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1. "Listen, if you're having trouble finding a vein for an IV, please don't page me. If you're desperate, we're lucky: this is a city hospital, there are plenty of heroin addicts who are quite adept at this."
2. "Ahh, new Janitor uniforms, top priority! Right up there with silk jammies for the patients and a cat door for the ICU."
3. "My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a basic fear of intimacy. But I just think it's just because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous."
4. "I'm having second thoughts about our giant nanny. She's lovely and all, but every time the fridge is empty, she looks at our son like he's a plate of ribs."
5. "By the by? This moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments."
6. "If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 911 in the nude because my pants would already be off."
7. "'Enjoy' is such a strong word. I... I'm used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism. But you don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?"
8. "I'd let her give me a bath. I don't care if my mom was watching."
9. "Why is your Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?"
10. "You kids use the word 'hate' so much that I have to find a new word to describe how I feel about others. Hmmm... I mega-loathe you all."
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summergirl10
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