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Buzby's Bumper 'Buffy' Quotes Quiz

More quotes from my favourite show. Do you know who said what, who they said it to, or when they said it?

A multiple-choice quiz by Buzby. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
Buzby

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
107,853

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
17 / 25

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4847

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

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Question 1 of 25

1. Who was heard uttering the line "I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies"? Hint

Willow

Cordelia

Buffy

Faith

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Question 2 of 25

2. Who said, "Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife-crisis transport"?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 3 of 25

3. Which Scooby said "No, no, no, no! No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms"? Hint

Tara

Buffy

Willow

Anya

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Question 4 of 25

4. Which two people had the following exchange; "She was...truly the finest of all of us." "Way better than me..." "Much, much better."
Hint

Xander and Oz

Giles and Xander

Angel and Xander

Riley and Xander

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Question 5 of 25

5. Who claimed to be "as impure as the driven yellow snow"?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 6 of 25

6. Who proudly claimed "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away"? Hint

Cordelia

Xander

Willow

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Question 7 of 25

7. In which episode did Giles say, "This is completely unprecedented. I'm quite flummoxed"? Hint

Lie To Me

What's My Line part 1

What's My Line part 2

Dead Man's Party

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Question 8 of 25

8. Who said "You know, I'm a little rusty when it comes to killing humans. It could take a while"? Hint

Spike

Angel

Giles

The Master

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Question 9 of 25

9. Who noted about themself, "I sort of test well. Which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs"?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 10 of 25

10. Who observed "If that girl had an original idea, her head would explode"? Hint

Cordelia

Willow

Buffy

Anya

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Question 11 of 25

11. Who said "This is all about me! Me, me, me"? Hint

Buffy

Anya

Cordelia

Xander

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Question 12 of 25

12. "I heard about this. People are talking. People are even talking to me." Who are people talking to? Hint

Angel

Xander

Spike

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Question 13 of 25

13. Who pointed out that "Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons"? Hint

Cordelia

Xander

Giles

Buffy

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Question 14 of 25

14. Who said "That's it. This has got to stop. It's time for me to act like a man. And hide"?

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 15 of 25

15. Who claimed "I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much." Hint

Spike

Cordelia

Xander

Harmony

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Question 16 of 25

16. Who said "I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were"? Hint

Anya

Willow

Buffy

Xander

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Question 17 of 25

17. Who said "We can't run, that would be wrong." and then asked "Could we hide"? Hint

Cordelia

Anya

Willow

Xander

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Question 18 of 25

18. When Xander said "What's wrong with you? Don't you know that she is the center of the universe...the rest of us merely revolve around her", who was the 'she' to whom he referred? Hint

Harmony

Buffy

Anya

Cordelia

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Question 19 of 25

19. In which episode did Giles tell Buffy "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'Let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture"? Hint

Go Fish

Reptile Boy

The Real Me

Giles never said this

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Question 20 of 25

20. Who claimed that "Good dogs don't bite"? Hint

Angel

Xander

Buffy

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Question 21 of 25

21. Who was heard to say "Cordelia wished for something? If it was a long and healthy life, I think she should get her money back"? Hint

Xander

Spike

Harmony

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Question 22 of 25

22. Who said "I was being patient, but it took too long"? Hint

Anya

Willow

Cordelia

Buffy

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Question 23 of 25

23. Who told Cordelia "your mouth is open, sound is coming from it; this is never good"? Hint

Xander

Giles

Angel

Buffy

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Question 24 of 25

24. Who asked "What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot"? Hint

Kendra

Xander

Giles

Spike

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Question 25 of 25

25. And finally, who boasted "I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath"?

Answer: (One Word)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who was heard uttering the line "I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies"?

Answer: Buffy

From the season two episode 'Some Assembly Required'. Giles and Xander are digging up a grave and Xander suggests "this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too."

2. Who said, "Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife-crisis transport"?

Answer: Spike

From the season six episode 'Tabula Rasa'. A spell gone wrong has caused the gang to lose their memories. Because they are both English, Spike and Giles think they are father and son.

3. Which Scooby said "No, no, no, no! No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms"?

Answer: Willow

From the season one episode 'Angel'. Buffy is trying to convince Willow to speak up about her feelings for Xander.

4. Which two people had the following exchange; "She was...truly the finest of all of us." "Way better than me..." "Much, much better."

Answer: Giles and Xander

From season three's 'Dopplegangland' when they believe Willow has been turned into a vampire.

