I Do Sell Camels. One Hump or Two? Quiz

Answer: The two humped camel comes from Central Asia

There are two types of camel, Dromedary (one hump) and Bactrian (two humps). The Dromedary is found in the Middle East and parts of Africa, while the Bactrian is native to Central Asia. No matter where they come from camels provide transport, milk, and meat. When they moult their coat provides material used in textiles. Contrary to popular myth their humps do not contain water for times of drought, they are in fact fatty deposits.

The place that both species can be found living wild is Australia. Many were imported into Australia in the 19th century to transport construction materials. When motorised transport came along in the 20th century and replaced them they were released into the wild, where they have thrived. Their numbers have risen to such an extent that they pose a threat to native wildlife and culls now have to be carried out.

Answer: Frog

Possibly not the next hot fashion item, the frog purse or wallet is made from the entire body of a frog. The skin is treated so that it resembles leather. They even come in a variety of colours. A key ring or strings are then attached so you can keep it with you always.

The Philippines has many native frog species, some of which are endangered. It also has introduced invasive species which have no protection, such as the Giant Marine Toad and the Cane Toad. These larger invasive species are the ones trapped and used to make souvenir goods.

Answer: Poo

Sichuan is home to the giant panda breeding project. This is open to visitors as the money they spend helps fund this important work. Souvenirs are, of course, an important part of the visit. Panda poo is dried and sanitised and then turned into picture frames, sculptures, other small items. As it is around 90% digested bamboo this isn't as disgusting as it sounds. There is no aroma at all, and you would never know from looking at the items that they were made from this. The big high spot of a visit here has to be cuddling baby pandas - who could resist that? You definitely can't bring one of those home though.

This area of China was hit by the 2008 earthquake, and the staff at the centre showed massive dedication to their precious charges, ensuring that they were safe and cared for.

Answer: Kangaroo

Think of Australia and wildlife and you think of the kangaroo. These marsupials are prolific all over the continent, and their numbers are kept under control by the Government. Souvenir shops all over the country sell items made from them. Bookmarks, purses, tobacco pouches, even a kangaroo paw back scratcher. Kangaroo meat is exported to many other countries. It is a high protein, low fat meat and, when minced, can be a beef substitute.

The harvesting of kangaroos is carried out only by licenced hunters who have a strict code of practice to adhere to.

Answer: Tank

The old Soviet Union has tanks to spare. If you make your way to Ukraine there is an old military facility there full of tanks that give every appearance of having been there since the break up of the Soviet Union. In fact Russian tanks can be picked up from the Russian military themselves. They are all checked over, painted, parts renewed where necessary, and shipped out by train. They can also be bought here in the UK from various militaria sales places.

It is perfectly legal in the UK to own and even operate a tank provided the gun does not work. However, using it to drive over the top of traffic jams is generally frowned upon.

Answer: Shouting vase

The shouting vase is a terracotta item. The top fits over your mouth, you shout into it, your anger is contained in the bulbous middle, and a much reduced version of your ire emerges from a small hole in the base. Cheaper models also come in a resin like material.

This is not a traditional Japanese item, it's a new invention, and a very good idea. There are times when we all need somewhere to vent our anger other than on the person in front of us.

Answer: It can be poisonous

The flesh of the ackee fruit contains a toxin that can cause seizures and vomiting. It has even caused death. If properly prepared it is perfectly safe and delicious, but to just buy one and bite into it is asking for trouble.

Related to the lychee and logan, ackee is used in much Jamaican food. Ackee and saltfish is virtually the national dish. The fruit is roughly pear shaped and goes from green to bright red when ripe. It is allowed to ripen on the tree and open before being picked. The toxins are found in unripe or inedible parts of it. Canned ackee is a major export item for Jamaica.

Answer: Lederhosen

Lederhosen are leather shorts, often with bib and braces, and these days often embroidered as well. They are not traditional dress as such. Originally they were a working garment, leather being tougher than material, as well as easier to clean. The wearing of them was widespread amongst German and Austrian men of the Bavarian/Tyrol region. They remain popular today, and could be compared to the Scottish kilt in cultural terms. There are plain ones for regular daily use, or more ornate pairs for attending folk festivals or beer gardens.

The thigh slapping dance performed by young men in tight lederhosen that we have all seen in films and on television is a traditional Bavarian folk dance called the Schuhplattler. There are many clubs in Germany dedicated to this, and other, traditional folk dances.

Answer: Bottle opener

It's a bottle opener with a picture of the Pope on it. You don't have to settle for the current Pope, there are a variety to choose from. These items nestle alongside rosary beads, postcards, crucifixes, baseball caps, T-Shirts, mini pope-mobiles, snow globes of St. Peter's basilica and much much more. There is even a Pope cigarette lighter.

Although it is a sovereign city state, Vatican City has no border controls. You just walk into it. It covers 110 acres and has a population of around 800. This makes it the smallest independent state in world.

Answer: A rubber duck

In the home of Shakespeare you can buy so many themed items. Snow globes of Anne Hathaway's cottage, bound copies of all the plays, busts in plaster of the great man himself, the choice is almost endless. I however have bought a yellow rubber ducky dressed up as Shakespeare. Unfortunately the kitsch and tawdry items are plentiful and cheap, whereas the more tasteful and scholastic items are quite expensive.

As I sit in my bath contemplating my purchase perhaps I should heed the words of the man himself. "Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall" ("Measure for Measure").