Who Said This? Trivia Quiz

Answer: Drew

This quote was taken from the episode "Cap-beer-chino". It originally aired on April 2nd 1997 on ABC. Kate discovers that someone has marketed another coffee-flavored beer, Cap-Beer-Cino. The man behind the product, Chris Vanderkamp, played by Ed Begley Jr., shows up at the Warsaw to try to sell Cap-Beer-Cino to the bar.

He freely admits that he stole the idea from Buzz Beer, but has received assurances from his lawyers that he is in the clear.

Answer: Mrs. Wick

Mrs. Maggie Wick was played by Richard Chamberlain! This quote is from the episode "The Curse of the Mummy" which premiered on January 16th, 2002 on ABC. Mrs. Wick tried to sleep with Drew in order to get her son's job back. Drew replied "Really? Was one of them Elton John?"

Answer: Milan

This episode, "Daddy Dearest", first aired on March 20th 2002 on ABC. Milan Mercer, played by Jessica Cauffiel, said this to Drew when she went to his house for the first time. Lewis and Oswald both creeped her out - Lewis by making vampire sucking noises close to her, and Oswald limping out the door saying, "I'm off to the morgue to get another human liver".

Answer: Kate

This quote is from the episode "Kate Works for Drew", which first aired on January 12th 2000 on ABC. Drew's workload is too heavy, and Mr. Soulard allows him to hire an assistant. At the same time, Kate loses her job as Mrs. Louder's assistant. Kate's draconian methods prove very effective.

However, she quickly goes on a power trip and has the entire store at her mercy. Drew suggests she take a couple of sick days off, but she declined.

Answer: Oswald

Taken from the episode "I Dishonestly Love You", first airing on February 16th 2000 on ABC, Lewis and Oswald try to pick up women at the "Warsaw" who have previously rejected them. They try their best, but are rejected once again. This was one of Oswald's pick-up lines.

Answer: Mrs. Carey

Marion Ross, who played Mrs. Cunningham on "Happy Days", played Drew's mother. This particular episode was entitled "Drew's Inheritance". It premiered on October 25th 2000. Mrs. Carey almost forced Drew and Kate to get married, but Kate pointed out that only a Catholic priest could marry her to Drew.

Answer: Drew

This quote was from the episode "Drew Can't Carey a Tune", originally airing on December 6th 2000. Drew, in an apparent sucking up case, had just donated money to his new boss Mr. Nichols' church. He sings well in some episodes, but can't in others. I just don't get it...

Answer: Mimi

This quote is from the second half of "Drew Carey's Back-to-School Rock 'n' Roll Comedy Hour", airing first on September 26th 2001 on ABC. Peter Frampton, having just performed "You Had To Be There", runs into Mimi, who was a old flame. Peter didn't get over the fact the she left him.

Answer: Lewis

This quote was taken from the episode "Two Weddings and a Funeral for a Refrigerator" which originally aired on March 4th 1998 on ABC. Drew was trying to unload the refrigerator and hopefully try and restart the dying machine. That's when Lewis, Kate and Oswald walked in.

Answer: Evan

This is a quote from "Drew Tries Hot Salsa", premiering on December 6th 2002 on ABC. Evan was upset that someone stole or pirated his software program. He put very hard work into that program, and considered it his "baby".

Answer: Drew

The episode this quote was taken from is entitled "Drew and the Conspiracy" and it premiered on September 23rd 1998 on ABC. Drew is a little miffed at three coworkers who hate him are playing cruel pranks on him, like weakening his pencil points. Drew and Kate are at Drew's house, and Kate threw a piece of cheese on the floor.

Answer: Larry

"Brotherhood of Man" provided this quote. The episode originally aired on May 26th 1999 on ABC. Drew and Mimi were scared about the new owner of Winfred-Louder, from the Netherlands, especially since he had a reputation for being strict. However, Larry showed that he wasn't about to be intimidated.

Answer: Mr. Wick

The quote was taken from the episode "Beer Ball" which first aired on May 3rd 2000 on ABC. Drew and the gang compete against Mr. Wick's team, lead by Mimi, at the company softball game. They had rules like if someone got to first base, they had to drink a cup of beer. Thus everyone was getting more and more drunk. Mr. Wick scolded his team saying "Wait a minute! This is my team, and I don't want my players - especially the women - getting all hot, sweaty and drunk. Oh, wait a minute - yes, I do. I'm off to buy a van with tinted windows!"

Answer: Jack

Grant Shaud played Jack in the episode "The Devil, You Say", which originally aired on October 30th, 1996 on ABC. Kate had told Jack that she was a virgin, but that all fell through when Drew played pool against Jack for Kate's soul and then revealed that Kate was not indeed a virgin, but quite the opposite in fact.

Answer: Drew

"The Drew Carey Show" ran for nine seasons, generating 233 episodes. Many people were sad to see it go. This quote comes from "Pilot". The show premiered on September 13th 1995 on ABC. Drew had forced Oswald into asking Drew how his day was.