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1. There once was a spider named Jeb
Who came upon an inviting web
Where he met his mate
Thus sealing his fate
He was eaten by a spider named Deb.
Which of the following species of spiders sometimes devours the male spider after mating?
2. There once was a deer named Fred
Who had trouble keeping his family fed
If I'm not mistaken
This plot has been taken
Oh boy, is my face utterly red.
Which of the following television shows was about a man who barely kept his family fed and then had a turnaround of fortune?
3. There once was a chap with a big nose
Who had troubles like nobody knows
Whenever he'd sneeze
His friends they would tease
They would shout "Oh Oh, thar she blows."
Which of the following literary characters had a big nose?
4. There once was a woman from Bath
Five husbands this woman had hath
With just fifteen more
She'd have a full score
How is that for creative math.
Which of the following literary works featured the Woman from Bath?
5. There once was a man, James Carville
Who worked on Capitol Hill
He cried "It's a disgrace,
I have egg on my face.
My predictions were frightfully unreal."
On which of the following television shows did former Clinton advisor James Carville break an egg over his head?
6. There was a grasshopper from Dakar
Who entered a neighborhood bar
The bartender cooed
A drink's named for you
"What, You have a drink named Bob Parr"?
Which of the following ingredients is NOT in a grasshopper?
7. There once was a man from Glasgow
Who wondered out into the snow
No new tourists today
He said with dismay
Why, it's at least twenty below.
Which of the following tourist destination is in Glasgow?
8. There was a bicyclist named Lance
Who raced the famed Tour De France
Teams watched in dismay
As Lance put them away
They didn't stand much of a chance.
Which of the following ailments was Lance Armstrong able to overcome and resume his racing career?
9. There once was a chess grandmaster
Whose game was a real disaster
"I'm in double check
My game is a wreck
This machine is a lot faster."
What is the name of the chess computer that defeated grandmaster Gary Kasparov in 1997?
10. There once was a quiz maker named Jon
A real sharp pistol with a great sense of fun
This chap was cunning
With a talent for punning
Well I'll be a son of a gun.
What is the common bond . . . er I mean . . . Which of the following figures of speech is similar to punning?
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