"Bacon and Eggs" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Take a pregnancy test

Grace is in the bathroom while Will, Jack and Karen watch. Karen says, "I don't hear a baby crying. She must still be in labor." Will tells her, "She's not giving birth, you nitwit. She's taking a pregnancy test."

Answer: Kevin Bacon

Jack tells Grace to hurry it up then Grace calls him over to the door, slaps him, then slams the bathroom door. Will then says to him, "Jack, if there's somewhere else you need to be..." Jack replies, "Hey, what could possibly be more important than my best friends creating a new life?"
An alarm goes off on his watch and Jack says, "Oops, time to stalk Kevin Bacon!"

Answer: priceless

Kevin was looking for a personal assistant and tells the guys, "I was thinking, instead of doing some boring interview, it might be better to kinda find out what you know about me. I'm sorry, that sounds vain. Me and my career."
Jack's excited, jumps up and says, "First film, "Animal House"! Character's name in "Footloose", Ren MacCormack! Number of films with full frontal nudity, four! Number of films with full sidal nudity, three! Number of films with rear frontal nudity, priceless!" Kevin then says, "Wow! Impressive! The rest of you can go. You know nothing about me."

Answer: 186

Kevin tells Jack that he has a stalker and he wants him to find him. Jack says he will. Kevin then says, "If I had a dollar for every time my jock strap had been stolen from the gym..." Jack interrupts and says, "You'd have $186!"

Answer: Rosario

Grace tells Karen she needs to end her affair with Lionel, and Karen says she's tried, but it doesn't work. She then says, "So that's why I sent my number one goon there to break up with him for me." Grace questions, "Rosario?" Karen answers, "Yeah. I kept her tied up outside without food for two days, so she should be extra ornery."

Answer: Rosario

Karen wanted to take Grace and Rosario out for dinner and when her limo stopped to pick Rosario up, Karen asks her, "Hey, honey, how'd it go?" Rosario tells her, "I couldn't do it. What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man!"

Answer: he's a Jewish doctor

Karen tries to get Grace to break up with Lionel for her but Grace tells her, "No way! I'm not breakin' up with him! I'm just here for the ribs and maybe some corn on the side. This is your responsibility!" Karen says, "No, honey I can't! You don't know what it's like to turn away somebody who is irresistible!" Grace then says, "Don't I? I just met the perfect guy. He's cute and smart and funny. His worst qualities are that he's a Jewish doctor!"

Answer: The River Wild

Will is trying to convince Kevin that he's not his stalker, that Jack is. He tells him, "I mean, after he saw you in "Apollo 13", he went to every video store in Manhattan trying to find Apollo's 1 through 12!" Kevin tells him, "Come on, hot shot. There are no cops here, alright? It's just you and me. Two regular Joes. Me, a Golden Globe nominee for "The River Wild" and you, a guy who just happened to be outside my apartment with binoculars."

Answer: Val Kilmer

When Will decided he was leaving, Kevin told him not to go, that they could split a Shasta or open a box of Hydrox. Will says, "I'm no expert, but shouldn't you be calling the police rather than offering me snacks?" Kevin replies, "Look, when the stalkers leave, it's the first sign that your career is slipping. It's a little tidbit I picked up from Val Kilmer." Will asks, "You did a movie with Val Kilmer?" Kevin says, "No, but Val was in "Top Gun" with Tom Cruise, and Tom was in "A Few Good Men with me". Huh, that was a short one." (That famous "Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon!)

Answer: professional crazed fan

When Jack seen Kevin and Will dancing to "Footloose", Jack became jealous. He tells Kevin, "You shouldn't be dancing with him! He's not your stalker. Your stalker's still at large!" Kevin tells him, "But you fingered this guy!" Jack says, "I did not! We were just holding hands! Your stalker's been throwing pebbles at your window for the last 15 minutes. Or maybe you didn't hear me because the music was so loud!" Kevin then says, "You...you're my stalker!" Jack says, "I prefer the term "professional crazed fan." A job that's a hell of a lot more satisfying than sewing Prada labels in your Old Navy shirts!"