"Field of Queens" Trivia Quiz

Answer: overcharge

When Karen introduces Milo, the restaurant owner, to Grace, Will, Jack and Elliot (Jack's son), she says, "And this is Red, Homo, Homo, and Boy." Milo then says, "Welcome, I'm Milo. If you need anything, I'm here to serve you. Actually, the waiters are here to serve you. I'm here to overcharge you."

Answer: it was flawless

Encouraged by the others to ask Milo out on a date, Karen asks how she looks and Grace tells her, "Here, let me see. Make up, flawless. Hair, fabulous. Breasts, I'm jealous. Now go."

Answer: soccer

Jack informs Will that while at Elliot's game, he signed them up for a gay soccer team. At first Will isn't too enthused until Grace reminds him that he likes the way his legs look in shorts. Will then says, "I really do. But I don't know. Soccer? I mean, what color are the uniforms?" Jack replies, "Powder blue with white accents and lemon piping." Will asks, "Cotton?" Jack says, "Cotton-poly blend, very shiny, lotta movement." Will then says, "Sounds cute. Oh, I can wear my tinted lenses. I'm in!"

Answer: Awful

Jack is seen pulling Elliot by the arm. He says, "Will someone talk to this kid? He's thinkin' about quitting the team." Elliot says, "Yeah, because I'm awful. They even have a new nickname for me on the team, "Awful."

Answer: Kenickie ("Grease")

Trying to do his best at convincing Elliot not to quit the soccer team, Will tells him, "Okay, Elliot, look. Some of my biggest regrets are the things that I didn't follow through on. You know, like when I gave up the role of Kenickie in my high school production of "Grease", because I was afraid to jump off the car during "Grease Lightning". Do you think a day goes by where I don't think about that?" Elliot decides he's going to stick with the team and Will says, "You know, that car was really high up, and I don't think a little stepladder would've made my move any less dramatic."

Answer: Johnson

When Karen finally arrives at work, Grace says, "So how was your date? I didn't hear from you all weekend!" Karen says, "Well, honey, I wanted to call you, but I lost your number. And do you know how many "Grace Johnsons" there are in the phone book?"

Answer: lesbians

While Kirk is giving the team a motivational speech, he says, "Okay, these guys are tough. But if we can beat this hetero team, we may one day achieve our dream of beating the lesbians. Alright, now come on. Let's wipe the field up with these candy-ass breeders."

Answer: She's too old

When Grace confronted Milo about not calling Karen, he eventually admits it's because she's too old. Grace says, "She's exactly your age." Milo says, "That's what I'm saying, she's a little old for me. And when I kissed her good night, I just didn't feel anything." Grace then says, "Listen, mister, I've kissed Karen more times than I can count. And every single time, I felt somethin'."

Answer: Betty McUseless

After Kirk forces Will onto the field, he yells out to Jack, "McFarland! I know Betty McUseless is your friend, but don't pass to him. If we win, we get free facials at Sonya Dakar. And a basket of scented candles."

Answer: Yes

Even though Will had to be put into the game, he was not paying attention. Jack notices Will and thinks to himself, "Oh, look at him. Lonely girl. I should pass to him. It'd make him feel good." Will then notices Jack looking at him and thinks to himself, "Don't pass it to me. Please, if there's a God, do not pass it to me." Jack kicks the ball to him and Will thinks, "Oh, god, it's coming to me. Run away!" When Will starts to run, he slips on something and his leg "accidentally" kicks the ball into the goal and scores.

The team cheers, picks Will up and heads off the field. Will thinks to himself, "Oh, I like being carried."