5. Who claimed to be "as impure as the driven yellow snow"?

Answer: Spike

From the season five episode 'Intervention'. Glory's minions captured Spike, believing him to be The Key. Glory said that he couldn't be The Key, because The Key was pure. She knew that Spike was a vampire and said that vampires were not pure.

6. Who proudly claimed "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away"?

Answer: Xander

From the season one episode 'The Witch'. Xander is reacting to Buffy's comment "I just don't like putting you guys in danger".

7. In which episode did Giles say, "This is completely unprecedented. I'm quite flummoxed"?

Answer: What's My Line part 2

The unprecedented situation that had Giles flummoxed was the appearance of Kendra, meaning that there were two slayers.

8. Who said "You know, I'm a little rusty when it comes to killing humans. It could take a while"?

Answer: Angel

Angel, threatening Willy the Snitch in the season two episode 'What's My Line part one'.

9. Who noted about themself, "I sort of test well. Which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs"?

Answer: Oz

From the season two episode 'What's My Line part 2'. Oz then reveals to Willow that his ambition is to play "E flat, diminished 9th". According to Oz "The E flat's do-able, but it's that diminished 9th ... that's a man's chord. You could lose a finger."

10. Who observed "If that girl had an original idea, her head would explode"?

Answer: Anya

Anya talking about Harmony in season three's 'The Wish'. This was Anya's first episode.

11. Who said "This is all about me! Me, me, me"?

Answer: Cordelia

From the season one episode 'Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight'. Xander then says "Wow, for once she's right".

12. "I heard about this. People are talking. People are even talking to me." Who are people talking to?

Answer: Angel

From the season three episode 'Gingerbread'. People are talking about the two murdered children.

13. Who pointed out that "Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons"?

Answer: Giles

From the season one episode 'The Pack'. Xander and a group of students have been possessed by the spirit of Hyenas. Giles is sceptical at first, thinking that rather than being possessed, Xander is simply turning into a sixteen year old boy.

14. Who said "That's it. This has got to stop. It's time for me to act like a man. And hide"?

Answer: Xander

From the season two episode 'Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered'. Xander gets Amy to do a love spell, but it goes wrong and the entire female population of Sunnydale (except Cordelia - who the spell was supposed to be for) falls madly in love with Xander.

15. Who claimed "I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much."

Answer: Spike

Spike, on being asked to fight Olaf the troll in season five's 'Triangle'.

16. Who said "I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were"?

Answer: Buffy

From the season two episode 'Phases'. This is the episode where Oz first becomes a werewolf.

17. Who said "We can't run, that would be wrong." and then asked "Could we hide"?

Answer: Willow

From the season two episode 'School Hard'. Willow is trying to find a way round Buffy facing Spike on the night of St. Vigeous.

18. When Xander said "What's wrong with you? Don't you know that she is the center of the universe...the rest of us merely revolve around her", who was the 'she' to whom he referred?

Answer: Cordelia

From the season one episode 'Nightmares'. Xander was talking to Wendell who had been (shock, horror, gasp) standing in Cordelia's light!

19. In which episode did Giles tell Buffy "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'Let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture"?

Answer: Reptile Boy

From the season two episode 'Reptile Boy' where Buffy and Cordelia almost became sacrifices to the half-man half-reptile demon Machida.

20. Who claimed that "Good dogs don't bite"?

Answer: Angel

From the season one episode 'Angel'. This was the episode in which Buffy found out that Angel was a vampire.

21. Who was heard to say "Cordelia wished for something? If it was a long and healthy life, I think she should get her money back"?

Answer: Oz

From the season three episode 'The Wish'. Cordelia had wished that Buffy never came to Sunnydale, so Anyanka created an alternate reality in which the master had risen, and Willow and Xander were vampires.

22. Who said "I was being patient, but it took too long"?

Answer: Anya

On wanting to announce her engagement to Xander in the season six episode 'Bargaining'.

23. Who told Cordelia "your mouth is open, sound is coming from it; this is never good"?

Answer: Buffy

From the season two episode 'When She Was Bad'. Buffy is not quite herself following her death at the hands of The Master at the end of season one.

24. Who asked "What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot"?

Answer: Spike

From the season four episode 'Doomed'. Spike is excited to discover that despite the chip in his head, he can still hurt demons.

25. And finally, who boasted "I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath"?

Answer: Xander

From the season one episode 'Angel'. According to Willow "It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor".

Source: Author Buzby

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