"Me and Mr. Jones" Trivia Quiz

Answer: "Smallville"

Will asks, "What is it about 'Smallville' that brings out both the teenage girl and the lecherous old man in me?" Grace tells him, "It's the writing."

Answer: Mr. Earl Jones

Jack says, "Mr. Earl Jones. I'm Jack McFarland. I just wanna say what an honor it is to be working with you. The theater is, well, it's my life, you know. I live it, I breathe it, I fondle it 'til it falls asleep. But more importantly, I respect it."

Answer: Kevin Costner

When Karen sees him, she says, "You are outrageous, James Earl Jones! Filthy and outrageous. Would it be forward if I asked you to lift me above your head?" He tells her, "I'm sorry, I hurt my back doing that for Kevin Costner."

Answer: getting fat

Will sees Grace walk into the gym and says, "What are you doing here? You're married. You should be at home getting fat." Grace says, "I know, right. But ever since Leo's been home, he's just had a lot of extra energy. He wants to do it like twice a week. Together. So I've gotta tone up."

Answer: bowling trophies

Karen says to James, "Can we get real for a second, honey? You are a big, gorgeous man with a dazzling smile and large sausage-like fingers. You don't need to act. Which brings me to my point. You can't." James says, "What? You gonna make me bring up my Tonys?" Karen says, "Enough with those bowling trophies! Honey, that's an award they invented to keep gay men off the streets for a night. Let's face it, honey. You stink. Now, you haven't done anything good since 'This is CNN'."

Answer: $100 a month

After telling James Earl Jones that Jack is one of the foremost acting teachers in the city, he asks, "You think I can get into his class?" Karen says, "I don't know, honey. It's like a hundred bucks a month."

Answer: "Lois & Clark"

When Jack introduced him to the class, he says, "Now, we have a very special friend joining us today. He is an acting legend, known for such memorable roles as..." He then scans James' resume and excitedly says, "Oh, get out of town! You did a 'Lois and Clark'? Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Earl Jones of TV's 'Lois and Clark'. Make some noise."

Answer: Girl

Jack says, "It's all part of lightening up, James. We gotta lose the James Earl Jones, and find the James Girl Jones. Now. We're gonna do a scene from 'Sex and the City'."

Answer: make the butt larger and the chest smaller

Once Grace was busted for copying a trainer and a trainee, the trainer tells her, "You know, I don't do this for free." Grace says, "Oh, I'm shaking. What are you gonna do? Send me to exercise jail? And P.S., You're not even worth it. I haven't noticed any changes in my body. If anything, my ass has gotten bigger." The trainer tells her, "That's because this work out is designed to make Carol's butt larger and her chest smaller." Grace then says, "Oh, dear God. What have I done?"

Answer: Hamlet

Jack said, "I'll see you here tomorrow night at the play." James Earl Jones says, "Actually, you won't. I had you fired. You're a lovely person, Jack, but I'd rather share the stage with a dashboard bobblehead. So, in future, let's all remember the words of that great Dane, the purpose of playing, was and is to hold, as it were, the mirror up to nature'." After James Earl Jones leaves, Jack says, "Great Dane. Yeah, right. Like a dog can hold a mirror." (By the way, Hamlet is a Shakespeare tragedy set in Denmark. According to m-w.com, a Dane is a native or inhabitant of Denmark and/or a person of Danish descent.)