"A.I.: Artificial Insemination" Quiz

Answer: Belle

While Will is cooking, Grace is writing down the names she likes to name their baby. She says, "Okay, you ready? My top three choices for baby names. If it's a boy, Caleb, Elijah, and Jonah." Will says, "Great. You have any choices that were popular after Noah built the ark?" Grace then writes down the name, Noah, and says, "Now, don't worry. If you want to go more modern, I also have Louis, Erik, and Sebastian. And for girls, I've got Vanessa, Ursula, and Ariel.

They're good, right?" Will says, "Yeah.

They're also characters from "The Little Mermaid". I'm surprised you didn't put down Flounder and Scuttle."

Answer: in his office, in the file cabinet

After Will tells Jack he and Grace are going to try and have a baby, Jack says, "So, where is this baby going to live?" Sarcastically, Will says, "Well, you know, in my office, in a file folder. Under "O" for offspring. Here with us! What do you think?" Jack says, "Well, isn't that all cozy? One big happy family."

Answer: Elliott

Will thinks Grace wants to have sex with him to make the baby but she tells him she doesn't. Will says, "Well, I don't wanna sleep with you, either. So I guess we'll be doing, what, insemination." Grace says, "Works for me." Jack says, "Okay, you guys. Just don't say it so casually, okay? Do you even know what insemination involves?" Grace says, "Of course." Will says, "Yes, thank you." There's a pause, then Will says, "No, not really." Grace says, "Not exactly. Well, do you know?" Karen then says, "Hello? His own son was the result of insemination." Jack then says, "So if anyone knows, I think I do." There's another pause, then everyone yells for Elliot. Elliott comes in and says, "Insemination.

The guy goes to this lab, where he deposits his sperm, then the doctor puts it into this machine that spins it around to get the best sample.

The woman goes to another place, where her doctor waits for the sample to arrive from the lab. Then the doctor inserts the sample with a syringe, and, hopefully, that results in fertilization."

Answer: Sheila

When Will realizes he accidentally grabbed Jack's lunch, he says, "Oh my God, I grabbed the wrong bag. This is Jack's lunch." Garce says, "Jack has our baby juice?" Will says, "Look, don't worry. I'm sure Jack is smart enough...I better get down to Barney's right away." Grace says, "Hurry. Save little Sheila." Will says, "No. We talked about that. No Sheila.

Sheila's a whore's name." Will leaves and Grace says to the nurse, "You know, he's right. Sheila is kind of whorey, don't you think?" The nurse replies, "We haven't met. Hi, I'm Sheila." Grace stutters an apology and Sheila says, "Oh, don't apologize. I am a whore."

Answer: hot girls

Jack says to Terry, "Terry, you gotta help me. I gotta find my calling. What do you think my new career should be?" Terry asks, "Well, what are you looking for?" Jack replies, "I don't know. Something that speaks to my interests, you know? Hot fashion, hot guys, hot clothes, hot pants. Anything hot."

Answer: Lionel

After Karen laughs at Smitty, Lionel says to her, "You have a very delightful chuckle." Karen says, "Oh, thank you. They're real, too." Lionel introduces himself, "Lionel Banks. Lionel, like the train. Banks, like money. And you are?" Karen says, "Anastasia Beaverhousen. Anastasia, like Russian royalty. Beaverhousen, like where the beaver live."

Answer: floor manager

Ruben approaches Jack and says, "Jack, as you may have heard, Dorleen's manager position has become available." Jack says, "Yeah, what happened to her?" Ruben says, "Rehab. Big fan of the nose candy. Blow, snow, ice. All of it just hoovered right up the snout. We're looking for a new floor manager, and Tristan and moi would like to offer it to you." Jack says, "Me? Manager?" Ruben says, "No. Floor manager." Jack says, "That's even better. It's a two-word title, like homecoming queen."

Answer: Cher

Jack trips in his office and falls and boxes fall on top of him. WHen he wakes up, he looks around and says, "Homo, I don't think we're in Barney's anymore. Where am I?" He then hears a voice that says, "You're in heaven, Jack." Cher then comes down the stairs and Jack asks, "So, are you God?" Cher replies, "It depends on which bathhouse you pray at." Jack sees her and says, "Oh my Cher! You are God! Chastity, Elijah.

It all makes sense. Wait a minute. If this is heaven, does that mean I've died?" She tells him "Only the entertainer part of you, Jack. That's why I sent for you.

The world needs you."

Answer: follow your bliss

As Cher ascends the stairs, she says, "Remember, Jack, follow your bliss. Follow your bliss, Jack. Follow your bliss. Follow your bliss." Jack grabs an angel and pulls him to the door and says, "My bliss is this way." We then cut to Jack's office where he wakes up imitating Cher, "Follow your bliss. Follow your bliss."

Answer: "Nothing can go wrong now."

Grace says, "Okay, let's do a final check. You've got the stuff, I've got the place to put it, and two Kit Kat bars for energy. We're good to go." Will says, "Yeah. Nothing can go wrong now." Grace asks, "What did you just say?" Will tells her, "I said, "Nothing can go wrong." Grace then says, "I can't believe you just said that! You put a ken ayina hora on it!" Will then asks her what did she just say and she tells him, "You put a ken ayina hora on it. A Jewish jinx. You jinxed it. Quick, quick. Knock on wood!"