"Fagmalion Part One: Gay It Forward" Quiz

Answer: tuna

Will and Jack were listening Grace's messages on the answering machine. The first message we hear says, "Hey, guys, just wanted to remind you about brunch at our place in Brooklyn today. Can't wait, Love you." The second message we heard says, "Guys, where are you? I've got salmon. I've got caviar. I've got fruit. Get over here. Love you!" The third message says, "Nice, real nice. You better be coming. You guys suck! I hate you! Love you."

Answer: "Pees-on-My-Bed"

When Grace answers her door, her neighbor Julie is there and she's holding a big gray cat. She says, "It's a cat. Her name's "Pees-On-My-Bed", but feel free to change it to "Pees-On-Your-Bed."

Answer: tools

Julie says to Grace, "So, do you need a hand unpacking? I'm happy to help, unless you have a bunch of personal, weird stuff you don't want me to see." Grace says, "No. Just don't open the one marked "Tools."

Answer: Mary Elizabeth

Barry tells Will that dating's new for him and Will asks him if he was in a long term relationship. Barry says, "Six years. It was pretty serious." Will asks his name and Barry says Mary Elizabeth. Will then says, "Was that his drag name? 'Cause I think I may have seen his show." Barry then says, "No, it's a woman. I've never been out with a guy before. You're my first!"

Answer: they could drink whatever they want

When the waitress asks if she could get them a drink, Barry says, "What do we homosexuals drink, Will?" Will says, "Well, legally we can drink whatever we want. That was established in the Flaming Schnapps Act of 1983."

Answer: massaging a frozen turkey

While giving Grace a massage, Julie says, "Grace, you're so tense. You're all knots and bones. It's like massaging a frozen turkey."

Answer: Karen

After Will tells Karen he went on his date with Barry, she says, "Tell me everything. Except skip the begging and the tears. That I can't stomach." Will then says, "Let's start with his stomach. It's soft like a baby's. And like a baby, he just came out!" Karen then says, "Yeah, well, you're no prize pig yourself. You got a layer of pink flab, a pug nose, a squiggly little tail. Hey, wait, maybe you are a prize pig!"

Answer: a rainbow beach towel

When Barry meets Will on their second date, he hands him a present. Will opens the box and says, "Oh, look at that. It's a rainbow flag beach towel." He then pulls it out of the box and Barry says, "Do you already have one? You probably already have one." Will says, "No, I don't. And it'll come in handy, when I want people from space to know that I'm gay."

Answer: Jack

Jack tells Will, "The point is, we senior gays have a responsibility to the freshmen. To teach them, to bring them along. Why, I helped turn this caterpillar into a chubby butterfly. And now you should do the same for Barry." Will asks, "Why? Why is this my responsibility?" Jack replies, "Because that's what we do in the community. We gay it forward."

Answer: Bernadette Peters "Gypsy"

After deciding to take Barry under their wing, Jack and Will head to Barry's apartment with a starter kit to help him with his homosexuality. Will tells him, "We're here to help. You got a late start, but we're gonna take care of you and raise you right. Think of us as your 'mo pair." Jack then holds out a bag and says, "Here's your starter kit. All the "Tales of the City" books, Kiehl's non-alcohol face toner, Ethel Merman "Gypsy", Angela Lansbury "Gypsy", Tyne Daly "Gypsy", and Pez."