Homeland Insecurity Trivia Quiz

Answer: slams his hand in the car door

Tuttle, a neighbor of the Smiths, is the type that loves to talk to everyone and ask how they are doing; Stan finds this particularly infuriating. At the episode's beginning, Stan is driving around the neighborhood waiting for Tuttle to stop watering his lawn and go in his house so Stan will not have to be roped into a conversation. Unluckily for him, he runs out of gas right in front of his house. Tuttle immediately runs up and asks how everyone is doing. Stan says he can't talk because he just slammed his hand in the car door, and AFTER that actually slams his hand in the car door.

Answer: had an abortion

Francine is upset that she does not have any friends and gets into an argument with Stan about it. She believes that Stan's background checks and security clearances are to blame, and brings up this night to illustrate her point. Stan, Francine, and the other couple are laughing and having fun playing their game, when all of a sudden, Stan randomly turns to the other woman and says, "So Laura, you had an abortion in college." Laura promptly runs out the door crying.

Answer: Spider

When Stan brings Steve to become a Ranger, the other Rangers appear polite and morally upright, but when Stan leaves, they immediately bring out the beer, cigarettes, obscene posters, and other forms of entertainment they have. One of the Rangers pops a cigarette out of his mouth and yells out, "Hey Spider, beer me." A beer promptly flies into his hand from off screen.

Answer: mace

When the block party is about to start, Stan is preparing to protect the neighborhood from the Memaris. (He assumes they're terrorists based solely on the fact that they're Iranian.) He is in a room upstairs with Steve and Klaus, in his underwear, with weapons strapped all over his body.

When Klaus says there might be room in Stan's underwear, Stan says there isn't and pulls out the mace to prove it.

Answer: cheese

At the party, Bob walks up to Stan and offers him a cheese platter. Stan takes it and says he will put it on the international table, but simply throws it into the trash nearby. Not seeing these and other things Stan does, Francine actually thinks he is being fun. That is, of course, until Stan sees smoke from a gazebo fire in the distance.

He immediately assumes the Memaris have just performed a terrorist attack, fires his guns into the air, and orders everyone into their homes.

Answer: Tic Tacs

Stan's obsession with finding proof that the Memaris are terrorists leads him to pose as Linda's gynecologist. Shortly after Stan enters the office, a black screen appears and a flap opens in the middle of the screen; the camera view is inside some sort of container looking up at Stan. Stan starts rummaging around inside the container and says, "I wish Francine kept hers this clean." He shortly thereafter pulls out some Tic Tacs, which causes Linda to yell out, "Doctor!" The camera view then returns to the office to reveal that Stan has been rummaging around in Linda's purse, the reasons for which Linda asks for, but the next scene begins before they are given.

Answer: Patriot Act

Stan lures the Memaris to his backyard under the guise of apologizing to them by the pool. As soon as they step into the backyard, though, Stan shuts the back door, and the camera shots that follow show electric fencing topped with barbed wire surrounding the yard. Bob shouts at Stan that he can't do this, to which Stan's response is, "The United States Patriot Act says I can."

Answer: neighborhood

Despite the fact that it's 2:00 in the afternoon, Stan tries to deprive the Memaris of sleep. He taunts them from the rooftop by saying that it would be nice to feel the Sandman's embrace, but ends up putting himself to sleep in the process. He falls off the roof into the front yard, but immediately wakes up and jumps to his feet, to find Haley leading everyone in town towards the backyard/detainment center.

This is when he says his line, and Haley demands the Memaris be released.

Answer: Mikey

After the Straight Ranger threaten Steve's life for wanting to leave, he and Roger try to ride away on their bicycle and lose their pursuers. Steve ends up crashing into the town's electrical transformer, sending Roger into a bush next to it. While he is in there, Roger goes to the bathroom because of a burrito he was eating during the chase. Later that night, two electricians come to fix the transformer; the one we hear is named Mikey finds what Roger left while investigating.

While telling his partner Jim that they're rich, he gets bludgeoned to death by Jim who uses Roger's gold.

Answer: Lynndie England

England was the woman who had her photo taken in the Abu Ghraib prison with a cigarette in her mouth pointing at the genitals of nude Iraqi POWs. Towards the end of this episode, Stan thinks he is a terrorist, and tortures himself in his tool shed. Francine goes in to talk some sense into Stan, who has several gashes, a black eye, and is about to burn himself with a cigarette. Francine takes it from him and manages to restore some sanity to Stan.

A neighbor then comes in to take a picture of the hosts of the "terrorist detainment camp" theme party (as ruse cooked up by Haley). Stan says he looks hideous and put a paper bag over his head. Francine puts the cigarette she took from Stan in her mouth, points at his groin, and the picture is taken (a la Ms. England).