"My Dad Wrote a Porno" - Series 2 Quiz

Answer: Amsterdam

'Belinda Blinked 2' picks up almost immediately where 'Belinda Blinked 1' left of, recommencing Belinda's morning at work after her big deal after the charity tombola. After being congratulated by her boss, Tony, she and Giselle engage in some gossip at the Ritz Spa in London. It's there that Belinda learns of what happened to cause Giselle to lose her hair during the tombola (it's a bit unrealistic and, frankly, upsetting).

Soon though, Belinda is on her way to the city of Amsterdam where, after being picked up by a taxi cab, she's sent to the city's canal district (isn't it all canals?) and brought to an old, renovated warehouse to meet with Rouse's financial director, Dr. Robbins. And he's a bit of a voyeur, as it would seem.

Oh yeah, and this is just the beginning of Rocky Flintstone's second erotic novel: 'Belinda Blinked 2: The continuing story of, dripping sex, passion and big business deals.: Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she earns her huge bonus by removing her silk blouse.'

That's the whole title.

Answer: Wool

Although frightened by the risk of a terrorist attack on Peter Rouse's cookware firm and Dr. Robbins' interesting use of surgical scissors and tweezers to remove her clothing, Belinda is introduced quite informally to Dr. Robbins' personal secretary, Helga, who seems to be wearing several wool garments. Eventually, Belinda gives her name, address, and phone number to Helga for "business and personal reasons" before she travels through the labyrinthine office to Peter's room. What results is a sexy moment in a sink before they head to dinner at a 1920s-themed restaurant.

This goes poorly as Belinda seems to drink too much with the meal, finding herself to be way too sloppy. Fortunately, no one seems to care. It may be a business dinner, but she's out of the country, right?

Answer: Russian

The dinner leads to a night at Casino Etoile in Amsterdam where Belinda, now significantly less drunk, expands her business contacts by meeting Russian vodka and caviar magnate Grigor Calanski, who refers to her as 'English' for undisclosed reasons. Belinda is thrilled with this connection since the fragmented nature of Russia, as a country, has made it difficult to find a distributor for Steeles Pots and Pans' wares.

While Peter Rouse leaves with Calanski's partner, Laura, Belinda leaves with Grigor for the Red Light District, heading down a seedy alley en route for something a bit more adventurous.

Answer: Countess

Grigor Calanski is late to meet the Countess, Lara, at the Red Light District club and she proves to be an enigmatic woman with her responses and demeanor. After attending a Parisian striptease (featuring Chantelle and a sexy version of Herb Alpert's 'A Walk in the Black Forest'), Belinda is ushered into a room where she, Grigor, and Lara spend two hundred minutes...only to discover that she's in a Red Light District shop window on display for all to watch! It doesn't phase her too much. The following morning, Belinda ends up heading back to the airport and returning to London, but not before meeting a sexy plane co-pilot and encountering a group of thirty women heading to a national cookware conference at the O2.

Answer: Des Martin

When Belinda makes it back to London exhausted, she heads back to the office before heading home, partly to speak to Tony, but before she can she's met by Des Martin in her office. Des, as it seems, has been having trouble since his wife walked out on him, so he decides he must resign. Belinda fixes this in her own supportive way before meeting with Tony to recap her deals and then going to the Pentra with Giselle and Bella to find out what really happened to Bella at the fundraiser for the Asses and Donkeys Trust.

Their talk is interrupted by none other than Sir James Godwin, and the night only gets more eventful from there.

Answer: Dressage

The night after the Pentra visit, Belinda takes Bella with her to Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters to Royalty, so that they can purchase riding gear to better suit the aristocratic lifestyle that Belinda dreams to attain. After being introduced to their outfitter, Adaam (with three As!), they drink a few bottles of champagne and receive their vital measurements before a young woman named Samantha is sent to fetch the garments for a half hour (a 1,000 garment for Bella and a 5,000 one for Belinda).

The visit proves to be one that the women enjoy for their own reasons, and before long they receive their exorbitantly-priced purchases as happy referrals.

Answer: Hazel

Before long, Belinda and Bella end up on a Texas-bound flight overseas to reunite with U.S. businessman Jim Sterling, and much to Belinda's surprise, the flight is co-piloted by Hazel, the woman she met on her Amsterdam-to-London trip. They're upgraded from Economy Comfort Class to VIP, but after a couple of bottles of complimentary champagne, Hazel emerges to lead them through an emergency door and up a spiral staircase to the crew quarters for an hour in room B3 (which is, as per its name, a room big enough for three passengers).

There's a bit of turbulence and, eventually, they make a safe landing in the U.S.

Answer: Brazil

Upon arriving in Texas, Belinda and Bella are whisked off to the 17th floor suites of the Sterling company hotel to discover that Jim is actually on a business trip to Brazil. That said, the deal with Steeles is already done before they arrive, begging the 'why' question, so the girls try to take it easy for the night. Belinda is shocked, however, when there's a knocking at her door in the night, and when she answers it (naked, for some reason), it's Jim! He tells her a secret-- he went to Brazil for an experimental, new procedure in the Amazon that results in a life-changing night for the both of them.

It's horrifying and kind of borders on unreal science fiction.

Answer: Italian

The day after their arrival, Belinda and Bella are given itineraries (that means 'schedules', according to the woman responsible for them) before they discover that Bella is meant to head to dinner with Jim Sterling while Belinda is to have dinner with Sterling's chief executive, Hank Skank, a handsome man of Swedish descent. Because of this, Belinda enjoys some traditional Texan activities including going to a soccer/football game (featuring the Texas Crankies) and enjoying dinner at an Italian restaurant where she orders a seafood starter and an adventurous spaghetti bolognese, the sauce of which ends up all over her during the meal.

Her dress rips off during the service and, inevitably, they head back to her hotel room with some takeout Italian sausage, as you do.

Answer: Bella

After sealing the deal during a meeting on their final day (despite the deal seeming to already have been done), the girls celebrate with Jim and Hank by taking a helicopter to the Lazy P Ranch for lunch and skinny dipping in a luxurious pool. At 3:00pm, the American contingent heads back to the office for a treasury meeting, but Belinda and Bella are able to enjoy the company of tobacco-stained ranchers Doug and Chuck before heading back to the airport and onward, quickly it seems, to London. When Belinda returns to the office she checks in with Tony and reveals the good fortune brought on by her amazing business deals; she effectively turns Steeles' business around by bringing them to the big leagues and taking on such high profile clients. Belinda is rewarded, as would be expected, when she earns her bonus, but she urges Tony by bartering for Bella's rewards as well; she insists that her friend become the Key Accounts Manager for International Sales.

When she does this...Tony blinks.