"Fortune Cookie" and "Dear John" Quiz

Answer: An elephant types them.

An elephant sits in a room full of cookies and types whatever he wants. All the other fortunes we hear from him are considerably more positive, like "The birds of happiness will sing songs of good will on your doorstep."

Answer: Mega-Spin

He is dubbed "Mr. Lucky" and has a short surge of popularity. The prize for winning Mega-Spin is a new house.

Answer: Bad luck and misfortune

Rocko and Heffer get positive fortunes, but Filburt gets "Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity". When Filburt gets more cookies later, they all say the same thing, except the word "extreme" appears in front of "misfortune".

Answer: An airplane falls on his house.

He's followed by cats, breaks mirrors in a mirror shop, walks under a ladder, and when he gets to Rocko's house, it rains only over the house, which eventually collapses after the door keeps falling down. In the U.K., black cats are a sign of good luck, whereas in the U.S. where the show is set, they are considered bad luck.

Answer: Yes

When he spins the wheel, the wheel comes off its foundation and rolls through O-Town, causing mass destruction. Amazingly, when the wheel comes to a stop, it lands on the one tiny "Win" wedge. Though he's destroyed the whole town, he gets his new trailer!

Mega-Spin's host is Chuck Roast, a shark.

Answer: A satellite crashes into it.

And just before he's to host a party! A government satellite (which is just a weather balloon, of course) destroys his kitchen and the government refuse to pay for the damage. In the previous episode "Fortune Cookie", his house was completely destroyed during Filbert's run of bad luck, but in true cartoon form, it's back to normal now and ready for more trashing.

Answer: I Can Probably Fix That

Bob Bucky Taylor is the host, but he knows nothing about tools and building. His brilliant assistant does all the work. Bucky is a beaver, Canada's national animal, which is fitting because he also has a Canadian accent.

Answer: Get a foot massage from an aluminum siding salesman

Along with talking about hammers with experts and seeing the latest lawn ornaments, you can get a massage. That always sounded so random to me. Rocko goes because he has a chance to win a fully-installed kitchen on a game show.

Answer: A spoon

Despite the show's name, contestants don't win the whole kitchen in one day. Rocko has to win every day all summer to get the whole kitchen. The show's host is Bob Twitchen. There seems to be a rhyming pattern with game show hosts on this series.

Answer: Bathrooms

After following the instructions in "Kitchens and Bathrooms", Rocko and Heffer only realize when it's finished that, instead of remodeling the kitchen, they turned the kitchen into a bathroom. So, they get Bucky's team to fix it. Being bathroom-obsessed, Bucky turns every room into a bathroom, and Rocko throws him out of the house. Rocko decides to throw a bathroom-themed party and asks everyone to wear towels.

This episode reveals that Rocko has a ballroom, even though we never see such a room in the rest of the show.