"23" Trivia Quiz

Answer: because she's Jewish

While cooking, Jack says, "Gosh, Grace, it was so sweet of you to cook Will and Karen dinner. Well, you know, I just figured after a long day at the divorce hearing, it would be nice to come back to a home cooked meal. You're so generous. I swear, if you weren't Jewish, you'd definitely go to heaven." Grace says, "Thanks, Jack. And if you weren't gay, you'd go there too."

Answer: Leo

Rosario informs them that Stan is dead. Just then Leo walks in and says, "Hey, hey, I got off work early. Picked up a couple of sixes. I found a 20 on the street. Damn, it's good to be alive!"

Answer: Lemon Pledge her pew

Karen asks Rosario if she'd do her a favor and Rosario says, "Anything, Miss Karen." Karen says, "Could you go into the chapel and Lemon Pledge my pew?" Rosario replies with, "Like you had to ask."

Answer: sadness

Karen asks Will when can she see Stan's will and Will says, "You're very upset. I don't think now is a good time to talk about that." Karen says, "I know, honey, it's just that I'm feeling so many emotions, loss, anger, sadness. Knowing how much money I'm getting would really snap all of that into focus."

Answer: Yes

The minister says, "And now a special treat. Stanley's little sister, Kimmy, is going to sing her brother's favorite song." Kimmy starts singing, "Oh, I love to go a-wandering along the mountain track. And as I go, I love to sing my knapsack on my back. Valderi, valdera." Leo says, "What a lame-o song. Who would like that?" We then see Grace and Will happily singing along.

Answer: a bear

Lorraine's speech went as follows: "Stanley Walker was a giant bear of a man. And underneath that giant bear was a smaller bear. And underneath that bear was me. Gasping for air. When I first met Stanley, I was working in the cafeteria of a white collar prison. At the time, I was deeply involved with the handsome embezzler who led a major telecom company into bankruptcy. When I laid eyes on Stanley, all thoughts of other criminals were forgotten."

Answer: Will

Will says, "I'll miss his humor. He loved a good knock-knock joke. Whenever I saw him, he always had a new one for me. Well, today, I have one for you, Stan. Knock, knock." Everyone says, "Who's there?" Will says, "Will." Everyone says, "Will who?" Will says, "Will miss ya, Stan."

Answer: Africa

Leo tells Grace, "It was kind of an important phone call. Doctors Without Borders. They're opening a new clinic in Guatemala and they want me to come help set it up." Grace says, "Guatemala? You're going back to Africa?" Leo says, "Yes, and remind me to buy you an atlas."

Answer: $10 million

Will reads from the will, "First and foremost, for her years of undying love and loyalty, I leave to my dear, dear maid, Rosario, the sum of $10 million dollars." Rosario says, "I'm free! I'm free from that evil witch." She then says to Karen, "I hope you rot, and I hope it hurts." Will continues, "To be paid upon the completion of 20 more years of service to Karen Walker."

Answer: No

When Will read the last part of Stan's will, he says, "And finally, to Lorraine Finster..." Lorraine says, "What the hell's left? His right teste on a biscuit?" Will reads, "Lorraine, you always said you wanted nothing from me but affection. So I leave to you, affection. Ta." Lorraine then says, "I was trapped under that fatty for two days. I've got the word "posturepedic" permanently imprinted in my spine, and all I get is 'ta'?"