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Quiz about Please Make Fun of My Wife
Quiz about Please Make Fun of My Wife

"Please Make Fun of My Wife" Trivia Quiz


This quiz is geared towards the specific personal faults, or awesome attributes of my lovely wife. Trust me when I say that she knows about this quiz and helped me write it. She frequents funtrivia.com nearly as much as I do!

A multiple-choice quiz by joemc37. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
joemc37
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
254,322
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
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6268
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Question 1 of 10
1. Often times my wife and I will give each other a massage when one of us may be feeling sore or just a little down. The only draw back to this is that my favorite place to get a massage is a place where my wife hates to touch and has a fear of. What is the condition of "fear of feet" that my wife has called? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. Now it's time to get a little deeper into the characteristics of my wife. Generally my wife will go to the salon about once a month to get unwanted facial hair removed. What is the growing of hair in places where hair is not usually found on a woman called? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. My wife cannot always wear the color black when she wants to. What is the condition where dead skin cells shed from the head called? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. After I joined the U.S. Navy and graduated from boot camp, my wife (then my girlfriend) decided to get a belly button ring because I thought they were sexy. Unfortunately she found out the hard way that she is allergic to nickel. What is the periodic table of the elements symbol for nickel?
Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Talk about scary; a tapeworm can grow up to 59 feet long while living inside of the human body. The dermatobia hominis, or bot fly, can actually lay an egg on the human skin and body heat will make it hatch. These kind of things strike fear in my wife. What is the term for the fear of parasites? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Ok, enough of the nasty things, lets talk about something funny. My wife loves movie musicals. One particular cheesy movie musical she loves was made in 2001 and is about Satine and Christian, played by Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor. In what movie musical does Christian, a poet, fall in love with Satine, a cabaret singer? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. I don't really understand why my wife has such an obsession with any film that Ewan McGregor has starred in, but she has made me sit though such films as "The Pillow Book", "Velvet Goldmine" and "Down with Love". My thought is that it has something to do with his accent. What country was Ewan McGregor born in? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. My wife's taste in wine is not all that great. In fact, she prefers a bottle of this cheap wine to a nice bottle of Merlot or Sauvignon Blanc. What is the brand name of the flavored apple wine product with the flavors Snow Creek Berry, Strawberry Hill and Sun Peak Peach? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. My wife's feet smell really bad. It doesn't matter if she wears three pairs of socks or if she puts a Dr. Scholl's Odor Destroyers insole in her shoe, they still reek. What kind of cheese does the odor producing bacteria Brevibacteria smell like? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. Although my wife sometimes stinks up our house with her putrid feet or she worries of parasites living in our meat. When giving her a massage, I don't wear a glove because my wonderful wife is the one that I will forever ____.

Answer: (One Word, Rhymes with Glove)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Often times my wife and I will give each other a massage when one of us may be feeling sore or just a little down. The only draw back to this is that my favorite place to get a massage is a place where my wife hates to touch and has a fear of. What is the condition of "fear of feet" that my wife has called?

Answer: podophobia

Podophobia is generalized as the fear of feet. I don't know if it's the smell that my feet create that scares her, but nonetheless, she doesn't like them. Feetophobia was made up by me, pedophobia is the fear of children and papaphobia is the fear of the Pope.
2. Now it's time to get a little deeper into the characteristics of my wife. Generally my wife will go to the salon about once a month to get unwanted facial hair removed. What is the growing of hair in places where hair is not usually found on a woman called?

Answer: hirsutism

Hirsutism can be caused by an increased level of male hormones or an oversensitivity of the hair follicles to male hormones. The other three choices were all made up by me, although a "Fu Manchu" is a style of moustache.
3. My wife cannot always wear the color black when she wants to. What is the condition where dead skin cells shed from the head called?

Answer: dandruff

Dandruff is also known as scurf or Pityriasis capitis. It can be combated by many different anti-fungal shampoos containing Zinc pyrithione, Ketoconazole or Selenium sulfide.
4. After I joined the U.S. Navy and graduated from boot camp, my wife (then my girlfriend) decided to get a belly button ring because I thought they were sexy. Unfortunately she found out the hard way that she is allergic to nickel. What is the periodic table of the elements symbol for nickel?

Answer: Ni

She suffered a skin rash and got an infection from this piercing. She now has a scar on her belly button from the piercing which gives her the constant reminder of the nickel allergy.
5. Talk about scary; a tapeworm can grow up to 59 feet long while living inside of the human body. The dermatobia hominis, or bot fly, can actually lay an egg on the human skin and body heat will make it hatch. These kind of things strike fear in my wife. What is the term for the fear of parasites?

Answer: Parasitophobia

Parasites are nasty little buggers that sometimes live inside a host's body and feed off of the host. Some common parasites include tapeworm, ringworm, sacculina, acanthocephala and bot flies. Pterononphobia is the fear of feathers, Parthenophobia is the fear of virgins and Paraphobia is the fear of sexual perversions.
6. Ok, enough of the nasty things, lets talk about something funny. My wife loves movie musicals. One particular cheesy movie musical she loves was made in 2001 and is about Satine and Christian, played by Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor. In what movie musical does Christian, a poet, fall in love with Satine, a cabaret singer?

Answer: Moulin Rouge

"Moulin Rouge" won the 2002 Golden Globe Award for Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy and for Best Original Score. It was also nominated for the 2001 Academy Award for Best Picture.
7. I don't really understand why my wife has such an obsession with any film that Ewan McGregor has starred in, but she has made me sit though such films as "The Pillow Book", "Velvet Goldmine" and "Down with Love". My thought is that it has something to do with his accent. What country was Ewan McGregor born in?

Answer: Scotland

Ewan was born on March 31, 1971 in Crieff, Scotland. The language spoken in Scotland is often times a mixture of the Scottish Gaelic language and Scots, two indigenous languages, and English.
8. My wife's taste in wine is not all that great. In fact, she prefers a bottle of this cheap wine to a nice bottle of Merlot or Sauvignon Blanc. What is the brand name of the flavored apple wine product with the flavors Snow Creek Berry, Strawberry Hill and Sun Peak Peach?

Answer: Boone's Farm

Boone's Farm is produced in California by E & J Gallo Winery. Boone's Farm became a favorite of college students because of its sweet taste and its low cost.
9. My wife's feet smell really bad. It doesn't matter if she wears three pairs of socks or if she puts a Dr. Scholl's Odor Destroyers insole in her shoe, they still reek. What kind of cheese does the odor producing bacteria Brevibacteria smell like?

Answer: Limburger

Brevibacteria is what gives cheeses like Limburger, Munster, Port du Salut and Bel Paese their acrid smell. The Brevibacteria eat the dead skin on the feet and convert amino acid methionine to methanethiol which gives feet the fine aroma that we smell.
10. Although my wife sometimes stinks up our house with her putrid feet or she worries of parasites living in our meat. When giving her a massage, I don't wear a glove because my wonderful wife is the one that I will forever ____.

Answer: love

Love can be defined as a deep sexual or mental attraction from one thing to another. In sports, love is defined as a score of zero in tennis. For us though, love is being there for each other no matter what. My wife has been with me every step of the way through my trials with OCD and I only hope that I can be there for her each and every time she ever needs me. I love you Froder!
Source: Author joemc37

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