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Bored of the Rings Trivia Quiz

A quick quiz about Harvard Lampoon's 'Bored of the Rings'.

A multiple-choice quiz by quogequox. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
quogequox

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
74,115

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
868

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. To which race of creatures did the book's heroes Frito, Spam, Moxie and Pepsi belong? Hint

Boggies

Hobnobs

Narcs

Mealeys

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Question 2 of 10

2. The villain Sorhed and his henchmen were thought to have been slain at the Battle of Brylopad when in fact they escaped through which region? Hint

Valley of the Trolls

Land of the Knee Walking Turkeys

The Bodily Waste

The Ngaio Marsh

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Question 3 of 10

3. Legolam the elf warned the adventurers not to drink from the stream Spumoni. Why? Hint

It caused cavities

He had just noticed a dead dragon wash past

It flowed out of a nuclear reactor

The Boggies were seen bathing in it

4. When Frito looked into Lavelier's magical bath water in an attempt to divine the future, he missed seeing something that might have caused him to question the quality of the fortune teller. What did he miss seeing? Hint

A McDonalds restaurant on the Moon

The S.S. Titanic sailing into New York harbour

Himself handing over to Lavelier the deed to his home

The book 'Bored of the Rings' topping the best seller lists

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Question 5 of 10

5. Which of the adventurers met his death by impaling himself on his pointy shoes? Hint

Arrowroot

Bromosel

Goodgulf

Gimlet

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Question 6 of 10

6. Pepsi and Moxie were captured by a band of Narcs. What was the name of the Narcs' leader? Hint

Mukluk

Karsh

Babushka

Goulash

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Question 7 of 10

7. Frito and Spam reached Fordor but noticed it was a long walk to the Black Hole, where they were supposed to destroy the ring. What did they do instead of make the hike? Hint

Sold the ring to a pawnbroker

Threw the ring into a nearby tar pit

Beat the ring into a tie clip

Decided to keep the ring and rule the world

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Question 8 of 10

8. With the destruction of the ring, the land of Fordor opened into rifts and crevasses. The Boggies were rescued by a giant pink eagle. The eagle had what painted on its side in metallic gold? Hint

Gwahno

Serutan Charter

Minas Troney Air

Deus ex Machina Airlines

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Question 9 of 10

9. Goddamn never guessed what Dildo had in his pocket. What was it? Hint

Bottle caps

A magic ring

A snub nosed .38

Nail clippers

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Question 10 of 10

10. In what part of the world did the Boggies live? Hint

The Pen

The Sty

The Tiny X Shaped Forest

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. To which race of creatures did the book's heroes Frito, Spam, Moxie and Pepsi belong?

Answer: Boggies

'They give dull parties and cheap presents, and they enjoy the same general esteem as a dead otter.'

2. The villain Sorhed and his henchmen were thought to have been slain at the Battle of Brylopad when in fact they escaped through which region?

Answer: The Ngaio Marsh

They made their way to Fordor 'where property values dropped like a paralyzed falcon'.

3. Legolam the elf warned the adventurers not to drink from the stream Spumoni. Why?

Answer: It caused cavities

Answer: The S.S. Titanic sailing into New York harbour

Frito had to wait for the commercials to end before his future was made clear.

5. Which of the adventurers met his death by impaling himself on his pointy shoes?

Answer: Bromosel

In attempting to flee from the evil Narcs, Bromosel tripped and fell upon his pointy shoes, prompting the Narc leader to comment 'Me you don't need.'

6. Pepsi and Moxie were captured by a band of Narcs. What was the name of the Narcs' leader?

Answer: Goulash

Goulash was killed by Karsh in an attempt to claim the magic ring for himself. Pepsi killed Karsh while scratching a map into the ground with a sword, 'and this is the Great Turnpath....and this is your gall bladder..'.

7. Frito and Spam reached Fordor but noticed it was a long walk to the Black Hole, where they were supposed to destroy the ring. What did they do instead of make the hike?

Answer: Threw the ring into a nearby tar pit

Being conscientious Boggies, the pair were concerned that the ring might not sink in the tar, so they looped it around Goddamn's neck and threw him in.

8. With the destruction of the ring, the land of Fordor opened into rifts and crevasses. The Boggies were rescued by a giant pink eagle. The eagle had what painted on its side in metallic gold?

Answer: Deus ex Machina Airlines

Gwanho was the name of the eagle. He reminded the Boggies to 'use those paper bags. That's what they're there for, mac'.

9. Goddamn never guessed what Dildo had in his pocket. What was it?

Answer: A snub nosed .38

When Goddamn asked to see what was in the pocket, Dildo obligingly opened fire at Goddamn but missed. Goddamn's life was spared when pity stayed Dildo's hand. 'It's a pity I've run out of bullets,' he thought.

10. In what part of the world did the Boggies live?

Answer: The Sty

Other interesting places in Lower Middle Earth included The Legendary Drilling Rigs and The Flat Mountains.

Source: Author quogequox

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