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1. Your troubles begin on the very first tee. Your host has checked in with the starter at the course, so you proceed to the teeing ground, politely shake hands with the host, tee up your ball, take a practice swing well away from the ball and then drive the ball neatly down the fairway when you hear "Tsk, tsk" from her. You embarrassed yourself right on the first stroke - what should you have done differently?
2. After losing the first hole by one stroke, you let your host tee off on the second hole, then play your own tee shot. It is a beautiful, long shot that veers just left of the fairway but comes to rest in what looks to be a well playable position. Getting closer, you however notice it lying mere inches behind a line specially marking off a section of ground. As you approach the ball to play your second shot as it lies, you again hear the "Tsk, tsk". Which color(s) of lines would put you in a rules violation by playing the ball now if there are no local rules in force at the course?
3. Your bad luck streak continues - your second shot on the third hole finds a lateral water hazard. After a brief search, you locate a ball embedded in the mud, pick it up, wipe off some mud to ascertain the ball is really yours, then drop it back into the hazard as close as possible to its original position and play a good shot to the green. "Tsk, tsk."
What have you done wrong this time?
4. Being down 3 holes, you make a daring choice on the next hole: Instead of playing around the dogleg, you decide to play through a group of trees onto a neighboring hole and then play from there towards your green, shaving a hundred yards off the distance. Your tee shot is picture perfect - it does not touch any trees and comes to rest on the other hole's putting green. You pick up your 7 iron and address the ball for your second shot, when you hear it again: "Tsk, tsk."
What should be your correct course of action?
5. You tee off on the sixth hole, a par 3. Your ball veers to the right and hits a tree in the area of the green. You play a provisional ball which lands on the green, then go searching for your original ball which you fail to find. You putt out with two more strokes and proceed to the hole where you not only find your provisional but also your original ball. You mutter a mild curse but proceed to mark your score as a double-bogey 5 and lost hole (remember you're in match play). You can guess what happens next - "Tsk, tsk."
What should you have marked instead?
6. You halve the next three holes, so you are still one down. At the tee of the tenth hole, it's up to you, for once, to say "Tsk, tsk", after you take a brief look at your host's clubs: She obviously had not changed her bag's contents from the last time she had used the driving range and there are three different models of driver in it, bringing her total to 16 clubs. You also remember she has used two of the drivers this round already. How do you proceed and what is the score?
7. The next "Tsk, tsk" happens while you are still on the tenth hole. Your host has played her ball into the bunker and, without a sand wedge available, she spends some time deciding what club to use. In the meantime, you have picked up the rake and are removing some footprints left by the party in front of you, a good distance away from her ball. She "tsk"s you for that, claiming you have lost the hole by modifying the hazard before she could take her stroke.
Is she correct?
8. At the end of the tenth hole, a club official approaches you, asking you to play holes 15 to 17 first and then return to play holes 11 to 14 because of some urgent ground-keeping work. Your host puts forth her slightly indignant "Tsk, tsk", expressing her dissatisfaction at the official. By the rules of golf, is the club manager within his rights in modifying your round?
9. You continue your play for several holes without incident. Then, however, bad luck strikes you again: Hitting your ball out of a bunker, you strike slightly too high and your sand wedge literally slices your ball in half. One half flies onto the green, coming to rest an inch from the hole, the other flies to another greenside bunker. You walk up to the half on the green, pick it up, declare it unfit for play and place a new ball in its place, ready to putt. There it is again - "Tsk, tsk."
What should you have done instead?
10. Still one down on the green of the 18th hole, you hit your birdie putt and win the hole. You mark the score, bringing the match to all square and proceed towards the first tee to begin the playoff for the win at which point you promptly hear one last "Tsk, tsk". What is her reason for "tsk"ing you now?
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