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1. A most unlikely titled tune of the late 1940s was a little ditty called "I'm My Own Grandpa". One of the song's writers, Dwight Latham (along with Moe Jaffe) got the idea after reading something Mark Twain had said about it being possible, if enough bizarre genetic paradoxes took place. It starts off as follows:
"Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife."
Can you remember who sung these laughable lyrics?
2. Everybody sing along:
"Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight"?
Where have all the great lyricists gone? They're just not writing classics like this anymore.
Can you name the inquisitive singer who brought us this tasty tune?
3. "Brand New Key" was track four on the album titled "Cover Me" (1971). Its somewhat controversial lyrics resulted in some stations refusing to play it. Here's a sampling: "Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key, I think that we should get together and try them out, you see".
Nevertheless it topped the Billboard Hot 100 for four weeks from December 25, 1971-January 14, 1972. Sometimes referred to as "The Roller Skate Song" it also made it to the top of the charts in Australia and Canada. What is the name of the artist whose version sold over three million copies?
4. You know how guys can be with all that macho stuff because their rides are hotter than the other guys? Well, back in 1958 we heard about a confrontation between the driver of a snazzy Cadillac kinda lookin' down his nose at some dude behind the wheel of a normal little Nash. It starts off like this (sing along if you like-slowly):
"Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep"
"Beep Beep" was recorded by a trio that began performing together as The Nitwits, for some unfathomable reason. When they released "Beep Beep" what was the trio's new moniker?
5. Once upon a time a young lady named Mary Shelly wrote a spooky story titled "Frankenstein" (1818). Then some 113 years later a movie of the same name was released, starring Boris Karloff as the good doctor's monster. A singer decided to do a song called "The Monster Mash" (1962), while spoofing Karloff's monstrous mannerisms and voice. Here's a few of the eerie lines:
"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash, he did the monster mash".
Because of the way he performed it, the artist was sometimes known by the nickname, "Boris". What was his real name?
6. In 1964 a singer came up with a song that had a formula for finding a rhyming name to match anyone's own name. Admittedly one of the silliest of all the silly songs it went on to "go gold", with sales of over a million copies.
It's called, "The Name Game", and it goes like this:
"Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!
Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!
Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name".
Who brought us this entertaining, if not elegant tune?
7. Remember when you were a kid and you couldn't leave the house without being given well-meaning safety advice by your parents? How many times did you hear "don't cross the street before looking both ways", and "don't ride your bike without a helmet"? Well in 1966 a singer gave us another bit of sage advice when he warned us, "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd". Who was the cautionary country crooner whose song started like this:
"You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to"?
8. If by chance you live in France you probably know that "J'ai vu maman embrasser le Père Noël" translates into English as "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". A holiday staple for over half a century, the song's tale is that of a young boy who happens to catch sight of his mama planting a wet one on his papa who is dressed as Jolly Old St. Nick. Do you remember the name of the traumatized teen who recorded it in 1952?
9. The novelty in our next tune is not so much in the wording, but rather in the performer who strummed his ukulele while singing it in his falsetto voice. Who was the shaggy haired singer who made us chuckle with his rendition of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" on late night TV shows in 1968?
10. I think you would agree that the first nine novelty songs would fit into the category of lighthearted, silly or downright funny. Sadly that is not true about our last song, which tells us about a tragic situation which resulted in the the death of a beloved family member, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". She had staggered away from the holiday festivities, and once her absence was noted everyone hoped for the best. Alas it was not to be, and the evidence surrounding the cause of her kickin' the bucket was indisputable, as the following lyrics tell us:
"When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back".
Who brought us this maudlin melody?
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