"...And the Horse He Rode In On" Quiz

Answer: 500 lbs.

As Grace was running, she was talking to Jack, and didn't notice the lamppost in front of her. She hits it, and is knocked unconscious. When she wakes up, she sees a mn on a white horse. He asks her if she's okay and she says, "I feel like I was just hit by a bus. Did you see the guy who attacked me?" He replies, "Yeah.

He was about 12'5", 500 pounds. Big bulb on the top of his head." Grace then notices the lamppost.

Answer: Kelly Ripa

Jack tells Will, "I was thinking about this whole baby thing, and I decided you should have a baby with Kelly Ripa. Why? Beause she's Kelly. And she's Ripa. She's Kelly Ripa."

Answer: a book and Twizzlers

When he hands her the items, he says, "Got you a couple of presents. Twizzlers and..." Grace pulls out the book and says, "A dictionary?" Will says, "Yeah. I don't want our kid to say "ironical."

Answer: Will

Karen enters and sadly says, "Hi, kids. Just came by to say hello. Heh. I'm fine. Nothing's wrong. Everything's peachy." After playing, "Rock, Paper, Scissors", Will loses and says, "Hey, Karen, you seem down. Looks like you could use a shoulder to drink on."

Answer: True

Leo peels away the bandage from Grace's forehead, and she asks him how it looks. He tells her, "It looks good. It looks very good." He then places a hand on her cheek. Grace then says, "Okay, Dr. Feelgood. Time to go operate on someone else."

Answer: Jack

Jack is in Karen's bed and when she pulls back the comforter, he says, "I knew when you said you weren't gonna sleep with Lionel that you would because that's what I would have done." Karen sighs, and Jack continues, "Sex is a drug, Karen. I should know. I'm a licensed dealer."

Answer: Jack

Jack tells Karen that cheating is wrong, and Karen says, "What are you talking wrong? You're the one who told me monogamy was for lesbians!" Jack then says, "And I still believe that, girl. But I was on stage in acting class, and I had a lot of time to think, you know, during my scene partner's lines, and it came to me. Maybe cheating isn't good for a marriage."

Answer: horse

Leo appeared at Will and grace's apartment and tells Will that Grace left her wallet in the coffee shop and he was returning it. Leo then says to Will, "Just tell her Leo dropped it off. Thanks." Will asks, "Does she know you?" Leo says, "Well, we met in the coffee shop today, and a couple days ago I helped her when she ran into a lamppost." Will then says, "Oh, wait, you're the doctor from the park. Right. You're that horse guy." Leo says, "Jeez, you ride a horse one time, and all of a sudden you're "that horse guy." And you're what, her housekeeper?" Will gets annoyed by that and says, "Who am I? Well, let's see, I'm the one that's been in her life for 15 years, I'm the one she lives with. I'm the one she's having a child with. So you wanna stick around and ask her out to a movie or are you pretty much set, horse guy?" Leo then says, "I'm pretty much set."

Answer: Pink's

When Grace asks Will if he was jealous of Leo, Will tells her, "I kissed a guy, okay? At that club the other night, the Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay club. I did go, and I met this guy, a hot, hot, hot, hot, hot guy. And I know we said we were taking ourselves off the market, but then this, this Pink song came on, and, his shirt came off. And I thought, "I've got two choices here. I can go home, and I can take care of my future baby mama or I can get this party started." And, Grace, I got that party started." Grace then says, "Don't be so hard on yourself.

It's a really good song."

Answer: True

Will is going to go get food, but says to Grace before he leaves, "I'll get the food. You stay here and protect the nest. And by the nest, of course, I mean your hair. And by protect, I mean, run a comb through it."