Impossibly Difficult "Final Fantasy 7" Quiz

Answer: TEIOH and Joe

No matter what kind of chocobo you have, TEIOH is always better than it. You can't change that, but it IS possible to beat him.

Answer: HoneyBee Inn

Cait Sith is actually a man named Reeve. He works in the Shinra building.

Answer: He doesn't have a real daughter.

Marlene is actually the daughter of Dyne. Dyne and Barrett were best friends until their village got destroyed. When in the Desert Prison, Dyne and Barrett fight. When the fight is over, Dyne commits suicide.

Answer: 3 times

After the big fight between Dyne and Barrett, Dyne throws Barrett a Star Pendant. This allows one person to race a Chocobo.

Answer: Sushi Plate, Korean B.B.Q., and Today's Special

It doesn't matter which choice of food you make, but if after you eat it you say, "It was all right.", then they will give you a coupon for the Pharmacy. Go to the Pharmacy and choose to get the digestive. Then go to the bar and you will see someone in the bathroom. Choose to give her medicine and she will give you "sexy cologne". You can also get "bikini briefs" and "lingerie" from the HoneyBee Inn. Also, if you go up to the room at the top of the screen, there is a girl there who will put makeup on you. If you beat Big Bro in squats, then you should get a "Blonde Wig".

There is a store with a man lying down on the counter. Talk to him and he'll ask you to see what's in the vending machine at the inn. Go to the inn, and in the middle of the night you will wake up and go to the vending machine. Buy the one for 200 gil and go back to the man on the counter.

He'll give you a "Diamond Tiara". When you talk to the dressmaker in the bar, tell him you want a dress that: is soft AND that shimmers. You should get a "Satin Dress". If you have done all these things, then Don Corneo will choose you as his date.

Answer: Interrupted by Fireworks

"Melody of Life" is the song that Garnet/Dagger sings in "Final Fantasy 9", "Sometimes You Can't Make it on your Own" is by U2, and "Firefly" is a song on "DDR Extreme".

Answer: Peacemaker, Vincent

Vincent is a former member of the Turks. He was in love with a woman named Lucrecia, who gave birth to Sephiroth, thanks to Hojo and his "Jenova cells". Once you have the submarine or a green/black/gold chocobo, you can reach Lucrecia's cave, which is located behind a waterfall. You can get Vincent's final limit and his best weapon.

Answer: 5

The 5 Turks that are listed are: Reno, Rude, Tseng, Elena, and Vincent. Even though Vincent is a former Turks, and Tseng dies, they are still listed.

Answer: 2

You can only fight 4 of the Weapons. However, only Ruby and Emerald are optional. You HAVE to fight Diamond and Ultimate.

Answer: 0

Weapon is killed by the Sister Ray at Junon, you have to fight Diamond before it is killed by the Sister Ray at Midgar, you have to fight Ultimate Weapon at Mideel, and both Ruby and Emerald are both optional. However, you never HAVE to kill any of them.