"Fagmalion Part Three: Bye Bye Beardy" Quiz

Answer: his ears

When Jack met up with Will, the first thing Will says to him is, "How's my hair? I told them I wanted it to look 'second-day-dirty'." Jack says, "Delicious, your ears have never looked better." Will says, "Why my ears?" Jack tells him, "Learn to take a compliment."

Answer: Brooklyn

Jack and Will were describing the type of haircut they wanted Barry to get. Jack says, "Anyway, this is how we want his hair cut, okay? Chunky, but not too chunky." Then Will says, "PC, but not too PC." Jack says, "And gay, but not too gay." Will then says, "Yeah, we want him to be cruised in Chelsea, but not beat up in Brooklyn."

Answer: 5

Grace tells Jack and Will they look great and Will says, " Well, you know, it's a big night. Every a-list gay will be there." Jack says, "You know, the creme de la creme of the creme de la femme. And I am not leaving that benefit until I get serious with at least five guys." Will then says, "Hey, the Human Rights Campaign is not some silly dating service. It's an essential advocacy group for gay and lesbian issues. How did that sound? Too smart to land a hot dumb guy?"

Answer: soft

Karen criticizes Beverley about his wife, and he says, "Oh, I'll survive. But poor you. Your husband, Stanley Walker, dumps you for a younger hoochie mama who serves soft potatoes. He went from smashed to mashed. I have to laugh to keep from crying."

Answer: a muffin

Barry enters the salon and says, "Will, Jack, this whole day has been a disaster. D. I. Saster. The plane from the S & M camp you call a spa took off a half-hour late. So what do I do? I eat a muffin. Sure, I spit most of it into a trash can like they taught me, but, I accidentally swallowed a few crumbs, and God help me, maybe a nut. Now I'm late."

Answer: Guido

Will says to Barry on the phone, "Barry, it's okay you didn't like "Broken Hearts Club" or "Kiss Me, Guido". Let me tell you a little secret that we try to keep within the community. Gay movies suck. But, until the laws change, we're still obligated to go see them."

Answer: plucked

When Karen introduces Barry, she says, "Ladies, gentlemen, and undecided, I'd like you to meet someone. He's been plucked, coiffed, buffed, and fluffed. May I present to you, my cousin Barry!" Grace thinks he's hot and Jack says, "The final test, Grace finds him attractive. He's gay, all right."

Answer: Frosted Mini-Wheats

After Karen made a silent bid on a romantic dinner for two, Beverley tells her, "Not so fast. I want that dinner too." Karen then says, "Well, what are you doing here, you frosted mini-wheat?"

Answer: Will

After seeing a new and improved Barry, Jack says, "Will, look at our boy. Isn't he doing great? I'm so proud of us. We should win an award." Will then says, "I don't think they give out awards for helping people be gay. Well, unless you count the Tonys."

Answer: No

After Karen gave her tickets for a romantic dinner to Jack, he says, "Now, I know the question that's on everybody's lips. Who will I be sharing this dinner with? Who?" At the same time, Will is trying to get the nerve up to ask Barry out. They both ask him out at the same time and Barry accepts Jack's offer first. Barry says to Jack, "I can't believe you're asking me. Yeah, of course I would go out with you." He then says to Will, "Wow, it's just like you said, maybe the right guy was closer than I thought."