aunt Edna tied to a lawn chair in the pouring rain. They did leave her with an umbrella and her purse. Clark told Ellen he thought Edna's son, Normie, would understand. Ellen said, "Sure, Clark. You left his dead mother tied to a lawn chair in the pouring rain with a note." Audrey broke down and started to cry; she wanted to go home. Clark stopped the car in the middle of the street and went off on the family. He told them they were 10 hours from the amusement park and they wanted to bail. Clark told them this was now a quest, not a vacation. Rusty asked Clark if he wanted an aspirin. Clark told Rusty not to touch him.

Rusty was always trying to help his dad out. When Clark got caught in the swimming pool naked with a girl, Rusty went to him and talked it out. Rusty was played by Anthony Michael Hall.

Answer: She shrugged her shoulders and kept eating the sandwich.

The family stopped at a rest stop to have some lunch. Catherine had made them sandwiches for the road. Ellen was handing out the sandwiches to the family and called to Clark. Ellen told Clark it was his favorite - a bologna sandwich. There was a definite sarcastic tone in Ellen's voice when she said this to Clark. Clark and Edna both started to eat their sandwich. Ellen noticed the sandwich smelled funny and told everyone that the dog went to the bathroom on the picnic basket. Clark immediately spat out the bite of sandwich he had taken from his mouth. Aunt Edna simply shrugged her shoulders and continued to eat the sandwich.

Aunt Edna was played by the late great Imogene Coca. She played the part of the mean and crazy old Aunt perfectly. She thought Eddie was wonderful and Clark was a moron. Edna was excited because Clark was driving her home to her son in Phoenix. Clark had no knowledge of this until Edna told him at the dinner table. Clark had just taken a bite of the Hamburger Helper that Eddie had prepared for them on the grill. Just as Edna blurted out the news, Clark spat out the bite of sandwich in surprise.

Answer: She was drinking a beer and dancing around her car.

Christie Brinkley is credited as the girl in the Ferrari. As the family was at the rest stop eating lunch, she was over with some truckers drinking a beer. Clark noticed her and walked away from his family so they wouldn't see him flirting with her. Christie was dancing around and Clark started to dance as well.

Clark had one final meeting with Christie at the hotel he and the family were staying at. Clark told her he owned the hotel and was incognito with his brother's family. Christie and Clark then walked out by the pool where Christie got undressed. She jumped in the pool and then asked Clark to join her. Clark did join her, but as he jumped in he realized the pool was freezing. He screamed so loud he woke up the entire motel, including his wife and children.

Answer: Poodle

Clark told Ellen he could drive another 100 miles. In the back of the car, we saw Audrey and Rusty dead asleep. In the front, we saw Ellen and the Clark asleep behind the wheel. The song "Mr. Blue" was playing on the radio. The car sped down in front of a restaurant and almost hit a man.

Then we saw the car speeding down a residential street. A man was walking his dog and had to pull the dog up quickly by the leash so it wouldn't get hit. Ellen then told Clark to turn off the television and come to bed. Clark woke up and suddenly realized he was behind the wheel of the car.

He screamed and woke the whole family up. The car was in a motel parking lot and spun around and wound up in a parking spot.

Answer: Ellen said Clark was a genuis.

Clark had driven the car off the dead end road. He told Ellen he was going to walk to the nearest gas station and get a tow. While Clark was walking, two men on horses saw him. One of the men made a crude comment about Clark. The men called a tow truck to go and get the family and the car. Ellen was on a pay phone at the gas station.

She was talking to someone who I can only assume to be the police. The person on the other end was asking Ellen for Clark's height and weight. Ellen was not sure, but said he was a genuis with food additives.

She was also telling the person on the other end how great a father he was, when Clark walked by. Clark was surprised to see Ellen and his children there. Ellen explained to Clark that a tow truck had come 20 minutes after he left.

Answer: Eddie Bracken

Roy was brought to his amusement park by the police. He was there because Clark and his family kidnapped a security guard and hijacked Roy's park. When Roy arrived, the police had the Griswold family all lined up against the wall with their hands up against the wall and their feet spread. Clark talked to Roy and explained to him the situation. Clark explained things got a little crazy on their trip to Walley World. Roy told Clark he could relate, as he took his whole family to Florida one year and it was awful. The police asked Roy if he was ready to press charges and Roy said he wasn't going to.

Brian Doyle-Murray appeared in this film as the Kamp Komfort clerk. He also appeared in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" as Mr. Shirley. Eugene Levy was the car salesman, and John Navin played Dale, the cousin of Rusty and Audrey. Eddie Bracken starred as the owner of Walley World, Roy Walley. This role was based on the late great Walt Disney. Eddie passed away in 2002 in Montclair, New Jersey.