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1. You exit the portal to find that you are driving your Bentley down the block in the Bronx for lunch. After lunch, your first stop is at a photo shoot where you demand that they air brush your backside to make it look smaller. Your last task of the day is a stop at the MTV studios in Manhattan for a live appearance on "TRL".
2. As you exit the portal you find yourself sitting in an oversized chair by a fire admiring the Best Actor Oscar you won for playing Terry Malloy in "On The Waterfront". You are on your own private island near Tahiti. You hear a knock at the door and soon enters your good pal Jacko. You think, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." So you tell Jacko, "Friendship is everything. Take the gun, leave the cannoli and run down to Vito's Deli and get me three pizza pies, a gallon of spaghetti sauce, and four chocolate cakes. Capice?"
3. You exit the portal to find yourself standing in a Beverly Hills Saks. "Oh, my what nice stuff! Ooh, look at this handbag, and this hat. I must have it. I love this dress and look at all the wonderful accessories to go with it. Why, I think I'll cut off all the security tags and stuff them in my purse for I am famous and I must steal them." "Please, wait officer. I'm sorry. I was just rehearsing for a movie part. My director told me to shoplift."
4. You exit the portal to find yourself in a New York nightclub wearing a thick fur coat and gold bling-bling. Through the pounding music, gunshots ring out. You grab your arm-trophy girlfriend and head for the exit with your posse. Down the road you are pulled over by a cop. "What's that officer? No, I don't know nothing about no shootin'. No, I don't even own a gun. Wait, that ain't my gun in the front seat. I don't know how that got there." For some strange reason that cop doesn't realize who you are and he hauls you off to jail.
5. You exit the portal and find yourself at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. You're standing in a boxing ring surrounded by a cheering throng taking jab after jab and repeated punishing left hooks from Evander Holyfield. Your knees are weak, your head is pounding, and you have a cut over your eye. Growing increasingly angry and desperate, you grab Holyfield in a clinch and bite a piece of his ear off.
6. You exit the portal to find yourself in the residential area of the White House. You are sitting on a couch enjoying a football game and even have your own nuclear football within arm's reach. Enjoying a bag of pretzels, you suddenly feel something lodge in your throat. You hack and gag until the room finally goes black. When you awake, you are flat on your back and find your two dogs, Barney and Spot, licking your bruised face.
7. You exit the portal to find yourself in the animated desert of the American Southwest. You can move around very quickly but must always avoid the canis latran that is trying to catch and eat you. Of course, the canis latran's diabolical plans always seem to backfire, whether he is using Acme Dehydrated Boulders, Do-It-Yourself Tornadoes, or Axil Grease. With a "Beep, beep" you are on your way unharmed.
8. You exit the portal to find yourself in a fast food lobby surrounded by cameras and two little old ladies; you are shooting a commercial. Surprisingly, you catch a reflection and see that you are a short, old lady yourself. Going to the fast food counter, you notice a burger with a big, fluffy bun on a plate. After inspecting the huge and fluffy bun, you loudly enquire, "Where's the beef?"
9. You exit the portal to find yourself hosting a syndicated talk show. Today's program is called "Mistress Marathon". Young Sean just found out her 83-year-old husband is having an affair with her best friend. Sharon is sleeping with her daughter's boyfriend. Connie is prostituting and her husband's best friend, Derrick, is her pimp, and Ray and Denise find out they have both been sleeping with her best friend. Yow! You should have remained Mayor of Cincinnati.
10. You exit the portal and stand on a meticulous soundstage made to resemble a spotless kitchen. The audience before you is full of adoring soccer moms eager to hear your advice on homemaking. Suddenly the phone rings. It is your friend from ImClone. You listen intently as your brow begins to crease. You thank your friend and immediately call your broker at Merrill Lynch and yell, "SELL! SELL!"
Source: Author
DieHard
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