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"The Simpsons": Wacky Quotes #1 Quiz

Who said it? How well do you remember the lines said by the Simpson family and their large supporting cast? The only way to find out is by taking this quiz!

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
crumbworks

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
114,950

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
9 / 15

Plays
6319

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 15

1. "There's very little meat in these gym mats." Hint

Edna Krabappel

Lisa Simpson

Lunchlady Doris

Bart Simpson

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Question 2 of 15

2. "Yes, but only by night! By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper." Hint

Stan Lee

Comic Book Guy

Radioactive Man

Milhouse Van Houten

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Question 3 of 15

3. "You ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?" Hint

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Clancy Wiggum

Homer Simpson

Moe Szyslak

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Question 4 of 15

4. "I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer." Hint

Bob Terwilliger

Cecil Terwilliger

Anthony D'Amico

Cletus Spuckler

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Question 5 of 15

5. "No...all those bald children are arousing suspicion." Hint

Waylon Smithers

Fox Mulder

Homer Simpson

Montgomery Burns

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Question 6 of 15

6. "If you survive this five-story plunge, your character will be proven." Hint

Number One

Carl Carlson

Kent Brockman

Mr. T

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Question 7 of 15

7. "Did you know there are over 600 critics on TV and Leonard Maltin is the best looking of them all?" Hint

Lisa Simpson

Jay Sherman

Marge Simpson

Rainier Wolfcastle

8. "It could be in your house...You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being held up by a loved one." Hint

Marge Simpson

Prof. John Frink

Seymour Skinner

Kent Brockman

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Question 9 of 15

9. "He's gradually getting away, Chief." Hint

Seymour Skinner

Lieutenant Eddie

Lieutenant Lou

Diamond Joe Quimby

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Question 10 of 15

10. "This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!" Hint

Nelson Muntz

Kearney

Jimbo Jones

Dolph

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Question 11 of 15

11. "It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave." Hint

Trent Steele

"Bleeding Gums" Murphy

Clancy Wiggum

Julius Hibbert

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Question 12 of 15

12. "Now, now, there's plenty of exits for everyone!" Hint

Seymour Skinner

Ned Flanders

Moe Szyslak

Pimple Faced Kid

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Question 13 of 15

13. "Who the hell is Robin?" Hint

Adam West

Lisa Simpson

Bart Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Question 14 of 15

14. "Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!" Hint

Maude Flanders

Timothy Lovejoy

Ned Flanders

Helen Lovejoy

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Question 15 of 15

15. Now, a tougher one...who said "Two R's, come October"? Hint

Seymour Skinner

Superintendent Chalmers

Elizabeth Hoover

Edna Krabappel

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "There's very little meat in these gym mats."

Answer: Lunchlady Doris

This is from the famous season six episode "The PTA Disbands", during a scene where Krabappel and Skinner are arguing over some of the things lacking from the school. One of these things including the food, which seems to highly favour things like newspaper and gym mats.

2. "Yes, but only by night! By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper."

Answer: Comic Book Guy

This line was spoken by Comic Book Guy to Rex Banner when he was asked 'are you the beer baron?' in the season eight episode "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment". This is an obvious Superman reference made by Comic Book Guy, or as Rex Banner calls him, 'Tubby'.

3. "You ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?"

Answer: Clancy Wiggum

This is during the scene where Ned is shown around his newly rebuilt house in "Hurricane Neddy". Everything is out of place, including a toilet which happens to be conveniently placed beside the refrigerator.

4. "I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer."

Answer: Cecil Terwilliger

In this scene, Cecil is explaining to his brother, Bob, what exactly he does in Springfield, in the episode "Brother From Another Series". In case you are wondering, 'Anthony D'Amico' is the official name of crime syndicate Fat Tony, as said by the boxing announcer in "The Homer They Fall".

5. "No...all those bald children are arousing suspicion."

Answer: Montgomery Burns

During the episode "Marge vs. the Monorail", this is said by Mr. Burns when Smithers asks if they should bury their current batch of nuclear waste in the playground. The tree in which the last batch was planted has many unnatural animals inhabiting it.

6. "If you survive this five-story plunge, your character will be proven."

Answer: Number One

This is during Homer's initiation to the Stonecutters in the season six episode "Homer the Great". The plunge below him is actually a single story, but he happens to break through the ground five times.

7. "Did you know there are over 600 critics on TV and Leonard Maltin is the best looking of them all?"

Answer: Marge Simpson

In this scene, Marge is trying to pick a professional film critic to help judge the Springfield film festival in the episode "A Star is Burns". Her final choice is Jay Sherman, who was the host of the critically acclaimed animated show "The Critic".

8. "It could be in your house...You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being held up by a loved one."

Answer: Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman is referring to Mr. Burns beloved bear, Bobo, in this season five episode entitled "Rosebud". The bear in question is being held up in front of the television by Maggie, but of course, Homer does not realize this.

9. "He's gradually getting away, Chief."

Answer: Seymour Skinner

This is said by Skinner in reference to the king of crime, Big Daddy, during 'Chief Wiggum, P.I.', which is one of three segments during the popular season eight episode "The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase".

10. "This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!"

Answer: Nelson Muntz

Nelson says this while beating Bart up because he kept trying to answer questions during class. He didn't answer one question correctly in this scene from the episode "Lisa on Ice".

11. "It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave."

Answer: Clancy Wiggum

Chief Wiggum is referring to military schooling in this scene from the season eight episode "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson", where both Bart and Lisa attend military school.

12. "Now, now, there's plenty of exits for everyone!"

Answer: Ned Flanders

A riot breaks out during this scene because everyone is trying to flee from an incredibly boring soccer game in this episode entitled "The Cartridge Family".

13. "Who the hell is Robin?"

Answer: Bart Simpson

Bart says this when Adam West (Batman) shows a picture of himself with Robin in this season four episode "Mr. Plow". He also talks to himself about how the Batman character never dances anymore in quite a hilarious manner.

14. "Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Answer: Ned Flanders

Not even the Flanders family could escape the scourge of the Osaka flu in this season four episode, "Marge in Chains". Ned realizes he got the flu because he watched 'Married... with Children' on FOX, and laughed at it.

15. Now, a tougher one...who said "Two R's, come October"?

Answer: Superintendent Chalmers

This follows Skinner saying "Very good. Back to the three R's!" in the season four episode "Whacking Day". I hope you enjoyed this quiz! Quizmaker's Note: All quotes are considered exact by reference to snpp.com, a site dedicated to Simpson-related guides and capsules.

Source: Author crumbworks

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