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1. Igloos are of course now mandatory for housing. Please apply for your building permit as soon as possible.
What group of indigenous Canadians are associated with igloos?
2. The only acceptable forms of transport are snowmobiles, zambonis and sled dogs (for those of you in warmer climates, don't worry - we will truck in some snow and ice. Plenty to go around). If your sled dogs are in the shop, you may apply for a permit to use your polar bear instead.
Can you even find polar bears (in the wild) in Canada?
3. Hockey season is now year-round. You must all choose a Canadian NHL team to root for. You have six options, as the Leafs don't count.
Given these criteria, which team is NOT a suitable choice?
4. As much currency as possible should be in coin form. If you insist on paper notes, they must all be different colours.
At the turn of the 21st century, what was the lowest denomination on a bill in current circulation in Canada?
5. At certain times, a dress code will be in effect. For formal wear, women may continue to wear cocktail dresses or ball gowns, depending on the occasion, but these must be accompanied by large winter boots. For men, you will now be required to wear incredibly outrageous, loud suits. You may accessorize this with a toque if you wish.
What Canadian TV sports personality is known for his bold and frankly often ridiculous suits?
6. You may all keep your own national anthems, but all countries (now regions of the super sea-spanning continent of Canada) will be required to adopt an official Canadian song. Acceptable choices include songs by Rush, BTO, or The Tragically Hip. No Bieber allowed... and we'll go ahead and say no Nickelback either.
Which of these is NOT a Canadian band?
7. Every family is required to adopt and care for a beaver. The beaver will also be considered the master of the house, for he is a truly proud and noble animal. We suggest no wood furniture.
Beavers have families of their own; they are monogamous creatures that raise
their young together.
8. There will be periodic checks for Canadian conformity. If you are asked, "Did you see the game last night?", which of these would be the *least* appropriate response?
9. Let's not forget about bilingualism. You will all be required to learn rudimentary French, if only to be able to basically understand the French side of commercial packaging should the English become damaged.
Let's test your French - if you're headed to a 'cabane à sucre', you'll be visiting a place associated with which Canadian industry (which you'll also be required to include with every meal)?
10. Finally and most importantly, there will be some new rules for spelling and pronunciations. Many of you already do so, but some of you will need to adapt to spelling words like colour and favour with a 'u' in them (we're looking at you, America).
In addition, what is the correct Canadian pronunciation of the final letter of the alphabet?
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