'M*A*S*H' - 'Aid Station' Trivia Quiz

Answer: Mashed potatoes

Proving once again that he is willing to take one for the team, Radar nearly single-handedly takes care of the 4077th's allotment of flaked potatoes. Trapper and Hawkeye are dually impressed by the potatoes on Radar's plate. Hawkeye refers to the two mounds as 'potato falsies'. As if to thank him for the attention, Radar offers to finish Hawkeye's food, too!

Answer: A surgeon has been killed

Particularly, it's an 'I' Company aid station that has lost a surgeon. Until a replacement can be brought in, the 4077th has been asked to provide a cutter, a scrub nurse and a corpsman. Ah, but who will volunteer?

Answer: Yes

Dear, brave Margaret offers her services immediately, she would never put any of her nurses at risk in place of herself. All of the doctors remain mum, and for good reason!

Answer: Sausages

If the sausages at that morning's breakfast are good for anything, it's for just this type of activity. One sausage is shorter than the other two, and all three are placed neatly in a bedpan. Trapper and Frank are the first two to draw, and they both select full sausages. Pack those bags, Hawkeye!

Answer: True

Poor Klinger, he doesn't even have any choice in the matter. The impressive thing is that Klinger shows no fear. Rather, he goes through his women's clothing, letting Radar know who should receive each item in the case that he is killed during the mission.

Answer: Nursing

Margaret claims herself to be an army brat, her father an army colonel and her mother a nurse. She claims that she was 'conceived on maneuvers'. Margaret followed in her mother's footsteps by becoming an army nurse herself.

Answer: Brothel

Hawkeye seems rather flippant considering the serious mission he has been engaged to undertake. In addition to the mockery of his own will, Hawkeye also jests with Trapper about his 'fidelity'. He insists that Trapper cannot go out with other doctors while he's gone. Trapper responds that Hawkeye should knock several times before entering the Swamp when he returns.

Answer: Snow White and Grumpy

Klinger is Grumpy and Radar is Snow White, not sure how happy Radar is about that proposition. He seems more concerned about Klinger here, though. Klinger complains that the enemy is 'exploding live shells'. Their phone conversation is cut short, creating a great deal of worry for Radar and the others at the 4077th.

Answer: God Bless America

An annoyed Trapper barks at Frank, '14 choruses of God Bless America is enough'. Frank's whistling and teeth flossing are just masking his nervousness. Soon enough, Radar arrives at the Swamp, very lonely. Despite Frank's protestations, Trapper generously allows Radar to take Hawkeye's bunk.

Henry soon follows, looking for a nightcap. They're all very concerned about their mates at the aid station.

Answer: The Army Goes Rolling Along

Also called 'The Army Song', 'The Army Goes Rolling Along' features the lyrics:

'Over hill, over dale
As we hit the dusty trail,
And the Caissons go rolling along.
In and out, hear them shout,
Counter march and right about,
And the Caissons go rolling along.'

Hawkeye takes the opportunity during a moment of quiet to let Margaret know that she is his favorite officer in the U.S. Army. Klinger seconds that, telling Hot Lips that she's 'aces'.

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