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Blackadder's Insults Part 1 Trivia Quiz

A quiz about the barbed tongue of 'Blackadder'. If you do badly then I guess 'your brain's so minute, that if a hungry cannibal cracked it open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small biscuit'.

A multiple-choice quiz by quogequox. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
quogequox

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
62,003

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
5

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
3 / 5

Plays
3553

Last 3 plays: Guest 81 (1/5), Phillox (1/5), Guest 82 (3/5).

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Question 1 of 5

1. 'God made man in his own image and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the world if God looked anything like like you...' Who? Hint

Percy

Melchett

The baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells

Baldrick

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Question 2 of 5

2. Who is 'the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 Best Disciple Competition'? Hint

Squadron Commander Flashheart

his brother Prince Henry

Sir Walter 'oh what a big ship I've got' Raleigh

the Scarlet Pimpernel

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Question 3 of 5

3. 'He's about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.' Who? Hint

General Melchett

Captain Redbeard Rum

Dr Johnson

Prime Minister Pitt

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Question 4 of 5

4. 'Baldrick may look like a monkey who's been put in a suit and then strategically shaved..' Why was he all dressed up? Hint

he is performing in a play

to tempt sailors at the wharf

running for the Seat of Dunny-on-Wold

he is the bridesmaid at Blackadder's wedding

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Question 5 of 5

5. Who rides a horse rather less well than another horse? Hint

Lord Percy

Captain Kevin Darling

Baldrick

King George III

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Most Recent Scores

Dec 08 2024 : Guest 81: 1/5
Dec 05 2024 : Phillox: 1/5
Nov 17 2024 : Guest 82: 3/5
Nov 05 2024 : pire8: 3/5
Nov 04 2024 : Guest 83: 2/5
Oct 29 2024 : Slapdash360: 3/5

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. 'God made man in his own image and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the world if God looked anything like like you...' Who?

Answer: Baldrick

Baldrick (of course). Series Two 'Bells' episode.

2. Who is 'the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 Best Disciple Competition'?

Answer: the Scarlet Pimpernel

Languishing in the French Ambassador's prison Black Adder has no expectation of the Scarlet Pimpernel rescuing him. Series Three episode 'Nob and Nobility'.

3. 'He's about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.' Who?

Answer: Prime Minister Pitt

Pitt the Elder, not to be confused with Pitt the Younger, Pitt the Toddler, Pitt the Embryo or even Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's eye!

4. 'Baldrick may look like a monkey who's been put in a suit and then strategically shaved..' Why was he all dressed up?

Answer: running for the Seat of Dunny-on-Wold

Baldrick wins the election but manages to vote the wrong way prompting BlackAdder to suggest if you want something done right kill Baldrick first.

5. Who rides a horse rather less well than another horse?

Answer: Lord Percy

He also would bore the leggings off the village idiot. His brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly. He might get by as a fool but he wouldn't know a joke if it jumped up and gave him a haircut. All reasons Blackadder removed him from his service in Series One Episode 'The Black Seal'.

Source: Author quogequox

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