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1. Your Majesty, whilst it was very nice to see you last night, just once it would be nice if, instead of just coming to the theatre and giving my oranges a squeeze, you actually took me to the theatre, or for dinner, or to a dance, or something. Which royal mistress may have penned these words?
2. My Lord, I received your note and wish you well on your journeys with the Fleet, but just once couldn't we go sailing together. All those ships and you never take me for a cruise, or let me sunbathe on the poop deck. Which naval hero's mistress could have written this plea?
3. Hi sweetheart, tomorrow we start on the film and I may just surprise you when I roll out of that carpet. I saw this wonderful diamond ring today, and if you were to surprise me with it, well who knows where my gratitude may take us. Which much married actress could have written these lines?
4. Ooh, Mr President, you are very naughty. Just because I sang at your birthday party doesn't mean you can take advantage you know. Please stop ignoring me, I'm so lonely and miserable without you, your brother is no substitute. Which ultimately tragic actress allegedly had a long running affair with both a President and his brother?
5. Just because you're an important Government minister doesn't mean I'm going to sit home at nights and wait for you to run the country you know. You aren't the only man who appreciates me, there's this cute Russian guy for one. The lady at the centre of which 1960s sex scandal could have written this?
6. Your Majesty, I have never sought favours or power, indeed I have probably been the most discreet of all your affairs, but to be thrown over for my sister, that is too much, she isn't even pretty. Which of Henry VIII's mistresses could have voiced this complaint?
7. So I'm "that woman" now, am I? And you deny ever having anything to do with me do you? Well, I've still got the dress you made a mess of, and it still has the stains on it, wait until that gets analysed. Which Presidential mistress kept the dress and saw her lover impeached?
8. My dear, I think it only fair to warn you that my diaries are about to be published and I have revealed our secret. I'm afraid that compared to this tucking your shirt into your underpants will be very stale news. Which politician's mistress kissed and told in the 2002 publication of her diaries?
9. Look, I am broad minded, I wouldn't be your mistress if I wasn't, but can you please stop wearing that stupid Chelsea football strip in bed. I don't even support them. Which mistress of a British MP might have said this?
10. Text, text, text, that's all you ever do. Most of the time all our sex was by text, and now you dump me that way as well. Well, perhaps I'll just text a newspaper or three. Which footballers ex personal assistant and alleged mistress could have had this complaint?
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