David's Season 4 Trivia Quiz

Answer: False

David actually thinks Arthur is asexual. Keith is the one who thinks Arthur is gay. He says that asexual people are asexual because they do not want to "come out of the closet". Later Claire informs David that their mother had something going on with Arthur.

Answer: $38,000

Claire is finally inspired to pick up her camera after months of not working. David finds her inspiration distasteful, but concedes when she mentions they may need insurance photos. Later in this episode David gets intimate with the plumber that fixes the problem.

Answer: Michaela, Barb's daughter

Steffani Brass plays Lisa and Nate's niece Michaela Woodworth. She takes a liking to David in the season opener. When Nate sends Maya on her way for the Legoland vacation, Michaela hands him a book for David.

Answer: Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers

"Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" is a real book written by Mary Roach. All of these choices are real books.
A quote from the publisher W.W. Norton and Company:
"Stiff is an oddly compelling, often hilarious exploration of the strange lives of our bodies postmortem. For two thousand years, cadavers-some willingly, some unwittingly-have been involved in science's boldest strides and weirdest undertakings. In this fascinating account, Mary Roach visits the good deeds of cadavers over the centuries and tells the engrossing story of our bodies when we are no longer with them."

Answer: No

They were eating breakfast when David calls Keith a "big whore". He cannot get over Keith, of all people, not being clear about his sexuality right from the word go. Later in this episode, "Can I Come Up Now?", Keith admits he likes that the other guards think he is straight. And, at the same time it also makes him feel like an insecure teenager for evening caring at all.

While David insists Keith be honest at first, after Jennifer's dad's funeral he has changed his mind.

Answer: True

The title of this episode, "That's My Dog", revolves around David's encounter with this drug addict, played by Michael Weston. This man cons David into driving him to a gas station, buying a gas can and gasoline, and then he attacks him at the next ATM location and forces him to withdraw $400 out of the ATM. Hours of kidnapping, physical and emotional abuse, and forced drug use occur for David.

In the end, he believes this crazy addict will kill him, and parts of his life flash before him. This event starts David on a downward slide into rage.

Answer: neti pot

Here is the description from http://www.sinus-solution.com/components.html
Neti Pot;
Shaped like Aladdin's lamp, it is approximately 7 inches long, 2 inches high and 3 inches wide. This vessel has an opening on top for filling with salt and water and a spout for gently rinsing the solution through the nasal passages.

Dr. Mehmet Oz swears by one, as seen on "Oprah".

Answer: Sarge

Josh Stamberg plays Sarge, the one time paint ball three way of David and Keith (episode "Tears, Bones and Desire"). He was on Keith's team in paint ball, came to their house afterward, and created a three way between them. In this episode Sarge calls a number he finds in his wallet, just to see whose it is. And though David had expressed to Keith that he no longer wanted an open relationship, he has Sarge come over and they have sex.

Afterward, David reacts violently when Sarge wants to leave. Sarge handles David firmly, but kindly.

Answer: eating

This was in "Grinding the Corn". David asks if it was Javier that Keith had sex with, and when he finds out it was Celeste he says,
"Celeste is a woman.. isn't she?" This prompts David's insecurities and he has a dream that he himself has breasts.

Answer: $225

Waterford crystal is a nice gift as a wedding present, but Keith would rather get another item on Terry's registry. He suggests the $30 garlic press as an alternative. David smiles, but refuses to go with the less expensive gift.

Answer: Rainbow Kids

David found the entire idea of such a place condescending. He found it awful that a gay couple had to have what amounted to a gay adoption agency. I could see his point, but truthfully David was way too wound up. He was still holding in a lot of rage from his kidnapping and brutal beating.

Answer: A Chinese baby girl

He fantasizes that "someone Chinese" must have left her for them to raise, inside his cupboard. When he snaps out of it he reports back to Keith that all they have is couscous.

Answer: Roger Pasquese

He actually bites the man's earring out of his ear. This man sues David for damages in the amount of $500,000.00, and eventually settles for Keith as payment in full. Matt Malloy plays Roger, the Hollywood big wig who likes his "big black cop" fantasy. Matt has also been in "Charmed", "Law and Order", "Armageddon", "Changing Lanes" and the 2004 version of "The Stepford Wives".

AleXANDER Harris was played by Nicholas Brenden on "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" for seven seasons, Eric Sinclair is a vampire from Mary Janice Davidson's "Undead" book series, and Derik is one of Davidson's werewolves from her "Wyndham" series.

Answer: He is cooking

David is scared he'll be sued and they'll lose everything. Keith reminds him that due to their inability to legally marry, Roger cannot touch Keith's assets. So, if David does lose it all, they will still have a full life. Little did they know right at that moment, but it was a more personal asset of Keith's that settled the debt with Roger.

Answer: True

The police matched up finger prints and needed David to identify the man in custody.