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Quotes from "Scrubs" Trivia Quiz

One-liners, put-downs, monologues, and witty quips abound on the show "Scrubs." I tell you what, you tell me who.

A multiple-choice quiz by hitachi. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
hitachi

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
87,683

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
10 / 15

Plays
5045

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Question 1 of 15

1. "Dude, be whiter."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 2 of 15

2. "Eisenhower...was a sissy." Hint

J.D.

Dr. Kelso

Dr. Cox

Dr. Steadman

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Question 3 of 15

3. "Carla...I...shouldn't have told Dr. Kelso on you." Hint

Elliot

Turk

J.D.

Carla

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Question 4 of 15

4. "Geez, J.D., would you be a man? Lookit, if you can't stick to your convictions, you'll never make it as a doctor." Hint

Jordan

Dr. Cox

Carla

The Janitor

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Question 5 of 15

5. "You seem unhappy...I like that."
Hint

Dr. Cox

The Janitor

Jordan

Dr. Steadman

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Question 6 of 15

6. "I miss you so much it hurts, sometimes." Hint

Hal

Carla

Dr Cox

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Question 7 of 15

7. "Yeah, but with dialysis, you could live another...eighty or ninety years." Hint

Elliot

Carla

The Janitor

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Question 8 of 15

8. "What in the name of 'Are ya there, God, it's me Margaret' were you thinking?"

Answer: (1 word, last name only)

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Question 9 of 15

9. "I want you to do a wallet biopsy on her, and if the insurance doesn't check out, I want her back to the nursing home before she so much as gums down a single fruit cup." Hint

Dr. Kelso

Jordan

Dr. Cox

Dr. Steadman

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Question 10 of 15

10. "A tee or some tea, sir? [he holds up a thermos] because I brought both."
Hint

Dr. Steadman

Turk

J.D.

Elliot

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Question 11 of 15

11. "Is there anybody up there...up there...up there...up there....? I'm all alone down here...here...here...! It's cold. I'm frightened!" Hint

Elliot

The Janitor

J.D.

Turk

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Question 12 of 15

12. "But, gosh, Huckleberry, I sure hope we can go down to the river sometime and race frogs!"
Hint

Dr. Cox

The Janitor

Dr. Kelso

Jordan

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Question 13 of 15

13. What does J.D. say after thinking this: "The tension actually hurts. You have to break it, say something, anything!"

Answer: (One or Two Word(s))

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Question 14 of 15

14. "Doctor Cox, you can't really trust those things. When I was nine I asked mine if I should crack it open and drink the fluid inside. I puked blue for like three days."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 15 of 15

15. "Doctor Dorian, I understand you might need a refresher course in hospital safety. This is a syringe. When filled with infected blood where is the last place you might want to stick it?" Hint

Elliot

Jordan

Dr. Cox

Dr. Kelso

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Dude, be whiter."

Answer: Turk

J.D. had just said, quietly "You know how I'm totally down with the rap music?" (From the episode "My First Day")

2. "Eisenhower...was a sissy."

Answer: Dr. Cox

He was checking the subconscious of a 92-year-old with full dementia. (From the episode "My First Day")

3. "Carla...I...shouldn't have told Dr. Kelso on you."

Answer: Elliot

Carla forgot to check out the stats on a patient, and Elliot told Dr. Kelso. In this episode, we see several examples of how Elliot puts her foot in her mouth constantly. She jokes to Turk about Jehovah's Witnesses, only to find out his mother is one. (From the episode "My Mentor")

4. "Geez, J.D., would you be a man? Lookit, if you can't stick to your convictions, you'll never make it as a doctor."

Answer: Dr. Cox

J.D. has worried all day about a patient he likes who refuses to stop smoking. At Cox's suggestion, he doesn't hound the patient about it, but accepts it. When J.D. finally releases the patient, Cox asks if he has said anything again to the patient about the smoking and J.D. say no.

The above is Cox's reply, which makes J.D.'s head explode with frustration. (From the episode "My Mentor")

5. "You seem unhappy...I like that."

Answer: The Janitor

Another jab at J.D. from the evil janitor. (From the episode "My Best Friend's Mistake")

6. "I miss you so much it hurts, sometimes."

Answer: JD

Eerily, J.D. was talking to Turk. J.D. had just told himself "Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl, for once." If only he would listen to his own thoughts occasionally. (From the episode "My Best Friend's Mistake")

7. "Yeah, but with dialysis, you could live another...eighty or ninety years."

Answer: JD

This was JD's reply to Mrs. Tanner when she said, "Sweetie, I'm seventy-four years old, I'm ready to go." She dies at the end of the episode. (From the episode "My Old Lady")

8. "What in the name of 'Are ya there, God, it's me Margaret' were you thinking?"

Answer: Cox

Dr. Kelso decides who lives and dies based on who has insurance. Dr. Cox knows this, and so asks to do a procedure on a Mrs. Martinez (loaded with insurance, but unfortunately dead) that he is really going to perform on another patient who can't pay.

In his innocence, J.D. tells Dr. Kelso that Mrs. Martinez is dead. This oversight illicits the above quote. (From the episode "My Two Dads")

9. "I want you to do a wallet biopsy on her, and if the insurance doesn't check out, I want her back to the nursing home before she so much as gums down a single fruit cup."

Answer: Dr. Kelso

The above quote is further commentary on Dr. Kelso's bottom-line mentality. (From the episode "My Two Dads")

10. "A tee or some tea, sir? [he holds up a thermos] because I brought both."

Answer: Dr. Steadman

According to J.D., Dr. Steadman is a "first-class teacher's pet." He's also Dr. Kelso's golfing buddy. (From the episode "My Two Dads")

11. "Is there anybody up there...up there...up there...up there....? I'm all alone down here...here...here...! It's cold. I'm frightened!"

Answer: The Janitor

One of his attempts to spook J.D. (From the episode "My Bad")

12. "But, gosh, Huckleberry, I sure hope we can go down to the river sometime and race frogs!"

Answer: Jordan

We are introduced to Dr. Cox's cruelly sardonic ex-wife: Jordan Sullivan. J.D. naively suggests they don't see each other anymore, not realizing that she was just playing him anyway. (From the episode "My Bad")

13. What does J.D. say after thinking this: "The tension actually hurts. You have to break it, say something, anything!"

Answer: Bananahammock

This was J.D.'s response to a Jordan Sullivan and Dr. Cox standoff. (From the episode "My Own Personal Jesus")

14. "Doctor Cox, you can't really trust those things. When I was nine I asked mine if I should crack it open and drink the fluid inside. I puked blue for like three days."

Answer: Turk

Turk and Cox biologically are on the same bathroom schedule, and their banter becomes more and more outrageous. We soon find out that Cox has it for Carla, and is jealous of Turk. (From the episode "My Drug Buddy")

15. "Doctor Dorian, I understand you might need a refresher course in hospital safety. This is a syringe. When filled with infected blood where is the last place you might want to stick it?"

Answer: Dr. Kelso

J.D.'s reply "In my arm." Kelso is merciless. ("My Sacrificial Clam")

Source: Author hitachi

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